FOLKS MY FIRST GUEST HAS BEEN FIGHTING
THE DECEPTICONS FOR A DECADE.
NOW, HE'S BACK IN "TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT."
>> HOLD YOUR FIRE!
HOLD IT.
>> THE MILITARY DOESN'T WANT TO JUST WAIT.
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT.
IT'S A NEW WORLD ORDER NOW AND THESE GUYS ARE CALLING THE
SHOTS.
>> ALL THEY WANT IS A HOME, AND YOU KNOW IT.
YOU PUSH THEM ASK THEY PUSH RIGHT BACK.
ME AND MY CREW ARE ROLLING OUT OF HERE.
LET'S GO.
THEY'RE NOT GOING TO TOUCH US.
>> NEGATIVE DECEPT CONACTIVITY.
>> STAND FAST.
DROP YOUR GUNS.
>> YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO SHOOT?
I'M A BIG OLD TARGET.
WUSSES.
>> WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON?
THEY'RE ALL BAD.
>> NO, THEY'RE NOT.
>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME JOSH DUMEL!
( BAND PLAYING ) >> Stephen: COME ON UP.
>> HELLO, EVERYBODY!
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL THEATER YOU HAVE HERE.
>> Stephen: I JUST WANT TO WASH EVERYBODY AT HOME.
I JUST WANT TO WARM EVERYBODY AT HOME.
WE DIDN'T SWITCH PLACES.
THAT'S JOS JOSH DUHAMEL.
I'M AT THE DESK.
>> Stephen: I WANT TO ASK YOU A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS, THE
FIRST-- THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END IN THIS MOVIE, RIGHT?
>> THE WORLD IS ALWAYS COMING TOAB END IN THESE MOVIE S.
>> Stephen: YOUR CHARACTER'S HAIR LOOKS FANTASTIC THERE.
>> I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.
>> Stephen: MARK WAHLBERG'S HAIR LOOKS TERRIBLE, BUT YOU
HAVE LOFT.
YOU HAVE CONTROL.
>> I'M A COLONEL NOW.
>> Stephen, OF COURSE, YOU'RE A COLONEL.
YOU'RE COLONEL WILLIAM LENNOX.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME.
YOU'RE FROM THE-- >> DAKOTAS.
>> Stephen: THE TRANSFORMER REACTION FORCE.
>> YES, I AM, I AM, AS A MATTER OF FACT.
>> Stephen: YOU GUYS REACT.
YOU PLAY THE COLONEL-- YOU REACT TO THE TRANSFORMERS WHEN THEY
SHOW UP.
>> I'M PART OF THE CREW TASKED WITH LIPINATING ALL TRANSFORMERS
FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
>> Stephen: EVEN THE AUTOBOT?
>> EVEN THE AUTOBOT.
>> Stephen: EVEN THE BUMBLEBEE.
>> VICON FLICTS WITH IT.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE CONFLICT WITH THE AUTOBOTS?
>> I'M WORKING AS A DOUBLE AGENT.
>> Stephen: DON'T TELL ME ANYMORE!
DON'T TELL ME ANYMORE!
>> THIS IS IMPORTANT STUFF, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: WHAT.
>> THIS IS IMPORTANT STUFF.
I HAVE A REAL RELATIONSHIP WITH THESE AUTOBOTS.
>> Stephen: WHAT KNIGHT, WHAT IS IT "THE LAST KNIGHT?"
IS THERE AUTOBOT JOUSTING IN THIS?
WHY IS THERE-- WITHOUT GIVING TOO MUCH AWAY?
WHY NOT.
>> IT SORT OF IS MEANT TO SHOW HOW MUCH THEY'VE BEEN INVOLVED
IN HUMAN HISTORY, THE -- >> Stephen: THE AUTOBOTS HAVE
BEEN AROUND FAIR WHILE?
>> THE TRANSFORMERS IN GENERAL.
THERE'S A LOT OF MYTHOLOGY IN THIS WHEREON.
IT REALLY FOCUSED ON HOW IMPACTFUL THEY HAVE BEEN IN
CERTAIN INTGRAIL MOMENT S.
>> Stephen: I HEARD THERE'S KING ARTHUR IN THIS.
DID I GIVE TOO MUCH AWAY?
TELL ME THE ENTIRE MOVIE AND LEAVE NOTHING OUT.
>> WE ANSWER VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS LIKE HOW STONEHEDGE
GOT THERE.
>> Stephen: LET ME GUESS, TRANSFORMERS.
I'M GOING TO GO OUT ON A LIMB AND SAY ALIEN ROBOTZ.
>> IT'S NOT ONLY ENTERTAINING BUT IT'S EDUCATIONAL.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE BEING BAD TO YOUR CHILDREN IF YOU DON'T
TAKE THEM, PARENTS.
MICHAEL BAY MOVIE, OBVIOUSLY.
HOW MICHAEL BAY DOES THIS MOVIE GET?
>> THIS IS VERY MUCH MICHAEL BAY.
>> Stephen: FULL BAY?
>> HE IS FULL BAY.
HE IS FULL BAY.
>> Stephen: THESE MOVIES SCARE ME A LITTLE BIT.
>> THEY DO.
AND I TOOK MY THREE-YEAR-OLD, BY THE WAY.
>> Stephen: I HAVE A PICTURE.
>> I'M A HORRIBLE FATHER.
>> Stephen: OKAY IF WE SHOW YOU RIGHT HERE.
THIS IS YOU, YOUR LOVELY WIFE, FERGIE, AND YOUR SON AXLE RIGHT
THERE.
LOOK AT THAT.
SHE'S A LOVELY PERSON.
>> SHE REALLY IS.
>> Stephen: YOU TOOK AXLE?
HE'S THREE.
>> I FIGURED IT'S THE LAST TIME I WOULD BE ABLE TO TAKE HIM TO
ONE OF THESE MOVIES.
HE LOVES TRANSFORMERS.
>> Stephen: WHY THE LAST TIME GIDON'T KNOW IF THERE ARE GOING
TO BE ANY MORE TRANSFORMERS, AT LEAST WITH ME.
>> Stephen: DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT, JOSH.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS SUCH A SOFT SPOT.
BUT THANK YOU.
I FIGURED THIS PLIEIVET TIME THEY GET A CHANCE TO TAKE HIM TO
ONE OF THESE MOVIES, EVEN THOUGH HE'S NOT EVEN FOUR YEARS OLD
YET.
IT WAS FUNNY BECAUSE I HAVE A NIECE AND NEPHEW WHO ARE TWINS
AND ARE EIGHT AND THEY FELL ASLEEP HALFWAY THROUGH THE
MOVIE.
WHICH IN AND OF ITSELF IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.
WHICH, IF YOU HAVE BEEN TO THE MOVIE IT IS LOUD.
AND THEY WERE OUT COLD.
MY LITTLE BOY STAYED UP EATING POPCORN AND WATCH FROM 9:00 TO
11:30 AT NIGHT.
I KNOW, I'M A HORRIBLE FATHER.
>.>> Stephen: THESE MOVIES ARE EXTRAORDINARILY LOUD.
THAT'S PART OF THEIR DRAW FOR ME.
THAT'S THE SCARY PART FOR ME.
I SAW, WHAT'S THE ONE "REVENGE OF THE FALLEN?"
>> THAT WAS MY THIRD ONE.
>> Stephen: IT WAS ONLY THE SECOND MOVIE.
>> NO, THAT WAS THE THIRD MOVIE.
>> Stephen: "REVENGE OF THE FALLEN I THINK IT WAS THE SECOND
MOVIE."
"DARK OF THE MOON" WAS THE THIRD MOVIE.
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
>> Stephen: I'VE WATCHED THESE MOVIES.
I HAVE SEEN THESE MOVIES.
I HAVE CHILDREN.
I HAVE TWO BOYS.
I HAVE SEEN THESE MOVIES.
THE LIGHTS COME UP ON THE SCREEN AND WE SEE SOME SCENE AND THE
SOUND HASN'T EVEN COME ON YET AND I'M LIKE, "THIS IS LOUD."
I CAN HEAR HOW HIGH THE SPEAKERS ARE TURNED.
>> THI IT IS AN ASSAULT TO THE SENSES, THESE MOVIES.
I HAVE TO SAY, WHILE WE WERE SHOOTING IT I WAS CONFUSED.
I REMEMBER ASKING WAHLBERG, "SO, WHERE ARE WE RIGHT NOW?
ARE WE 50,000 FEET ABOVE THE EARTH OR 2,000 FEET BELOW THE
SEA."
HE'S LIKE, "DUDE, IT'S DAY 84.
IF YOU DON'T KNOW YET, YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO KNOW."
IN OTHER WORDS, HE HAD NO IDEA, EITHER.
>> Stephen: I SUPPOSE A LOT OF IT IS IS BIG GREEN ROOMS.
>> IT WAS AS EXCITING BEHIND THE SCENES AS IT WAS ON SCREEN.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU ACTING WITH PING-PONG BALL OR SOMETHING
LIKE THAT?
>> TENNIS BALL S.
>> Stephen: OH, THEY HAVE THE TENNIS BALL TECHNOLOGY NOW WELL,
YOU INQUIRED IN YOUR OWN LIFE OPERATIONAL SITUATIONAL
AWARENESS.
YOU, AND AGAIN, YOUR LOVELY WIFE, FERGIE HERE, YOU'RE
PAPARAZZI BAIT.
YOU'RE GOLD.
PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS COMING AFTER YOU.
WHERE IS THE STRK STRANGEST PLACE THEY HAVE CAUGHT YOU OR
TRIED TO TAKE YOUR PHOTOGRAPH?
>> THEY WERE ACTUALLY IN THE BEDROOM.
NO, I'M KIDDING.
THEY WEREN'T.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: I THOUGHT WE HAD
SOME RATINGS GOLD RIGHT NOW.
>> I WOULD SAY CHURCH.
CHURCH SEEMS A LITTLE BIT OFF LIMITS TO ME.
>> Stephen: THEY WENT INTO CHURCH?
>> NO, I DON'T THINK THEY WENT INTO CHURCH, BUT THEY WAIT
OUTSIDE, EVEN THOUGH WE TRY TO SORT OF NOT LET THEM ON TO THE
PROPERTY THEY STILL MAKE THEIR WAY THERE.
>> Stephen: THEY'RE WAITING FOR YOU TO GO IN AND OUT OF
CHURCH.
>> YEAH, WHICH IS AWKWARD BECAUSE YOU'RE THERE FOR OBVIOUS
REASONS AND YOU WALK OUT AND IT'S JUST KIND OF-- IT'S A
LITTLE BIT UNCOMFORTABLE.
IT DOESN'T FEEL QUITE RIGHT.
DOESN'T KANYE SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT IN ONE OF HIS SONGS.
>> Stephen: KANYE.
ABOUT GATING OUTSIDE OF A CHURCH?
>> HE HAS LYRICS IN ONE OF HEZ SONGS.
>> Stephen: YOU COULD INVITE THEM INTO THE CHURCH AND SAY,
"YOU'RE ALL SINNERS, WHY DON'T YOU COME HERE."
>> LAST WEEK AT CHURCH AXLE'S SUNDAY SCHOOL CHURCH SAID, " I
ASKED THEM TO LEAVE.
SHE INVITED THEM IN.
SHE SAID, "WE WOULD PREFER YOU NOT TAKE PICTURES OUTSIDE, BUT,
PLEASE, COME IN."
AND THEY SCATTER GLD THAT'S LIKE HOLY WATER FROM THE DEVIL.
LISTEN, I CAN'T WAIT FOR "THE LAST KNIGHT" AND TO SEE HOW LOUD
IT GETS THIS TIME.
>> IT'S A SPECTACLE, THIS MOVIE.
YOU SHOULD SEE IT.
>> Stephen: I'M GOING TO SEE IT.
AGAIN, I HAVE CHILDREN.
>> YES, THEY'LL DRAG YOU TO IT.
>> Stephen: LISTEN, LET'S GO TO CHURCH SOME TIME.
>> LET'S DO IT, BUDDY.
>> Stephen: "TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT" IS IN THEATERS NOW.
>> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JUSTIN BARTHA.
STICK AROUND.