(upbeat music)
(bouncy dance music)
♪ Don't throw up ♪
♪ Don't pass out ♪
♪ Had some bad clams but ♪
♪ Don't shart now ♪
♪ I won't lie ♪
♪ Need two ply ♪
♪ But there's no working bathroom nearby ♪
♪ Aren't you the chef who ♪
♪ Tried to ♪
♪ Poison me with clams today ♪
(funky hip hop music)
♪ Wanna stay warm ♪
♪ But I don't want sleeves ♪
♪ Don't want the rain ♪
♪ To get on me ♪
♪ So many uses ♪
♪ Why can't you see ♪
♪ It's an umbrella, jacket, sleeping bag ♪
♪ Wrapped up in three ♪
♪ It's a blanket with a hole ♪
♪ It's my neat ass poncho ♪
♪ In the Sea World splash zone ♪
♪ With my neat ass poncho ♪
♪ We call it NAP, NAP, NAP ♪
♪ That's a neat ass poncho ♪
♪ Just like Pacha and Kuzko ♪
♪ That's a neat ass poncho ♪
♪ Eh ♪
(bouncy piano music)
♪ I got my diver's license last week ♪
♪ Now I can teach SCUBA to you ♪
♪ So get your snorkel and your flippers ♪
♪ And I will bring my wetsuit too ♪
♪ Yeah today I swam through ♪
♪ A shipwreck ♪
♪ And pictured that ♪
♪ This pufferfish ♪
♪ Was ♪
♪ You ♪
(bell chimes)
(lips smack)
(upbeat music)
♪ My wife's got that ♪
♪ Tummy, tummy ♪
♪ My wife's got that ♪
♪ Tummy, tummy ♪
♪ Baby bump ♪
♪ Everyday ♪
♪ Yeah, babe ♪
♪ Seven months ♪
♪ Only two months away ♪
♪ Baby proof all the way ♪
♪ Everything ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm gonna be a daddy ♪
(high energy dance music)
♪ In the gutter ♪
♪ I'm a clown living in the gutter ♪
♪ Don't tell your mother ♪
♪ And I'll give you a balloon ♪
♪ I know that I seem scary ♪
♪ When you look at me from your lens ♪
♪ But there's no need to be wary ♪
♪ Hey kids, I want to be friends ♪
♪ And eat your bones ♪
♪ In the gutter as friends ♪
♪ Come into the gutter with me ♪
(high energy dance music)
(funky hip hop music)
♪ Shank you ♪
♪ Next ♪
♪ Shank you ♪
♪ Next ♪
♪ Shank you ♪
♪ Next ♪
♪ I'm in (beep) prison ♪
♪ With my ex ♪
(funky hip hop music)
(energetic dance music)
♪ I give yeses plenty ♪
♪ But boundaries make it healthy ♪
♪ When you ask me for money ♪
♪ I'll have to say no ♪
♪ Can't go to that party ♪
♪ I've got to catch up on sleep ♪
♪ I have to take care of me ♪
♪ I've got to say no ♪
(energetic dance music)
(TV error beep)
- [Director] Camera ready?
- [Cameraman] Yes.
- [Director] And. Wait!
(everyone laughs)
- Woo!
Let's go!
Yeah.
(TV error beeps)
(water splashes)
(funky music)
- [Director] Cut!
(everyone laughs)
(TV error beeps)
(energetic music)
- Sorry.
(dancer laughs)
It's like 10 pounds.
If this is how. I can't dance while I'm actually pregnant.
Uh. Deal breaker.
(TV error beeps)
(funky music)
- [Director] Go.
(dancer laughs)
(TV error beeps)
♪ Got my diver's license last week ♪
- My hair got stuck.
(dancer laughs)
(TV error beeps)
♪ I've gotta say no ♪
(dancer laughs)
- I'm like, what is the universal no sign?
No!
(TV error beeps)
- Yeah and get in there. That's your child.
You do this.
(dancer laughs)
You were the (indistinct) to me.
(TV error beeps)
♪ 'Cause I'm gonna be a daddy ♪
- [Director] Cut!
(everyone laughs)
- That's my thing!