>> Judge Judy: You sound like a
fool.
>> I don't because I know what
I'm saying.
>> Judge Judy: Are you trying to
sound like a fool?
You sound like a fool.
>> I'm trying to sound what it
is.
>> Judge Judy: You sound like a
fool.
>> That's your opinion.
>> Judge Judy: Well, my opinion
is the only one that counts.
>> He'd lose custody.
>> Judge Judy: If a man did
that, there would be no question
that a family-court judge
would say, "Somebody
with that kind of anger" --
>> My son was crying
in the house.
>> Judge Judy: I'm speaking.
"With that kind of anger problem
should not be left unsupervised
with a child."
And just because it happens
to wear a skirt occasionally...
doesn't mean
that the same mind-set
shouldn't work for you.
That's outrageous! Outrageous!
>> I didn't do it.
>> Judge Judy: Your conduct --
Yes, you did.
Your conduct is outrageous!
Your motivation is outrageous!
>> My son was crying
in the house.
>> Judge Judy: I want to tell
you something.
>> I banged on the door,
and that was it -- no damage.
>> Judge Judy: I know exactly
who you are.
>> And he ripped me out the car
and left marks on me.
>> Judge Judy: I know exactly
who you are.
>> Judge Judy: I'm not giving
you a quarter.
I think that you're a very
bad businesswoman.
>> Ma'am.
>> Judge Judy: I think
that you are --
>> He called 3 days later.
>> Judge Judy: I think
that you are --
>> He cancelled 3 days later.
>> Judge Judy: Listen to me.
>> My policy is no refunds.
>> Judge Judy: Hey, Ms. Knowler.
>> It's in my policy.
>> Judge Judy: Ms. Knowler.
I'm talking.
You're not.
>> I understand.
>> Judge Judy: I'm talking.
You're not.
Let me tell you this.
I just went over
with him the dates.
>> They are not correct.
>> Judge Judy: Don't speak.
I said,
"Is all of that correct?"
>> No.
>> Judge Judy: And you said --
You want me to play back
the tape?
You said, "Correct."
>> The dates are not correct.
The facts are correct.
The dates are not correct.
He called 3 days
after he booked.
>> Judge Judy: Great.
>> I have no cancellation --
no cancellation --
>> Judge Judy: Just a second.
I'm speaking.
>> No cancellation policy.
>> Judge Judy: Hey.
I'm speaking.
Listen to me.
>> No cancellation policy.
>> Judge Judy: I don't --
I don't give a rat's --
>> So why do people
put these in their --
>> Judge Judy: Listen to me.
I don't give a rat's behind
about
what you're going to show me.
I'm not giving you
another penny.
>> Judge Judy: I'm done.
You're gone. Goodbye.
You take your case back
to the small-claims court
where it came from.
Do you understand?
>> Seriously?
>> Judge Judy: No, not
seriously.
Super seriously!at was the namen
that you were gonna help to move
that night?
>> Bob.
>> Judge Judy: Bob what?
>> Um, uh...
>> Judge Judy: "Um, uh" what?
Get on your phone and give me
the number.
Get on your phone and give me
this Bob's number, 'cause I'm
gonna call Bob, and you know
what I don't like?
>> What's that?
>> Judge Judy: I don't like to
get up from this bench and go
back to the phone.
If Bob isn't going to tell me,
"I don't know what he's talking
about, moving.
I haven't moved."
>> You want me to call him,
you're saying?
>> Judge Judy: No!
I'm gonna call him!
>> Oh. Okay.
[ Laughter ]
>> Judge Judy: Look at me.
Mr. Kelsay.
>> And it was Bob --
>> Judge Judy: [ Raps desk ]
Look at me.
>> Yes.
>> Judge Judy: Say, "I'm sorry.
That was the wrong night.
I wasn't helping anybody move."
>> I'm sorry.
That was the wrong --
>> Judge Judy: Say to me,
"I'm sorry.
That was the wrong night.
I wasn't helping anybody move."
>> Why am I saying that?
>> Judge Judy: Why? Because --
>> Okay. I'm sorry.
That was the wrong night.
I wasn't helping anybody move.
>> Judge Judy: Okay.
>> I don't understand why I'm
saying that.
>> Judge Judy: Hey, I'm way
ahead of you.
I know exactly what it's all
about.
ENOUGH MONEY FOR A CAR.
>> IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT.
IT DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT.
YOU DON'T GET FINANCIAL AID OUT
FOR SIX CREDITS.
YOU CAN'T SUPPORT YOURSELF.
YOU EITHER GOT TO GO IN ALL THE
WAY, OR YOU CAN'T GO IN.
>> Judge Judy: TELL THAT TO
ABRAHAM LINCOLN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I THINK TIMES WERE DIFFERENT
BACK THEN.
>> Judge Judy: NO, PEOPLE WERE
DIFFERENT BACK THEN, MR. BURNS.
TIMES WERE THE SAME.
PEOPLE HAD TO GET UP, THEY HAD
TO EAT, THEY HAD TO HAVE A ROOF
OVER THEIR HEADS, THEY HAD TO
PAY FOR SOME SORT OF FUEL TO
HEAT THEIR HOUSE.
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS PEOPLE
GOT SOFT.
I don't like to have my time
wasted.
If you were there, and all they
will do is verify that you were
a tenant there in May and June,
then we'll move on.
Then I'll know that he was
telling me a fib that you
moved in in May.
>> If I may, when I did leave
Washington State, I moved in
with my mother.
>> Judge Judy: You're a fibber!
>> I'm a what?
>> Judge Judy: Fibber.
>> Okay.
>> Judge Judy: Liar.
>> I'm -- Okay.
>> Judge Judy: Yes. Okay.
So you moved in in May.
>> [ Chuckling ] Okay.
I have the phone number.
>> Judge Judy: Well, what
difference does it make?
You weren't living there.
I asked you where you were
living.
You told me that's where you
were living.
When I was gonna call, you said,
"Well, I wasn't really living
there.
I was living with my mother."
>> Only for a month.
>> Judge Judy: What month?
>> June.
>> Clearly, she's a liar,
Your Honor.
>> Judge Judy: I know.
to the Jeep?
>> In the binder
with all my other titles,
but the DMV told me that this is
what I needed to bring
to sign it for a new title.
>> Judge Judy: No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
I don't care what anybody
told you.
I want the title. Let me tell yu
something, Nicholas.
>> Yes, ma'am.
>> Judge Judy: 10 minutes ago,
you said to me you haven't
worked in two years because
you're waiting for shoulder
surgery on both of your
shoulders.
>> Yes.
>> Judge Judy: Now you're
telling me that you needed an
awful lot of strength to pull
this window down.
You were the one who pulled the
window down and you do all the
maintenance around the house.
>> Yeah, light maintenance.
>> Judge Judy: You want to tell
me why you can't work?
>> I mean, honestly, I have --
>> Judge Judy: No, I want you to
be dishonest with me.
>> No.
>> Judge Judy: I want you to
look at this face and I want you
to be dishonest with me.
>> I literally have tried to get