Hi! Welcome to another episode of TSL Plays!
We’re gonna play heads up.
But the Singaporean version.
Julian!
Oh Julian!
Today, Julian...he’s a special card.
He might be an advantage or disadvantage.
I don’t want him on my team.
Okay, so Julian you have the privilege to choose 2…
Teammates?
I pick…
Ra,
Jon.
Damn it!
1, 2, 3.
Lim Kopi!
What a lame name.
Bo
Pi
Peng!
Give me history please.
“A+ student”
Walao I am not an A+ student eh.
Er addition…
Subtraction?
Division, multiplication?
Yes!
Er something over something.
Division?
What do you call that?
Factors?
Numerals, denominator.
No, no, no.
Number, number, then what is this?
Divider.
What is the whole thing called?
Fraction.
Yes!
Rectangle but slanted.
I don’t know, parallelogram?
Yes!
The person die, the body will what?
Decomposition?
The whole process, yes correct.
A2 + B2 = ?
Algebra.
A square plus…
Pythagoras theorem!
Ya, ya, ya… A2...
Oh no! I don’t know this!
What are all these? I studied Art.
Opposite of fake.
Real.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9…
Real numbers!
The sun and the plant…
Photosynthesis!
Salt in the chemistry term.
The first word.
Salt?
NaCl.
Sodium Chloride!
Wa!
1 upon 10.
Fraction, numerator.
I _ this food 1 upon 10.
Rate.
Yes!
What is that ah?
What you use to do work?
Fingers?
Computer?
Okay the first word…
Then this is?
Combustion.
Ah, compound.
Yes!
“Sights in Singapore!”
Actually, he’s good at it - Sights in SG.
Pass is up right?
You won’t need to pass bro.
I got you.
I got you too.
Its…Oh my God.
Universal Studios is there.
Casino, the Casino.
Sentosa!
Another name for that area.
Shit…
The whole thing.
You go the last word already.
Er, Habourfront.
No!
The Sentosa Park.
The third word is Sentosa.
The Casino is in here.
What?
Ok another name for....
Earth.
Universal Studios.
Globe!
Another word?
Erm...shit.
Planet!
Wah, you suck eh.
Sentosa world!
No! The other way around!
World of Sentosa.
No!
What, what, what?
Aya! Next la!
Sentosa…
Skip, skip, skip.
No!
Aiya! Next la!
Macritchie you go…
Walk the…
Macritchie reservoir!
No, no. The bridge!
Oh ya, the brown one right? The wood.
There are a lot of things with branches - what is it?
I don’t know, pass.
Okay, okay, okay, this one!
Got food court.
You go there for stingray, you go there…
Kopitiam!
Lau Pa Sat!
Near Novena.
Near Novena?
Near Novena, the other one.
Hawker.
Oh my god! You got nothing!
You got nothing!
You won’t need to pass bro.
You got nothing! You got nothing!
We don’t even need to distract eh.
Resorts World Sentosa you don’t know!?
That’s what I told you!
No you did not!
Tell me 1st word, 2nd word, 3rd word.
We tried to do that!
Oh.
Yay!
“Makan time!”
Makan time, yes!
2 words, erm…
Fried.
Got egg one.
Inside got seafood.
Paella.
There’s seafood inside an egg.
Two words.
The egg they fry one.
It’s the carrot cake stall,
They sell egg and inside got seafood.
Orh luak? (Oyster Omelette)
Yes!
In english?
Oyster omelette!
Ya correct.
This one very cold, it’s a dessert.
Got a lot of colours...
2 words.
Then got read beans...
Ice kachang.
Yes!
Oh erm, the fishball noodle stall,
You order what dry?
Ba Chor Mee?
The type of noodle?
Er Mee Pok, Da(Big).
Wow, that was specific.
Very crunchy, it’s a snack.
Like you order Nasi Briyani then…
They give you a side.
Papadum.
Another word.
Similar.
Keropok.
Yes!
Eh Don you having fun or not?
I am.
Skip, more.
Carrot cake stall,
Black colour.
They fry, very unhealthy one.
Char Kuay Teow.
Yes.
Er two words.
Malay fried rice.
Apa? Nasi Goreng?
Chicken rice but pork.
Chicken rice but pork!
Eh you can say the last word meh?
“SG loves Acronyms”?
Oh my God!
Good luck.
What is that?
Army army.
Military.
You go to army you are called what?
NS.
One more letter.
NSF.
Yes, next.
Okay erm…
It’s a highway…
To go to…
PIE!
To go to Marine Parade that area,
You take this highway
What!? Why!?
You have no idea what it is.
Ya you have no idea.
IDK!
Yes.
See? You expect that from me.
I am very funny!
LOL!
The next level of “LOL”.
LMAO.
Woah!
Nice.
Fairprice, fairprice… another…
NTUC.
This one, to go to town.
Highway again!
PIE!
Another one! The longest one!
What?
Okay, nevermind. Next!
No, why!?
Oh my God!
People who like Ang Moh.
SPG.
Yeah.
O Level, then before that got one more.
PSLE.
Yes.
Julian why you so quiet?
The ah long(debt collectors) like to write this on the wall.
OSPS.
Yes, wait OSPS?
Passport, go this place!
I go through this one!
Immigration!
Everytime…
Oh my God, a gantry?
ERP.
No, just now the one you said.
Before I exit the airport!
What’s the name of the place?
Changi Aiport.
No! The immigration one.
You say already!
You cannot watch porn during work, what is that?
NSFW.
Yes!
Time’s up first!
Eh Julian, you were pretty helpful eh.
Surprisingly helpful, good job.
I C A!
Why didn’t you do that!?
“So Singaporean Slangs”
Nice!
It’s like “Aiyo!”
Alamak!
Ya.
Chris.
You damn bodoh!
Idiot.
You something your horn.
Huh?
You something your horn.
Don’t know, don’t know.
Okay, skip.
What the?
Aiyo...you never get that one right...
Xenia, Xenia, Xenia.
Ey don’t do that!
Ok, swee right? In chinese?
Swee? Nice.
Er, hao (Good).
Hoseh!
Bo hoseh?
Skip, skip, skip.
You look very bad, you look very bad today.
Cui! Cui!
No, no, no, no.
It’s an english word.
English. You damn…?
Not good looking? Wa, I don’t know sia!
Skip, skip, skip!
Is it very hard or very easy!?
Oi you walk until like that, you think your…?
Your grandfather’s road ah!?
Okay!
Wa, good sia!
Wa this Mee Goreng....
Zai!
This Mee goreng damn…?
Sedap?
Look at my armpit!
Shiok!
Down, down!
Again!
Xenia, look at my armpits!
Phua Chu Kang said this!
7, 7.
He is very famous for it.
Say what?
Armpits.
Julian’s armpits.
My armpit is hairy.
Aunty, always take, very… not, not…
Discount one, she’ll know one.
Oh no!
“Brands we love”
Very cute sia, the drawing.
Like Khong Guan.
What’s that?
The biscuit.
Yes, we won!
Oi!
Oh my God, oh my God.
Shoe, shoe, shoe!
BATA!
Yes!
USS got.
USS.
You ride this.
Roller coaster.
Biscuit, biscuit, biscuit.
Milo, milo.
Conversation!
In the morning you eat what?
Kopitiam!
You spread butter on your?
Toast! Breadtalk!
Ah yes, yes!
Soya bean!
Up, up, up.
Dou Nai (Soymilk)!
Up!
Nugget.
Mcdonald.
Frozen one you buy.
Er CP!
Where are cows and chickens...
Poultry!
Farmland!
Yes!
Oh my God!
Down, down!
Potato chips, the green colour packet.
Lays, NTUC.
No, the local one!
The spicy one!
Fairprice!
Potato men.
No! Chips! No!
Jollibee!
Pringles!
Rhymes with Jollibee!
Jalibee.
No!
Oh it’s a green colour bottle.
You climb this.
Mountain.
Yes, and then it’s a drink.
Ice mountain!
Mountain Dew!
Yes!
Mountain Dew Singaporean?
Erm, up.
Up, up, up.
The movie! Disney!
In the morning!
What’s happening!?
Yes!
How was the game?
Fun!
Very fun!
Awesome!
Confusing.
Who was the best ah?
Out of everyone?
I think Chris leh.
Jonathan.
Jon was the best at wasting his own time.
No that was to give you chance.