(upbeat music)
- Three, two, one. - Go, go, go!
Go! (cups clattering)
You drink! - Yes!
You drink, yes! I drink too!
- You drink too!
(guys chugging)
- 'Kay next beer, next beer,
next beer, let's go. - Next beer, next beer.
Go, go, go, go, go! - Three, two, one, go.
You drink! - Yeah!
(guys chugging)
(roommate screams)
You!
(gentle music)
- Here's a beer, son.
- Oh, but you mean like a root beer though, right?
- What? No, a real beer.
- A real beer?
Like with alcohol?
I don't know if I've ever had one of these.
- Son, you're 30 (beep) years old,
why is this weird for you?
- A real beer with alcohol?
Do I dare taste it?
Oh, I bet it's yucky.
I hope it's not yucky.
Ooh!
- I knew I shoulda just got a dog.
(upbeat music)
- (gasps) Oh my God.
Do you need any underwear? (laughs)
- Stop.
Ah!
(gentle music)
- Oh! Do you need any underwear, hun?
- (sighs) Mom, I'm 25.
Yes, please!
- Oh, yay!
Let's see, how fun!
(gentle music) (electronic whirring)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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I'm frickin' hungry! (stomach growling)
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(gentle music)
(son sighs)
- Welcome home, son.
I made you a five course meal
comprised of every one of your favorite meals
from each stage of your life.
- Oh, I'm not really hungry.
- I understand.
I still love you.
Don't cry. (cries)
(upbeat music)
(roommate snoring)
- Hey, wake up.
I made you some nuggies.
(nuggets clattering)
(roommate grunts)
- Oh!
Oh nice, they're still frozen!
(gentle music)
- Hey, can I borrow your blue top for school?
- No.
- Okay, but I let you borrow my dress
last week for that party.
- Oh, and whose (beep) fault was that?
- Okay.
(upbeat music)
- Hey, could I borrow your blue top tonight?
I don't have anything cute.
- Oh my God, yes!
You don't even have to ask!
Literally borrow anything you want,
I don't even care. (laughs)
Oh my God, like this!
This'll be so cute on you. - Oh yeah!
I know how much you love Danny DeVito!
I had a dream you were wearing this one.
Oh my God, ooh, ooh, it would look so much better on you!
This one, this one, this...
Just take my life!
- Okay!
- Take it, just take it, here you go!
I don't need clothes!
- Oh, I do, I do! - I'll be naked
- so you can be cute!
(upbeat music)
(bell rings)
- Hey, watch out.
- Oh, what up, butthole?
- Oh not much, taint.
- Sup, dick?
- Whoa, screw you, butthole, you freaking idiot.
I love you, man. - Bro.
(gentle music)
- Come on, give me a turn, man.
- Oh, buzz off, - Let me play.
loser. - No!
- I'm not gonna buzz off, I wanna see something cool!
- Mom! - What?
Mom? Mom? - Mom?
- Oh, okay, what now?
- Okay, he's being mean to me!
- Well Brad threatened me with his eyeballs.
- That's not true.
- Okay, you are both grounded!
- No! - Aww!
- They're such babies!
I should be meaner.
Y'all are dicks!
(upbeat music)
- I gotta be honest with you,
when you made fun of my tight jeans in middle school,
that really hurt my self-esteem for a long time.
- Yeah, I totally agree what I did was wrong.
God, I'm so glad we can talk openly about our issues
and become better friends because of it.
- Yeah, right?
- I'm so sorry for what I did back then.
- Thank you, it's like water under the bridge.
- Oh, good!
Yay. (friend chuckling)
(gentle music)
(air whooshing) (birds chirping)
Mom, can I be honest with you?
- Of course, sweetie, you can tell me anything.
- Wow, okay.
Um, I just feel like in high school,
you were really judgmental.
- Oh, what? (laughs)
Are you trying to call me a bad parent now?
Oh my God, you know, I should've put you through cotillion.
You've always been so ungrateful.
Hey, hey, breaking news, everybody!
My daughter thinks I'm the worst mom in the world!
Hoo hoo, bad mom train!
All aboard!
I pushed you out of my butt for seven hours!
(gentle music)
(bell ringing)
- Wait, son, son, son!
- Dad!
Dad, what are you doing here?
Someone might see you!
- You forgot your phone.
- I don't care, I'll buy a new one!
God, you're so embarrassing!
(upbeat music)
- All right, well whatever, I'll just see you back at home.
- Uh no, I don't want to see the puppies in your van,
strange man.
Ew!
- I pushed you out of my butt!
(upbeat music)
- Sup?
- Ay!
- Hey! - Oh!
Oh! - Hey!
Oh, yeet! - Yeet!
Whoa! (laughs) (friend laughs)
- [Friend] Yes, dude! - Oh! (laughs)
Yes! - Oh!
Come on!
(upbeat music)
(phone chimes)
- (gasps) Oh my God, David texted me back!
- (gasps) Is he cute?
- Yes!
- Wait, wait.
Does he still talk to his ex?
That's a red flag if he does.
- Bella. (laughs)
(gentle music)
- Working here on my taco.
(gentle music)
(phone chimes)
Honey, who are you texting during dinner?
- No one, mom, it's just this guy.
- No way!
(gasps) Is he cute?
- Mom!
- Does he still talk to his ex?
That's a red flag if he does.
- Oh my God, no! - Show me.
- You know, are you...
Did you meet him on Tinder or Bumble?
I hear they're different. - Oh my God,
- you are so annoying.
Just make your taco.
- Don't (beep) this up!
I want a grandkid.
- I'm gonna have sex with him, ma!
I will have sex with him!
Just make your taco! - Good!
And I'm setting up a sex night!
- You sending him some saucy photos?
- I am!
- Good.
- You know I took some in the bathroom the other day!
- Oh, I did know that.
- I did.
- We're very close.
- Ah!
- Oh yeah, like that angle. - That one, yeah!
That's the good stuff.
- He liked that one. - That's what mama gave you.
Yeah, I have all the shit! - The shit!
(both laughing)
- [Woman] All right.
(both laughing)
- You were so mean back then.
- I was really a huge bitch.
- Yeah. (laughs) (friend laughing)
Honestly, I could've punched you a couple times there, but.
- Yeah, you shoulda! - I didn't!
Yeah, you could now if you wanted.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- I actually...
I've been wanting to fight for a while.
- Okay. - Let's do it.
Let's go! - Fight club.
(both laughing)
- What the hell is fizz juice?
(mother burps)
(cheerful music)
I'm gonna get fizz juice!
Hey waiter!
(smooth music)
- Yeah. (Courtney laughs)
(laughs) I was just, (Courtney laughs)
I was just right here. (Courtney laughs)
I was kinda like listening
to the whole thing going on. - Cut!
(Courtney laughing)
- Made you some nuggies!
- Oh! (Ian laughs)
Oh, nice, they're still frozen!
- I did not mean to throw
an entire baseball of nuggets at you.
I'm so sorry.
- [Woman] Are you okay, Shayne?
- Oh yeah, I'm fine. (Ian laughs)
- But it's over again!
- Why is this so hard for you?
- Why is it so hard for me to...
- [Courtney] What is your problem,
- I'm not even doing the punk. - Ian?
Which would be funny. - Ian, get off my set.
- I keep getting fizzy, oops.
Oops! I'm oops all fizz!
- [Woman] Okay, cut.
- This was a cream soda in here.
(cheerful music)
- [Woman] All righty. - Olivia.
(Olivia laughs)
(woman laughs)
- I smelled it.
It's not like used.
- I didn't think it was. - Are you sure?
- Yeah, this is like all new stuff.
There's tags on it. - Yeah, I know.
Except for this one, actually.
There's no tag on this one. (crew laughing)