[ MUSIC ] JAMES ZLATAN SPEAKS.
THIS MUST BE ONE OF THOSE OLD FORTUNE TELLER MACHINES.
FIGURES.
>> WHO HAS SUMMONED ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVICH, THE GREATEST
SOCCER PLAYER IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE?
>> James: I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A FORTUNE TELLER?
>> I AM ALSO THE GREATEST FORTUNE TELLER IN THE ENTIRE
UNIVERSE.
>> James: REALLY?
HOW DO YOU FIND TIME FOR BOTH?
>> I AM ALSO THE GREATEST MULTI-TASKER IN THE ENTIRE
UNIVERSE. WHO HAS SUMMONED ME?
JAMES OH, I HAVE.
I'M JAMES CORDEN.
>> WHO?
I HAVE NEVER HEARD THIS NAME--JAMES CORDEN.
>> James: RIGHT, SORRY, I FORGOT
YOU'RE STUCK IN THIS ARCADE ALL DAY.
SILLY OF ME TO ASSUME.
I ACTUALLY HOST A LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW.
>> OH, LIKE JAY LENO?
>> James: KIND OF.
>> OR STEPHEN COLBERT OR JIMMY KIMMEL OR JIMMY FALLON OR SETH
MEYERS OR TREVOR NOAH OR -- ZLATAN NEVER HEARD OF YOU,
ZLATAN IS THE GREATEST LATE-NIGHT TELEVISION WATCHNERT
UNIVERSE.
>> JAMES: ...IN THE UNIVERSE, RIGHT, OF COURSE.
CAN I ASK A QUESTION?
>> GIVE ME A DOLLAR.
>> THAT WAS FOR TURNING ON.
ZLATAN WANTS ANOTHER DOLLAR FOR THE QUESTION.
>> James: SURE, FINE, WHATEVER.
ALRIGHT, SO, I'M WONDERING-- I'VE BEEN WORKING OUT AND EATING
RIGHT AND-- I KNOW IT'S A LONG SHOT, BUT, WILL I EVER BE NAMED
PEOPLE MAGAZINE'S SEXIEST MAN ALIVE?
>> (LAUGHS)!
>> James: WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY?
>> MAYBE IF YOU LOOKED LIKE ZLATAN.
ZLATAN IS THE SEXIEST MAN IN THE UNIVERSE.
YALE JAMES I DON'T HAVE TO BE AS SEXY AS ZLATAN!
BLAKE SHELTON WON LAST YEAR!
I'M AS SEXY AS BLAKE SHELTON.
>> (LAUGHS)!
NO.
YOU ARE NOT SEXY.
YOU ARE ADORABLE.
LIKE A SILLY BRITISH MARSHMALLOW.
>> James: FINE, MY NEXT QUESTION IS.
>> GIVE ME A DOLLAR.
>> James: YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME, I JUST --
>> DOLLAR!
>> James: FINE!
HERE.
OK, I DO A LITTLE BIT OF SINGING ON MY SHOW, MOSTLY FOR JOKES AND
STUFF LIKE THAT, BUT I REALLY DO LOVE SINGING, SO I GUESS I'M
WONDERING WILL I EVER WIN A GRAMMY?
>> SING FOR ZLATAN!
>> James: WHAT?
>> SING FOR ZLATAN!
>> James: RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW?
ALL RIGHT, SURE.
SINGH -- [ SINGING ]
>> NO.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?
NEXT QUESTION.
>> James: I LOVE HOSTING THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" I REALLY DO I
ALSO LOVE ACTING AND ON MOVIES AND ON BROADWAY, WILL I FIND A
WAY TO BALANCE EVERYTHING AND BE TRULY HAPPY?
>> LET ZLATAN TELL YOU ABOUT ZLATAN'S FIRST GAME WITH THE
L.A. GALAXY.
ZLATAN'S TEAM WAS LOSING, AND THEN ZLATAN CAME ON THE PITCH IN
THE 71ST MINUTE AND SCORED A MAGNIFICENT EQUALIZER GOAL, AND
THEN IN STOPPAGE TIME, AN EQUALLY MAGNIFICENT HEADER THAT
WON THE MATCH FOR THE GALAXY FOUR-TO-THREE.
WATCH ZLATAN AND LEARN.
>> James: SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE JUST TELLING ME ABOUT YOU
SCORING GOALS?
>> YES.
>> James: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ME?
WHAT ABOUT MY QUESTION?
WILL YOU EVER BE TRULY HAPPY?
>> ZLATAN SAYS TO BE TRULY HAPPY, YOU MUST ALWAYS -- YOU
MUST ALWAYS -- YOU MUST ALWAYS.
>> James: WHAT?
I MUST ALWAYS WHAT?
WHAT MUST I ALWAYS?
HEY.
WHAT MUST I ALWAYS?
WAKE UP!