(electronic music)
- Hello, hello,
I'm Angela Merkel.
No relation...
And I'm here with up-and-coming fashion designer
and boujee expert Candace Gladstone
to discuss her spring 2020 exercise line.
- Angela, sweetie!
(loud and fast kisses from both)
Thank you for having me.
As always, I love being here.
Fashion is literally bey.
- Isn't it?
- It is!
(both laugh)
- Let's get this show on the road.
- Sorry.
Here we have Davis.
Now Davis is your classic macho meathead
wearing a custom muscle tank that barely covers his nipples.
It's basically a thong for his pecs.
- Ooh! Davis' shirt says fighter,
but the only thing he's fighting
is to suppress his emotions.
Now let's dish on those shorts.
- Ooh, dish.
- Okay, now camo is usually worn to blend in.
- Mhmm.
- But Davis here is using it to stand out.
Thank you, Davis!
- Thank you for your service.
Do you think he's served?
- I think...
- I don't know how - I don't know
- that works. - how that works.
- I'm seeing a spiderweb of straps.
We've got bras on bras on bras.
What's going on here, Candace?
- We designed our sports bras with one thing in mind:
to offer zero support so women everywhere
are forced to double up
- You sneaky minx!
And I love to hate those loud neon shoes.
Are they a fashion choice?
- Yes!
Like every other brand my exercise shoes
are as ugly as can be.
We believe that the shoes you wear the least often
should attract the most attention.
- Okay, well I'm paying attention.
(chuckle)
Yoo-hoo! Are you lost?
The improv class is two doors down.
- Oh, Timothy here is in the right place.
This is what he wears to exercise.
(Angela shrieks)
- Free college tee and old jeans.
Now I love a denim look,
but it's simply not breathable.
- Timothy physically went to the store
and mentally thought about purchasing athletic clothes.
Unfortunately, he saw the price tag
and said, "No way, buddy.
"I got enough jeans and free shirts from college at home.
"I'll just wear those."
- (Angela gasps) He's added a cap!
My god! He's going to wear this straight
to the bar after the day tonight.
Look, hey, you know what they say,
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
"And if ain't cost no money, don't fix it."
- All right. Angela, who says that?
- I heard it somewhere once. - Where?
You tell me right now?
- Somewhere.
- You tell me.
- A place.
- Oh, I've been there. (laughs)
- You know? Who do we have next?
- Willow!
- Why does this woman have perfect makeup on?
Is that a blowout and a Cartier bracelet?
She should be up here with us!
- Angela, I will tell you now.
Willow exudes extravagance, okay?
She's what you might call "extra".
Now this is a common look you'll see
in expensive exercise classes where status
and image-obsessed people refuse to dress for the occasion.
- The occasion being a class that, if done correctly,
should leave you dripping in sweat?
- Precisely!
(Angela yelps)
(runway music)
- Drew here is new to working out
and you can tell because he's terrified of injury.
He's spent hundreds of dollars
on professional-level exercise gear before
even lifting a pinky.
- Those compression socks are cutting off
the blood flow to his feet
and he doesn't even know how
to use the equipment, but don't worry
he'll never be back.
(both laugh)
- Wonderful. Wonderful. Wonderful.
Candace, this is the end of your exercise line,
but just curious: what do you wear to exercise?
- Oh, it doesn't matter what I wear.
I'm paying someone to exercise my body for me.
(both laugh)
Yeah...
- I'm not a trainer (beep)
- Hi, it's me, child actor Katie Marovitch.
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