The I wake up the first thing I think of is 'ooh I want a cup of tea!'
This is the Colin Furze Tea Machine!
So here we have the Colin Furze Tea Machine, the Furze Tea 500 C! now you saw me build this in
the last video, you turn the handles, you pull the levers, it winds the cup along, puts your milk in,
puts you sugar in, drops the water and the tea bag in. duh-la-duh-duh! you've got a lovely
cup of tea! but as practical and as amazing as this is, when I first built it, I didn't think
I'll be operating it from the kitchen! No, the original thought was, the levers they're gonna go
on my bedside table, I can wake up dundun dundun dundun, come downstairs, cup of tea! Now there's
a thought! So that's what we're gonna do, Gonna put all this upstairs, run the cables through the
house, brilliant! However I do need to address something beforehand, now I'm aware that this
is the wrong order and you shouldn't do it milk, sugar, water, you should do it water, sugar, milk,
but let me just explain my actions! I have very weak tea anyway, so not really that fussed about
the strength of it, and super limescale around here, If I put the water in first and then add the
milk, you get this horrible to scum on the top! Anyway on with putting cables through this house.
okay we're all connected up. We've got milk, we've got a lovely Yorkshire teabag, we've got sugar,
cups on the tray, all the cables run through the house, so I'm going to go and get in bed,
pretend to wake up! will it actually work? OK right here we go, let's coil
the cup to underneath the milk, got the little mark, so it should be about there, right milk here
we go, this is normally the tricky ones it's quite stiff. pour in enough milk, one dose, two doses,
like my tea milky! and another one cuz I do like it really milky! okay sugar, you come along to my
second mark, about there. Right sugar, in 3, 2, 1... a bit more! Water here we go... Now then,
I can feel the resistance and when it gets to that button and switches the kettle on.
I can hear it come on, right, just got to wait! Thank you to Yorkshire tea by the
way for sponsoring this contraption, even though it's making tea in the wrong order,
with the milk first. You could just turn it round though, and just pull
the cup through the other way. You see I have no idea what's happening down there,
the mug might have not got in the right position, I might have put milk everywhere,
poured sugar all over the bit of wood, and then pulled this along, turn the kettle on and
I'm now about to pour hot water over everything! not in the mug! yeah you see normally you'd just
be waking up now, and I'm already halfway through making a cup of tea! I'm 50% ahead
of you a lot already! Right it's nearly boiled now, it's nearly boiled! just wait for the click.
I can hear it.
let's do a little bit of t-bag dunking. dunk the teabag,
make sure it's nice and mixed up! oh the Head of Yorkshire
Tea is like going 'Ey grand lad, I approve", probably not! oh yeah,
lovely bit of teabag dunking going on here! right, last bit, wind it along the final bit,
so then Internet, have I made a cup of tea from my bedroom?
let's go and have a look. come on, you're coming with me! here we go...
have we got a cup of tea? yes! Right, let's give it a stir...
there's a bit of sugar in there I can feel it, mm-hmm! beautiful,
and if you time it up correctly with your catapult toaster, you can have toast as well!
There we are the Furze Tea 500-C, now if you like adventures like this the catapult toaster,
the staircase treadmill, I'll put together a little playlist you can click on that
at the end of the video of all the kind of household style inventions that I've done.
Now then, you can get Colin Furze mugs, there's a link in description for them, Other than that
you should SUBSCRIBE cuz I like making crazy things like this. See you in the next project,
which is probably gonna be an 8 million subscriber video. hmm, get the pyrotechnics ready!