[gooey noises]
[gulping and slurping sounds]
[horror music builds]
[monster screech]
[cool opening credits music]
No peeking! I promise it's a great surprise.
[Gasp] You found my real parents!?
Even better!
Ta-da!
Oh... Right.
I understand why I wore a blindfold but making all of us wear them made getting here very hard...
That'll buff right out.
I'm gonna miss Tom's car...
Not me! It was bumpy, we were always late, and the running costs were outrageous!
Everyone's a critic!
And the smell! From now on I'm driving...
Guys, don't fight. There's plenty of eggs for everyone!
But mostly me...
Edd, this is for children. And by the looks of it very, uh...
Unique... special children.
Oh don't let them fool you! That's what they want you to think!
Aren't we a little old to get excited over-
FACE PAINTING!
Well, looks like it's just you and...
Yup, that makes sense.
Me, me , me, ME, ME!
Okay, what are we doing today then?
BUNNY.
Are you sure you wouldn't like one of the other options? I can do all sorts.
Bunny.
Bunny it is.
Hey everyone, I'd like to welcome you to the annual easter egg hunt, and extend a personal thank you
to Mike, who was in charge of decorations this year and who quite clearly just
read the part of the brief that said 'Easter' in big letters
and just ran with that. Thanks.....
You're welcome!
That's sarcasm, Mike.
Okay!
Anyway- is everybody EGG-cited?
[awkward cough]
Who's ready to... get CRACKing?
Alright everyone, let's HOP to it! [chuckles]
Boo! You suck!
Hey! I know where you live-
Uhhh... valued constituent.
Get on with it!
Whatever. Three, two, one, go.
[trumpet sounds]
So, which one's yours?
None! I'm... alone. Yeah! In this park.
Full of children.
Drinking.
Wait-
Weirdo! Weirdo!
No, you don't understand! I don't even celebrate Easter, I'm just here for them...
My friends.
[literal penny drop]
[concerned mumbling]
Who are adults!
Aww..
It's bad that you're still here, isn't it?
Oh yes.
[upbeat polka music plays]
Did you lose yet? Can we go?
Is that... a bunny?
Why yes, thank you for noticing!
No! BIG bunny...
Yeesss... big bunny.
No, huge! Giant! Grotesque! BUNNY!
[muffled] Awww...
Edd! That was really mean!
Proud of you, buddy!
[horror music plays]
Oh!
Ooohhh...
Oh.
[monster screech]
[deep sigh]
You see, isn't it nice to get out of the house?
You can get some fresh air, and I can get over my irrational fear of rabbits...
[monster screech]
[scream]
Aahh, oh no! A giant mutant ra- [sigh]
I- I'm sorry.
I just can't do this right now. I'm gonna go...
[monster screech]
[action music resumes]
[monster screech]
Save me, Super Guy!
[angelic choir]
Oh right...
Heeelp!
Golly gee jimmickers, Super G- I mean... Steve.
Did you hear something?
Yeah everything, all of the time.
ALL OF THE TIME.
Okay, I'm sorry... I just thought-
Oh I didn't realize I was talking to Think Boy!
It's Super Lad-
I'm sorry what was that?
Super Lad?
Just take the shot! Super Dingus...
[golf hole sound] I won! Yay!
[controller snaps]
[scream]
[back to the action music]
Tom! The nog!
Edd, you're a genius! When it tears us limb from limb we won't feel a thing!
No.. I meant... Ah forget it, I'll do it myself!
EGG to meet you!
They're going through this nog like there's no tomorrow! We need to step on it!
This much concentrated nog in one place is dangerously unstable!
We'd better get there before the pressure reaches critical! [alarms sounding]
Okay team, it's time to leave! Everybody in their proper places!
In you get Clarence, Daisy, Cassandra, Leonard, Choncey...
Hmm that's strange, where's Lyle?
Has anybody seen Lyle? LYLE!
Choncey? Hmmmmm?
[little hiss]
If we don't unload stat, the tanker will blow! We're looking at a nog-splosion that could flatten four city blocks!
Just a little further baby... The town needs us!
Bunny!
[huge truck crash noises]
[monster screech]
[fire spreading]
[giant explosion]
You could say they've got... egg on their face!
Son of a- [sigh] It was right there! Damn it!
Are we dead yet? Can we go?
I did it!
We did it, Edd. We saved the town-
I WON!
[sigh] I remember when you were the smart one...
[awesome credits music]
Nog today... Get the shell out of here... It's wabbit season...
Yolk's on you? I get it okay!
Yes ma'am, threat neutralized. The asset has been secured.
[ominous drone]
[monster screech]