I know what you're thinking
I know what all of you out there have always wondered.
"Who is Jacksepticeye's Youtuber boyfriend?"
A question that MILLIONS across the globe have asked.
And nobody knows the answer to!
Not even Jack himself..
So we're gonna find out today just who is Jacksepticeye's Youtuber boyfriend!
What? I didn't do an intro? I didn't "top of the morning whipcrack"? Yeah, well that's 'cause i'm a fuckin changed man!
I'm a different person! I have to attract the strongest Youtuber boyfriend EVER!
It's the only way i'm gonna be able to do it!
Blank slate!
Th-there's no one over there. I'm talking to a door...that's about it
OOOKay! First question of the day!
Let's play this game. "What colors do you like?"
"Light colors or cool colors, like blue or purple"
"Dark colors, like black."
"All sorts, I could never choose"
"All colors"
"Warm colors, like orange and red"
I'm a bit of an orange and red man!
Whenever I get into it, it's always like "What type of flavor drink do you want?"
Actually, not orange, 'cause I don't like that, but when it comes to lights, orange and red set that mood.
Set that mood for sexy time action!
Aaah kay. "What are you usually doing on a Friday night?"
Auhm...
I'm usually in a bath with a tub of ice cream, crying myself- uhh..
Crying myself calm!
To the sounds of Celine Dion.
But that's probably not an answer
"Possibly socializing somewhere"
*Laughing*
No.
"Browsing the internet, never to move for the whole weekend."
"Probably playing video games."
"Listening to music at home." and
"Reading"
Ohhhhh. I don't read.
"Possibly playing video games"!
"Favorite letter out of these?"
....
"AFTIMIPID"
*Laughs*
What?! Where's the S? S is my favorite letter
Because it's the start of ssssssssssssexy
And also Sean.
But it's not there. So i'm going to have to go "What kind of question is this?"
"Choose an animal."
"A goat", "A llama", "Ooh! A doggie!",
"A lion", "A cat", "Why do I have to choose an animal? I love them all"
Umm, Imma have to go with the doggie! A cute little dogger pupper!
Fuckin love them man, they're so cute.
"Choose one:"
"Meh", "meow", "lolzor", "dildo, hehehe" *Starts giggling*
*laughs*
"Rawr"
Ugh, the "rawr" needs an "XD" after it! Otherwise I can't pick that one!
"Ladder goat."
I do love ladder goat! Ladder goat, why you so random?
Imma have to go with the "lolzorz."
*Laughs* Just cause it sounds like a funny word to say.
Lolzor!
"Let fate decide!"
What kind of fuckin' quiz is this?!
I need to figure out my soulmate! My Youtuber boyfriend!
Not let fate decide!
I need hard statistical analysis based on
What we like, what we do, our favorite colors, and how many views and subscribers we have!
This one!
"Do you like going inside or outside?"
Are you talking about the human body or just nature?
'Cause, both. *giggle*
"Meh. No preference, really."
"I'm practically always inside."
*clap*
"Sometimes i'm inside, sometimes i'm outside."
Sometimes i'm in, sometimes i'm out, and sometimes I just fuckin' shake it all about.
And THEN
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn around.
So that one!
How many questions are we at? We're at question 8, there's 13. Hang in there.
I know. you're getting ready to get that fork at your eyeballs
Ready to scrape it out. But good stuff is coming.
"If your friend falls down, what do you do?"
"Help them up, I hope they're okay"
"Laugh at them, tell them I'm kidding and if they're still down at this point, might as well help them up."
"Laugh, and then help them up."
"Ask them if they need help up first. I'll probably still help them up anyway though."
It probably- well, it depends on the friend!
I mean if some friend falls down and I don't...and I think they're dumb, Imma be like "haahahah!"
But I'd always help them up anyways, so maybe laugh then help them up.
It depends on the friend! It depends on how close you are to them.
"If someone makes a dirty joke, how do you really respond?"
I laugh excessively...
"I don't get it for a bit, it takes a minute for me to laugh."
"Start laughing. Of course, it's friggin hilarious!"
Yeah...
Yeah!
That. That one. *laughs*
"If you found out your best friend died, what would you do?"
"Cry loads."
Ah sure Jaysus, me best friend is dead, I might as well go cry loads!
I'll go into me room, I'll go back into me bathtub and me ice cream and I'll fuckin' cry loads, boys!
It's a sad bastard of a day! *Laughs*
"Life will never be the same without them"
"Be really said and try to hold in all of the emotions."
"I would be devastated."
Devastated, of course.
"Hobby?" "Making people laugh!"
"Browsing the internet, duh."
What are ya, some kind of brainiac??
Browsing the internet...DUH!
"Playing video games", "Reading", "Playing an instrument."
I like making people laugh, I like browsing the internet
Uh, I used to love playing drums, I don't play them anymore.
Playing video games! I play video games more than anything else.
Umm, which hopefully I make people laugh by doing it.
This one doesn't count. If you haven't laughed while watching this video yet, this doesn't count.
It's not a video game, it's a quiz!
"What is a flaw of yours?" Being too funny.
My only flaw with Jacksepticeye is that he's TOO funny...
That's my problem. "I'm loud sometimes..."
Ah fuck! *Laughs*
Welp, there it is!
"I tend to come off rude sometimes when I'm making a joke."
"I annoy people when I constantly make jokes."
"I'm innocent and don't really understand other people's dark..."
I'm these three...
"I'm innocent and don't really understand other people's dark humor."
But dark humor is the best humor!
It's good humor! All those dead baby jokes...
"I'm loud sometimes..." *laughs* Sometimes...
If "all the time" is "sometimes" then sign me up, Bobby!
"That's the end of the quiz! Did you enjoy it? This doesn't count towards your score"
"It was okay, not great."
I give you an apple out of quiz!
Who did I get? Who did I get...?
Come on, drumroll!
Pewdiepie!
Oh no- well...Let's think about this.
I could do worse!
*Gags*
Sorry...sorry *coughs*
I was tryna...I was tryna kee- *vomit sounds*
I was trying not to vomit over this choice.
"You are a hilarious person!"
Are we talking about Felix or me?
"Sometimes the one who laughs in a serious situation. You love to make jokes and make others laugh!
When dark topics are brought up, you try to lighten the mood by trying to make others happy.
You are also very very genious" Ge-GENEROUS!
"You seem like a perfect match for Pewds!" aww...
Match made in heaven! Everyone thinks we hate eachother now...
But we don't! I still love that man!
What a- what a beautiful human, look at him! Look at those strong cheekbones as well...
Look, aww...beautiful man, beautiful...
Beautiful Swedish skin...and he's got sexy blonde hair now as well!
Ugh! ... Such a dream boat!
...
Do you think if we got together, actually, that er- the media would start writing about that?
And not writing about, the whole...racist thing?
I think, e-er, I think that that would be a nice change of pace for a while!
Actually no, 'cause then they- they'd probably
Misrepresent that and then uh...
They'd probably make us out to be some sort of homicidal maniacs or something.
Yeah, it's probably a bad choice.
Okay! I'm nothing, if not, consistent!
I have to get the statistical analysis of this and do a different quiz.
I have to see if me and Mr. Kjellberg are actually destined to be together forever in the long lost hills of Sweden.
OR
if I'm gonna get somebody else like
IDK, like fuckin'
Tyler Oakley or someone idk
*Shrugs*
Could be anyone, this Youtuber boyfriend quiz
"To start off, what's your favorite movie types of movies to watch?"
Ahum..
"Adventure"
"Horror movies def And not because it's a sneaky way to get closer to my crush"
*gibberish* You're so weird for thinking that.
You're so weird right now.
"Just about any movie, as long as it has a good rating to it."
I don't know why I'm talking like this.
It's just that's the voice I heard
When I heard "horror movies def".
Ahum
Horror movies, yeah I like horror movies.
*Laughs*
"Let's say you went to the concert of your dreams, what band would you want to see preform there?"
None of theeese
*Beep*
Taylor Swift.
I have to give it up to my T-Swifty.
I would SO love to listen to Taylor Swift
Go and listen to her- ...Heartbreaker's gonna break break break break...
It's my fucking jam. It's my strawberry and jelly
"What's your personality like?" "Crazy, kind, sweet"
"Adorable, innocent, cute" *WHAPOOSH*
"Artistic, creative" and "class-clown"
Oh... I would have one all of the above please
"Crazy, kind" and "sweet" I have those traits
"Adorable, innocent, cute" They're all the same kind of thing
These are not! "Artistic, creative, class"-
I'm just gonna go with the fucking first one. I don't know
"Who's your favorite Youtuber? Yours may or may not be here, just pick what's here
"Yes Pewds I asked this question deal with it man" *Laughs*
Ah... Ok, out of all of these?
Why did you put these together? Out of all of these...
I probably watch KickthePJ most
Because that fuckin' dude knows exactly how to make things look and seem interesting
He can just make stuff out of cardboard and it's just, like "Woah.. look at that man go!"
And he did like a stop-motion thing a little while ago that was just, like-blew my mind when I was watching it
Blew my mind when I was watching it
I love him. AND he's gorgeous! I hope he's my Youtuber boyfriend!
He's got that beautiful curly hair and those green eyes
Not only that, but he's charming
Have you seen him in a petticoat? Fuckin' hell, man
"What was your first date like?" "Played video games all night long"
...All night loong...
"Easy going, dinner and a movie night."
"A very romantic night, lots of kissing and cuddling, and a fancy dinner"
How the fuck WAS my first date?
My first date was when I was, like, 16
But it was just kind of hanging out, watching TV
So....
This? There was no fancy dinner but there was a lot of kissing and cuddling
Ho! Yea- Not really.
There was a lot of, like awkward sitting next to each other and being like
"Oh, you like the... thing? Yeah? Cool. Ahh I'm scared!"
"Let fate choose"
What it with letting fate choose?!
Why do I keep turning around like i'm talking to someone?!
There's no one here! But I have to!
I'll talk to you
Why- Why are we letting fate decide?
Why would fate decide what I can decide for myself?
Fucking "three stars"
"If you could only have any of these items, which one would you choose to have the most?"
"Adventure Time sword", "a new video game console", "adventure"
Well, i just got my Nintendo Switch so I'm kind of good in the "new video game console" for now
"Adventure"
I don't need a fucking advenrure! I'm having all the adventure I could have right now!
I could have an adventure in a video game!
"Adventure Time sword" would be cool!
I'm talking like, a REAL one. that I could slice shit with.
"I made a similar quiz to this. If you'd like to check it out"-
Stop fucking promoting yourself!
"Cool man!" Ok, this is it! the results!
The reaults we've all been waiting for
Who's it going to be? Who's it gonna be?
Who's it going to be?
"Crabstickz"?!
BUT I- I don't have anything in common with Crabstickz!
Oh, God, you wrote you a fucking fanfiction and everything for this?
Oh Marcy me...
*Intense music" I have to... I have to get- I have to get Felix again
I have- I have- I have to get Felix again... I don't know- I don't know what one to pick
These other quizzes are bullshit. These other quizzes are bullshit.
They didn't give me the MAN that I NEED in my LIFE!
Ahhh... fucking... London, of course! Yeah, London, baby!
Come on, I need it. I need it! Come on! Come on! Come on!
*Music stops* Come on- Fucking- Anthony Padilla?!
NOOO! It's all gone WRONG!
The world is upside-down and inside-out
*Mumbles* Fuck
I think what we need to learn from this is that I don't have ONE Youtuber boyfriend,
I have all the Youtuber boyfriends
They're all mine! All mine for the keeps!
This is a fucking weird video...
ANYWAY! Thank you guys, so much for watching it If you liked it,
PUNCH that like button in the face
LİKE A BOSS! AND
high fives all around. Kw-psh! Kw-psh!
THANK YOU GUYS, and I will see all you dudes...
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!
["I'm Everywhere" by Teknoaxe plays]
I can hear it already...
it's- this video is like a fanfiction writer's wet dream