all sunburns are not created equal let's
talk about that
good mythical morning before we get into
anything let's start with something that
i got to get into
first y'all rhett link channel has a new
video it is a sketch about
over complicated coffee orders and the
battle that ensues
when we make it into a sketch uh i'd
like to get a
large half calf scalded almond milk
latte
four pumps vanilla one pump cinnamon
with an extra half shot sweetened with
agave nectar at 167 degrees
with room for cream please go to the
redlink channel watch that
comment that share that relate to that
okay
we ask you on social media to
ask us questions which is a little
strange
that it's like some uh somebody going
out who's trying to give advice and
asking people to ask questions they can
give advice but don't think of it like
that
don't think of it like that anybody
asked me something about it yes
just just realize that you asked
questions and now we're providing
answers and we ask questions
you ask questions about summer vacation
summer vacation
okay caseydop asks how are we supposed
to enjoy
long car trips ask a lot okay bye people
in the comments that has been road trip
games speaking like yoda please don't
ask a lot this question has been
now road trips can be really fun but
then there are those times when you're
actually just on the road with your
family that you begin to really dislike
after you know a few miles
and yeah you have to come up with games
to pass the time a lot of people do like
i spy people
uh do the license plate game you know
punch bug that kind of thing
well that's old news we've got a new
game this one actually came to me while
i was just riding down the road with my
family
and i said what's that smell oh yeah
i played that game i didn't know you
invented it yeah and then i was like is
it my jeans
are my jeans mill dude it was a high
smell yeah and then i was like jesse is
that your jeans did you lit
jeans and i was like hold on maybe it's
one of the kid's feet i was like
shepherd is it your feet he was like
no i was like lock is it your feet and i
was like is it your shoes because you've
got your shoes off and they were like
not the shoes
eventually found it was a towel and the
back
that was a little mild dude but i'll
tell you it took a good 12 minutes
it took a good 12 minutes what's that
smell and so
if you're a parent and everybody was
happy put something stank
in the car somewhere and say hey kids
we're going to play what's that smell
i like to play i suggest that i like to
play who burps
and all you do is drink about salt
drinks eat some tacos and just wait 30
minutes yeah right yeah and be like
who bert that was me be like well it was
also me yeah
everybody wins with that one i like this
next question
okay uh rachel mckenzie hewitt says what
are some tips for the mythical
beasts that sun burns easily okay um
for the mythical beasts sunburns easily
we want to present to you
visually the lessons that you need to
learn uh
virtually through internet images
i think i know you want to use visual
aid i want to i want to show they call
that a visual
i want to show them pictures i call this
the double hand
burn okay um can you see why
i'm going to ignore the fact that one
hand is going
uh down the pants just i'm going to move
beyond that
um and i'm going to point out the fact
that i you might think the guy just fell
asleep
like this but if you look closely at the
top hand it only has four
fingers i believe that this was an alien
hand oh yeah that was definitely this is
definitely an
alien abduction like i think an alien
probably touched this guy no he hugged
him from the back an alien came in
they come they hug you from the back and
they tried to take them up they pushed
tried to take him up but he and then
when they brought him back they just
burned him everywhere except where he
was grabbing him right that's not even a
sunburn
this next one i call the mankini burn
um you would be tempted to think that
this guy wore some sort of a bikini top
but i'm going to give him credit i think
he just had on a little vest
oh yeah yeah i think it was just a small
vest right he wasn't wearing a bikini
top
i think he was just strategically placed
at some distance behind two beach
umbrellas
it's like that's the shadow it left you
know i'm trying to help this guy out
please
no all right this one is the geometric
backstrap
burn and look how red she is man
that's painful um but it's
it but it's stylish i can't help but see
i see
frankenstein in this so i believe this
is some kind of art project i don't
believe that this was an accident at all
this is somebody sacrificing their body
for the sake of heart which is good for
her
all right this next one uh we're calling
the rising sunburn
it looks like a sun rising on his
forehead um
this could also be an art project it
could also be he just
stayed out in the sun all day with a hat
backwards and then and this is it's a
mug shot
isn't this is a mug shot you want me to
take my backwards head off from a mug
shot
are you sure okay i'll take it off now
i've had it on all day
and it seems real sunny let me just
you know i'm gonna put a can i get my
sly look ready for my mug shot
all right he looks so proud of it here's
one of my favorites i call this one the
shorts yesterday speedo today burn uh
you got to switch the order on rosemary
yeah yeah if you went speedo today
shorts tomorrow
you wouldn't be on a failboard wouldn't
that work speeder today shorts tomorrow
yeah yeah that's
the new look or shorts always let's just
go with shorts
always dude right or robe this guy just
needs a robe
can't everything covered can burn slow
zoom out on
the happy and i know it burn this is
just psoriasis
that's that is not a sunburn i actually
i'm familiar with this pattern i have it
somewhere i'm not going to share it with
you
it's it pops up during the winter and
months and
here's here's a cautionary tale that i
call the dish ran away with a spoon
but only after sitting on her lap for
like eight hours the thing you gotta
think about with this one is that this
person was out
eating soup outside on a hot day you
know
it's like hold on i it's a sunny day out
here on the beach
and then i'll
right as she was falling asleep she
thought and i'm gonna rest my spoon
right right
here that happens that has to be a joke
but listen
the wear sunscreen that's the bottom
line and
shorts okay now if you're not the kind
of person who wants to
stay outside until you turn into beef
jerky but you're more of the
stay inside and look at weird websites
on the interwebs kind of person well you
are in luck because back by
popular demand we're bringing back the
internet is a weird place thanks to our
friends over at squarespace
all right this is basically where we
walk you through the weirdness that is
the internet
um and today we're gonna experience a
website that
you guys nominated on our site uh the
internet is awareplace.com
the site we are going to is i love you
like a fat
lady loves apples.com
why don't we go let's go here here we
are
it's purple oh there's a lady there
looking at an apple
and if i move if i move my cursor around
it moves her hand
okay and you and if i
click i can grab the apple if i bring it
up to her
mouth oh she oh she or she
she says she gestures for another one
this is a little strange
whoa okay all right somebody's kicking
you out high heel
i get it and she real she really likes
apples
oh she's getting bigger oh
i see okay but if you don't grab it the
foot comes in but if you do grab she's
getting bigger
she's getting bigger with each apple
this is creepy i love it
gesture she's making burping noises
almost oh
okay did you see that a curvy knife came
in the back
and and all the apples came out she had
too many apples
and it just repeats from there okay i
like this
and it's great in internet form but you
know i think i would like to live this
can i be the lady that can be arranged
i need that okay
i'm glad i got that out of my system and
i'm glad i've got a new addition to my
wardrobe
i always wear pants over it okay all
right we picked that website because
you submitted it and we're asking for
more of those we can keep doing this
internet is a weird place thing so go
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a weird website if we choose your site
we will give you a shout out on the show
and we've got a new thing if you want
even more of a challenge
you can create your own website with a
theme that we're going to give you each
month
and you have a chance of winning an
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and a shout out a different theme every
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food we're looking for food based
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make your own site and you'll get a free
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then you go back once you've created the
website
and you nominate it just like you would
any other website right so we got
there's two things you can do submit
anywhere website from the internet or
create your own and submit that and we
explain all this over
at the internet is a weird place dot com
food themed
stick with that all right speaking of
the internet being a weird place
we've been seeing this comment a lot on
recent videos
uh aaron bjorn stoke is one of them
who commented i ship them both
hart irian bjorn um we thought
why let everybody ship us why don't we
just
ship ourselves so we did
okay are you ready yeah i've been
wanting to do this since we were kids
all right goodness
all right seal us up
oh i regret this
is it getting hot in here
what the heck no written links i'm
stunking
get out don't
being famous and soar
i thought she'd be nicer thanks for
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there she is two large half calf
squalled in almond milk lattes four
pumps vanilla one pump cinnamon an extra
half shot sweetened agave nectar at 167
degrees with room for cream
and reduced fat white chocolate drizzle