Hey, I've had a desire to eat some sweet beans for a long time.
If you want I put the grains and the milk,
and you put the other thing.
Hello YouTube friends!
Today we are going to make 'Awkward Calls' part 5,
where I pretend to have a call and say weird things.
We are doing this video because part 4 exceeded 20,000 likes.
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Boss, I'm going to fulfill the mission, I'm going to k*dnap him, okay?
He checked my hand,
he was going to put a cast on me, but he put a strange metal thing on me
and I haven't been able to m*sturb*te since.
Yes, it is difficult for me because I cannot close my hand.
I am going to ask a couple I have here with all due respect.
Give me a minute.
- Excuse me, you are a couple. - Yeah.
Can you help me go to the bathroom to help me unzip,
what happens is that I broke my hand and I can not do it with this.
- But your other hand is free.
What happens is that I have to have the cell phone in my hand
because my girl wants to make a...
One of those hot video calls, you know?
- No, I'm not going to do that. - Drop the cell phone.
- You put the cell phone in a corner. - I can't because I have to m*an to her
and I don't want to pretend because I'm bad at it, I need to be m*sturbated.
But you can take the cell phone with the injured hand and with the other hand...
I can't close my finger,
can you see how my hand is wide open? I can't pick up the cell phone.
It's hard for me and my p*nis is so big, so I can't.
Won't you help me?
- No man, not like that.
- Sorry what's your name? - My name is Luis.
- Luis? - Yes.
Look, his name is Luis, I think it's him.
And he has a motorcycle next to it, I mean...
That's the person we're going to k*dnap, right?
I'm nervous, you should have sent me with someone else
because this guy is stronger than me.
I can't k*dnap a person stronger than me.
You told me he was a skinny guy.
Do you want me to tie him?
It's just that I don't have anything to tie him down,
you didn't leave me any tools or anything.
- What's happening?
Give me a minute.
Yes.
I'm scared, I'm going to ask him.
Sir, I come to k*dnap you.
Can you come with me?
- No, negative. I don't have to go anywhere with you.
I do not know you.
They give me a reward for you.
I don't have problems with anyone.
- But you're Luis, right? - Yes, I am.
And you have a black shirt, that was the information I was given.
- But I don't know you, that person who is talking to you is crazy.
I dont know who he is.
He tells me you are crazy, sir.
Boss!
No, boss... I'm going to fulfill the mission, I'm going to k*dnap him, okay.
Yes, I have a kn*fe.
I have it here.
But he seems to be a good person,
I don't want to mistreat him.
- I do not want problems.
- I'm not going to mistreat him. - Be careful.
Yes, he is going to help me.
- Are you going to help me? - No, don't touch me.
- Come with me! - Do not touch me.
- Come with me please. - No, what's wrong with you?
The sir does not want to help me, what do I do? Leave?
- Do not touch me. - Boss, are you going to send the others guys?
The illuminati guys?
Yeah, they can take care of him.
No, seriously, I'm scared.
Because, for example, I touched two little birds
and after a while, after I touched them, the little birds died,
it's like I've been witchcraft or something weird.
Yes, for example...
Look, I'm going to touch a person right now.
Yes, I'm going to touch a person right now
and if nothing happens to him, it could be that I'm crazy.
- Not me. - Sorry?
Don't...
Look, I'm going to touch a person to see what happens.
Bro, I like your sunglasses, where did you buy them?
- I bought them there. - Where?
Look, he is dying in front of me.
he is dying in front of me, I just touched him.
Hey, were you sick?
Call the ambulance.
Hello?
He is dying in front of me.
I better get out of here, I'm scared.
But come here, girl...
You are scared?
But help me please.
Don't worry.
What I need to know is about the sh*tty milkshake that I left in the blender
because the doctor prescribed that I have to take that.
Yeah, babe
I didn't see the smoothie this morning.
Yes, I need it.
That was a struggle for me because I'm constipated
and I needed to fill all that with sh*t,
because it had to be full.
People, I'm here with 'Yowui'
and I'm going to take advantage of the fact that this boy is very funny.
Watch him make an awkward call.
Baby, I told you I'm in the bathroom.
I'm in the bathroom.
One question, do you know where there is a bathroom nearby?
- Go to Wendy's. - Wendy's?
I just don't have the time,
but let me do it there, because I...
- No, not there.
- Let me do it here. - Don't...
My stomach is hurting, it's just a favor.
- No, not there.
Give me that, friend.
- That's mine.
Let me do it here, please.
My stomach hurts, don't do that.
Dude, my stomach hurts.
- Go over there.
But please let me do it there or anywhere else.
- Take out your knife. - Get out.
Let me do it here then.
You don't care if I sh*t here, do you?
Look, it's a joke.
Look at the camera, it's a joke.
I think that like you and I we have already been intimate many times
your sh*t can be compatible with my DNA,
so I can drink this sh*t of yours.
I'm going to buy the container for you to fill it with sh*t
and you can save your sh*t,
because I can't sh*t anymore, I've sh*t a lot.
Everything I ate last week I put in there.
Exactly, okay.
Thanks bro.
I'm on my way to the supermarket to buy the container
and I'm going to see that you yourself throw your sh*t on...
Exactly.
So I broke my hand.
and he put me like a very rare device, it's like silver,
and it's hard for me to m*sturbate, to touch myself, you know...
Because I like to give myself pleasure and I haven't been able to.
Exactly, I entered a web page
and I looked for dating sites, women who do that.
Right now I'm holding on... Exactly.
Of course.
No, but...
I could tell a guy who is next to me,
but I do not know.
And I haven't been able to m*sturbate since they put this in my hand,
I find it difficult, I need women to m*sturbate me and do me that favor.
- I do not want to appear in one of those videos, keep walking.
What happened? Do you want to help me?
She talked about a video, she seems like she watches a lot of p*rn.
Look, he is touching his chest.
Oh no! He got ill.
Sh*t!
He fainted.
He got sick, I touched him and he got sick.
I told you, what I touch dies, something happens,
I just touched him and he passed out immediately.
I love the way you cook, it fascinates me.
Do you remember the time you made me some sweet beans?
I was left wanting more
and I know that Easter has passed, but...
I would like you to make me other beans.
Yeah baby... I like it.
Look, I'm going to put the beans and milk, babe.
That's what I'm going to put
and you put the other thing.
But I want beans with candy,
I put the grains and milk, and you put the other thing.
No, but you know I've been wanting that for a long time.
I like sweet beans.
I am referring to the grains and milk that are eaten, I'm not talking...
Honey, I'm not that rude.
I don't like to go so fast, we're just starting the relationship.
Then I'll give you whatever grains and milk you want because really...
As long as we get to know each other everything flows.
Of course.
Yes.
It's serious, I can touch another person for you to see that it's true.
I touched the guy and suddenly he was dying.
There is a woman dressed in red next to me, I am going to touch her.
Hey, get up from there.
What are you giving him?
Look, I'm going to touch her.
Hey, I've got a question...
Yes, I'm going to touch her.
- One question, do you know him? - No, I do not know him.
- Don't you know him? - Do not touch me.
- Give me the 'Hi-Five' at least. - No, are you crazy?
It's just a greeting.
Are you going to eat meat? I can give you.
But talk to me, you don't have to touch me.
- It's just a 'Hi-Five', a greeting and that's it. - No, I do not want to.
- Are you denigrating me? - No, you're...
The guy is dying something happened to him.
Are you okay? He's alive, that's the important thing.
The guy feels bad.
OMG!
I'm worried, I think I'm like a freak.
Listen to me, dude.
I only touched you because I wanted to say 'hello', that's all.
- Don't worry, bro... That's nothing. - I touched her and nothing happened, look...
- Hey, I'm not kidding,
I'm going to take out my knife to see if you're going to come near me again.
- Calm down, drop that.
- They're kidding... Come on, babe.
It's ok, look...
I am worried, I am going to touch another guy who is here.
How you doing, bro? Are you afraid?
I already touched it.
Look, if the same thing happens to him you have to come immediately
because something is happening with me, do you understand?
I'm going to touch one who is dressed in green too,
- Come to where I am. - Not me.
Are you scared? Don't be scared, I don't bite.
All the people I touch are dying, but nothing else happens.
He still alive.
It's a joke, my love... There's the camera.
He is my friend, are you scared?
- No.
- Touch me, give me that fist, don't be afraid.
She doesn't want to touch me, she's still scared.
She is still scared.
I can't really give you that, babe.
I'm talking about what you eat,
I can't give you my milk,
we're just getting to know each other.
I can't bring that up in public, babe.
Bro, I was with his wife.
The guy started chasing me because I was with his wife,
he's looking for me, dude.
Yes, I hid here to see if he doesn't see me.
Because I was with his wife at the movies and the husband came out very angry.
Look, and you cousin? The one that hit me from behind the other day.
The one who put it in my backpack.
Yeah, the one who put it in my backpack.
Is he going too?
Okay.
There is a guy next to me who can hit me from behind.
I think that's the guy, bro.
Stay there, don't move.
What am I gong to do?
- Holy sh*t, dude.
I'm going to stand on this side.
Brother, the husband of a girl I went to the movies with is looking for me.
I think it's him.
Here is a man with a radio, he appears to be from the security staff.
I even f*ck him if necessary, I need to have s*x today.
- But why me?
No, what happens is that...
Yeah, babe, it's serious, he's here with me, he's looking at me a lot, I think he likes me.
- The person who sat here was you.
Yeah, babe...
I'm going to f*ck him, do you think I don't have b*lls?
I am a man who needs to solve.
Yeah, the guy is strong and he looks nice.
He has a beard and stuff, like me.
Hello!
No way! She hung up the call on me.
Bro, what happens is that I have a d*mn cheese,
my wife is avoiding me.
- No, but you have a depraved way of saying that.
- Depraved? - Of course.
- Anyone get upset with what you're saying.
Why?
- Of course, because that's not how you court a woman.
But it is that this woman failed me,
I was going to the movies and I was going to f*ck her after that, you know?
- You are a pervert, bro.
Hey, but don't treat me like that, bro.
Let's...
Do you not know where there is a hotel? Do not go.
I'm fine.
Look, I have a situation right now,
I am in the park, I stand under a shade
and I feel uncomfortable because I feel like I smell bad,
really bad...
Yes, babe.
Yes, what happens is that you left some pantyhose with m*nstruation on top of the bed.
So, as you know, my underpants look like you threw them all away
because I can't find them and I had to put on those pantyhose with period
and I had to go outside like this, so I feel like I smell bad.
I am next to a person...
Excuse me, sir, were you listening? This is so embarrassing.
Can you smell my shirt?
Listen to what he is going to say...
Listen.
Does it stink?
- That smells rotten, dude.
- Look, the sir.. - The smell is so strong.
The man got dizzy, so...
You know that I am a man and today I have an important meeting,
and I can't go around smelling like p*ssy.
The partner who is here with me, luckily, is going to lend me his underpants...
Please.
He's going to lend me his underpants,
but you have to stop doing that, because it's not the first time,
the other day you did that with some sh*tty pantyhose you left in the washing machine,
you didn't wash them, did you?
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