- Turns out that some car companies
make more than just cars.
Some of 'em make some pretty weird merch.
Today we're gonna look at some of the weirder ones
and we decided to make a little game out of it.
Can Jeremiah and I tell the difference between
real weird car merch, knockoff car merch,
and stuff that our producers just made up to trick us.
I'm James, he's Jeremiah
and this is "The D-List."
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(car honks) Oh great.
Mama Jerry's here.
Oh, wait til she finds out that you've been
playing with a lighter.
(gasps) David!
(Dave caws)
- We're gonna be presented with two products.
One of them will be real and one of them will be fake.
And we gotta decide which is which.
And what is a game without stakes?
Whoever loses will have to put a cotton candy
Little Tree Air Freshener in their car for an entire month.
Cotton candy is of course the worst smelling
Little Tree Air Freshener,
as we found out in a previous episode of the "D-List."
So without further a trois, Jerr-Bear,
let's jump in. - Let's do it.
Tesla RGB keyboard or Dodge gaming headset?
- I Feel like one of these is to trick ya.
Right?
- Yeah, that's the game.
- One seems more obvious 'cause they're a little bit
more nerdy, - Uh-huh.
- Right?
- Yeah, Tesla seems a little bit nerdy.
It wouldn't look like that.
- No, no, no, it wouldn't.
That's just a Razor keyboard that Max Photoshopped Tesla on.
- I gotta say the Dodge gamer headset.
We've worked with Dodge before.
They have kind of a shotgun shell approach to marketing.
You know what we should do?
- Yeah.
- We should make a gaming headset.
- That's right.
- We should make it so (bleep) loud that it hurts.
- Yeah, gaming headset's gotta be legit.
- [Max] The correct answer was,
the gaming headset. - Yeah!
We are the best in the history of this game.
Next challenge!
A Mazda volleyball, or Subaru cornhole.
- Oh, come on.
- The volleyball feels like something that
you'd get for free if you go,
- Right.
- Test drive a Mazda CX3.
- That's exactly what I was gonna say.
Mazda summer sales event, come on down.
- I want the Subaru cornhole to be real,
but I don't think it is.
I'm gonna go the Mazda volleyball.
- Yeah, I gotta agree with you again on this one.
I gotta go Mazda volleyball.
- [Max] The correct answer was,
- I knew it! - What?
- Cornhole! - I knew it!
- Dude, that's such a, - They're outdoors-y.
It's $213.75.
- And I love that they tell you there's two boards.
Well no (bleep).
- Yeah, that's cornhole.
- Nismo binoculars or an AMG telescope.
Like Nismo, I don't think they need to,
that's like not part of their brand to me.
I feel like AMG is like,
"Let us take everything that we have learned
from the lights in the refraction of our products,
and prove to the world that we can be
see closer to the stars."
- I honestly think it's the Nismo binocs,
those look like something that they'd give away
at like some event.
- If Max made up AMG, then good on him, that's hilarious.
- I'm going A.
The first time we're disagreeing.
- I know, let's see how it goes.
- Yeah.
- [Max] The correct answer is,
(James groans)
- Jeep trail rated salt shaker,
vs. Peugeot pepper grinder.
I'm 100%, I know this one.
- Me too.
Should we say it at the same time?
- Yeah. - Okay.
The real one is,
A. - B.
Really?
- Why do you think it's B?
- I'm not telling you.
It's 100% B, because
there was a time where the Peugeot family split in half.
- Okay.
- Because one side of the family wanted to continue
to make pepper grinders.
Peugeot makes some of the best pepper grinders in the world.
- Seriously?
- And the other side of the family was like,
"No, we should make cars."
- Ugh! - Yeah.
That's not only a real pepper grinder,
that Peugeot pepper grinder is the Cadillac
of pepper grinders.
- Oh my goodness. - Wanna get someone
a nice gift, the foodie in your life,
get them a Peugeot pepper grinder.
Lamborghini air conditioner vs.
Aston Martin washing machine.
- [Jeremiah] Oh, these are tough.
- I tell you what, I want both of them.
- My intuition is to think that the washing machine is fake.
- Yeah, me too.
- [Max] The real product is,
Lamborghini's.
- I gotta see this.
- Lifetime warranty. - How many BPU's
this bad boy got?
- [Jeremiah] It's 850 watts.
- Porsche hookah,
vs. BMW cigar collection.
I don't see Porsche making a hookah.
- Porsche will do anything.
- I can see Porsche maybe making a hookah
for that same like, "Hey, we have this technology.
We can apply it to this."
- Right.
- It's a little tacky.
- The real one
is A.
- I'm gonna say that B's the real one.
- [Max] The real product is,
(Jeremiah groans)
- 1500 pounds?
- Geez!
- Jeremiah, I've been told that this is a good point
to offer you a gift.
I have no idea what this is.
- Okay.
- But it came in the mail.
- All right. - Apparently.
- Oh.
(Max laughs)
This is definitely fake.
- [James] We got it off wish.com.
Infinity vape versus Bugatti hookah.
- The Infinity vape, no way dude.
- No way. - No way.
- Bugatti hookah is yeah, that's like to me,
I didn't know hookahs were 1500 pounds.
So Bugatti selling a hookah for sure.
- Yeah, Bugatti and Porsche are both Volkswagen Auto Group.
I think it's Bugatti.
Yeah.
- What?
- A hundred thousand dollars.
- Get the (bleep) outta here.
- [James] Go away.
Audi foosball or Lincoln pool table?
I think A is real.
- Lock it in, lock it in, Max.
A is real. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Lincoln is not even a car company anymore,
I'm pretty sure.
Dodge dart board vs. Ford bowling ball.
Again, I think Dodge's marketing approach
is just a shotgun blast.
They throw a bunch of spaghetti at the wall.
- As much as I love bowling and love Ford racing,
I think the legit product here is that dart board.
- Mm-hm. - Yeah.
- [Max] The real product is,
Dodge dart board.
- $230?
- Dude, between cornhole sets and dart boards,
- And hookahs, - And hookahs,
just raking in money.
- Okay so that's a real Donut sticker pack
versus a wish.com Mo Powa.
I mean, I know which one's real because I work here.
- Right.
- It's very small.
- [Jeremiah] Oh my goodness.
- Much smaller than I thought.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, our sticker is much bigger.
- Oh, these are trash dude.
- This is a terrible product.
Unlike Officially Licensed Donut stickers,
which you can get them at donutmedia.com.
These suck. - Yeah dude, terrible.
- [James] Real Ferrari shirt or wish.com Ferrari shirt.
I do think he's tricking us.
- Yeah.
My go to is the one on the right.
- Yeah. - Right?
That's the one you think.
- He wants us to assume B.
It's a polo shirt, fancy men drive Ferrari's.
Fancy men love collars for some reason.
But Ferrari is also pretty tacky with their merch.
- Right.
- They're one of the worst offenders
when it comes to merch.
- Uh-huh.
- I think A.
- I think A is real too.
See, we knew it.
300 bucks? - $300 for this?
Does it come with this guy's haircut?
Real Tesla onesie vs. fake Tesla onesie.
- I think I know which one.
- B is funnier.
Zero emissions, almost. - Almost.
- Talking about doody-ing in my dipe-dipe.
- Yep, yep.
- Fully charged, I guess babies have a lot of energy.
- I think B is the real one. - Me too.
- I think that's like Tesla trying to be hip and cool.
You know? - Yeah.
Which they always do.
- [Max] The correct answer is,
B.
- Boom!
We have one more challenge, the final challenge
some might say.
And what do you know, maybe I don't know,
this one's worth five points, Jeremiah.
- I accept that this one is five points.
- All of a sudden it's a lot closer of a game.
You know, now it's literally down to the wire.
It's almost as if the rest of it didn't matter.
- [Max] You're gonna have to guess the price.
- [James] What, Lamborg...
is that real? - That's real?
- I've never wanted anything more in my whole life.
I want that more than a Lamborghini car.
- This would look sick in a man-cave garage.
Like imagine we had that mounted, right.
- Dude, everyone would just come from far and wide
just to see how the cool guys live.
- Okay so, "Price is Right" rules.
- [Max] "Price is Right" rules.
If you go over, you're out.
- Okay, so James has gotta go first since I'm winning.
- Okay.
- So I can pull the dollar on you if I want to.
- You're gonna do one dollar on me?
- No I'm not, I'm saying if I wanted to,
I wouldn't do that. - If you do,
I'll lose a lot of respect for you.
What little I have left might just go out the window.
- Come on, man I'm gaming man.
Well, I never would have thought in a million years
a hookah would be a hundred thousand dollars.
- I know.
- I wish we woulda known what the Lamborghini A/C cost,
'cause that woulda given us a little,
- It's so expensive that it doesn't even have the price
on the site. - Right.
- I'm gonna guess 25 grand.
- Ugh, that's a good guess.
- Thanks.
That's a good guess.
Ah.
I really want to say like,
10K. - Yeah.
$25,000.
$25,870.
- No!
- What
in the world dude!
That's sick.
- That's pretty sick.
- You turn it on with the Lamborghini ignition switch.
That is so dumb.
- I mean, it's really cool.
Really dumb, and I'm really pissed.
- It's sold out!
- What?
- Yeah, it's on back order.
That's so dumb.
But, we knew it would be.
- [Jeremiah] Ah.
That was a good guess, James.
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