Guys guys guys guys guys guys guess what? Hi.
That's it. It's not lit in my
room today 'cuz my light box is broke. Or they been broken but they stopped working
My hair is dirty I wanna wear a hat OK? OK so I went to target yesterday
There's all the back-to-school stuff, and then there's this one aisle that was back-to-school stuff, and it was condoms. Why what?
What next to the freakin' kids' lunchboxes, so I mean, I don't know what kind of world we live in anymore
But apparently this is a thing. I don't know if they do this on purpose
But this is a thing like look. I don't know where this is. Walmart, Target
I think it's Target Target doing this on purpose
They have knives and it's like back to school damn
So they got all kinds of knives for every single person you want to stab bruh y'all ain't kidding, huh?
There's more. This is what I saw at tarjay
Set them up for success with healthy back-to-school routines and it shows a
six-year-old boy
Who y'all tried to cater to the two moms does it what I wha-
This boy got two moms too? This a mom this a mom something's not adding up. I'm very confused right now
Who are these for the kids not gonna use them the moms aren't gonna use them
this is false advertising come on
I know you guys do this on purpose. We got a back-to-school sale on alcohol
I don't know if it's for the parents if it's for the college kids
I don't know. Who you trying to cater this to mommy and daddy can have some fun now that little Billy's off to school
I'm just kidding it's just water. This is the worst one
Like how could you Walmart? How could you?
The gun section the freaking gun section own the school year like a hero. Man that's just straight-up
Disrespectful how you gonna own the school year without a gun though. Uh, I mean my need a gun for school. OK Billy
yee-haw
Cuz this America gon' get my son a gun so he can this hear own the school year and now for the ladies
But we didn't forget about you we got pregnancy test on sale
$22.99 a good deal for school make sure you're not pregnant, and if you are
I don't know man, what happens if you are dollar store, not you, too
We got one dollar essentials for school
We got fake bloody limbs so if you don't want to come to school one day
Tuck in your hand real good put the fake hand on the ground. That's why I didn't do my homework. I mean
I literally couldn't do my homework. I didn't have a hand I have one hand but it's my left hand.
Make sure it's your right hand. Lucky for y'all. They only sell bright hands
We got Lego right here so fun. They won't even know they're learning
Their, their learning how you gonna get the wrong they're
Again, why are condoms must-have for back-to-school? I'm thinking
This is a thing it's like a must-have thing. So you won't have to get this good deal stock up on supplies
Back-to-school savings, and we've got some Bacardi on sale hell yeah, but mom don't you know it's on the school supply list
I mean, that's one way to get alcohol. I'm not even kidding if I give my parents that and be like it's a school
Supply she would buy it I'm not even kidding my mom even know what Bacardi is.
College essentials smart scholars save dollars. Hey that rhymes. They got red cups they got ping-pong balls
They got a table this could only mean one thing
We got this High school right here who misspelled their own high school name Garinger, but they spelled it Gainger.
How you gonna misspell your high school name they got the freshmen doing this nooooo
15 best things about our pubic schools.
Did nobody catch this or I feel like the dudes caught it
And then they're like nah no no no no I went through way too much trouble making this sign. I'm not re-doing it
Just put it up. It's okay
How y'all gonna do this in the midst of the school supplies y'all gonna put some margarita mix and some lingerie who's it for?
I'm starting to think this is for the parents. I mean do parents like party when the kids go to school
Don't they have to go to work
What do you do? I don't know man. This is the thing please explain this to me. Why do multiple stores?
Have limbs,
As school supplies?
Bro those masks too - and and organs is that a severed ear and don't forget your ping pong balls Prescott High School
Hey, that's in Arizona
Welcome back. Hope you hade a good
brake
Lord this is the high school this ain't no elementary school. We ain't got a six-year-old
Doing this we got a grown ass 13-14 year old or even worse an adult. I believe it. I believe it
I live in Arizona. I know what it's like when I went to Prescott
I told the Chipotle to make me a quesadilla right the way they make the corn quesadillas at Chipotle is they take one
quesadilla put cheese in it and fold it in half like this
So I'm like can you take two corn tortillas put the cheese on one of them, and then just put it on top, so
It's bigger, and then the dude looked at me like oh my god. That's genius such a great idea
Instead of making lots of little ones we can make less
Big ones and so the girl next to him did it here's the tortilla
She put cheese on it took the other tortilla
Put it on top then put more cheese on top of them and then folded them again
I'm not mad
But I'm just saying and I'm like no no no no that's not how you do it and she looked at me like...
What do you mean? I'm like you just take one tortilla cheese, and then tortilla on top done
I'm just saying I don't think they're the smartest people in the world
I mean, I don't know where East Pauldin is but we got a welcome back students. We are glad you are hear
Like hear, I can hear you we got a back to school
Headquarters an ad with like back-to-school clothes
And it's like free t-shirt and hat with the purchase of any of these guns um okay
back-to-school essentials five bags of salt for
$5.00
only at
landscaping school but anyways that's all for today I hope you guys enjoyed this video if you did make sure to hit that like button in the face
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