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Nowadays, typical English learning methods can get boring and tedious
So why don't we spice things up a bit by learning English through some funny stories
In this video, we are going to look back at five whole area short stories in English that will surely crack you up
Are we good to go? Let's get started
1. The Wish
A man finds an old lamp on the beach and is granted three wishes by the genie inside
For the first two wishes, the man asks for ten million dollars and eternal youth
The genie says: "It's done, state your final wish"
"I want the pet dragon"- The man says
The genie shakes his head: "Please be more realistic"
"Hmm... Then I wish for the ability to understand women"
The genie thinks for a while and answers:
"What color do you want your dragon?"
2. Pet Control
A girl is talking to her friend:
"there's a big mouse in my house"
Her friend responds: "Do you have a mousetrap?"
The girl sighs
"Yes, but we don't have any cheese as bait"
"You can try butter or bread instead"
"We don't have any of that"
"How about some bacon or syrup?"
"None of that either"
My family has just run out of food
The friend gives her a confused look :
"Then......"
"What is the rat doing in your house?"
3. Just a second
A man finally gets a chance to meet God
He asks God
"How long is a million years?"
God replies:
"To me it is just one second"
"Then how much is a million dollars", the man asks curiously
God answers: "To me it is but a penny"
The man humbly asks: "Dear God, can you give me a penny?"
God then tells him
No problem, give me one second
4. Over speeding
A police officer stops a car driven by an old man
Because he is only driving at 25 km/h, causing a traffic jam on the highway
The officer asks "Why are you driving so slowly?"
The old driver calmly replied: "I saw a sign saying that the speed limit on this highway is 25 kilometres per hour"
The officer sighs: "No sir, that's the number of the highway you're on"
The old driver mumbles:
"Oh, so that's what it means"
The officer looks at the other passengers in the cars all of them look pale and shocked
He asks the driver: "Did something happen?"
The driver answers:
"You see... We just got off highway 150"
5. The liar
A family buys a lie detector that makes a beep whenever somebody tells a lie
That afternoon, the father asks his son who just came home
"Were you at school today?"
The son replies: "Yes"
"Okay, I went to the cinema"
"I went for a beer with my friends, I swear"
"What? At your age I would never touch alcohol!"
The mother laughs: "Whoo hell, he really is your son"
And those were the five stories we wanted to share with you in today's video
Out of the five stories in this video which one do you think is the funniest and why?
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