I let it show I'm about to have an
attitude I'm a dude he's a dude she's a
dude
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I think you should just take your cup in
the beginning okay well this is head
what am I supposed to deal in this thing
supposed to save line no say the line uh
no they call good worker they want to
know about the special sauce say the
line
Wow
Kiki's thoughts
I wonder if guys know that girls talk
about sex just like they do to their
friends my girl came home and said she
let him hit extra was it good she said
yes I said did you can she said yes I
said let me smell your breath she said I
said oh yeah good I said right there
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don't talk to me y'all go sour on me
like I'm some type of sample and you got
the same hair as a ninja turtles stop
playing with me what's up punching bag
body what's up
I can't tell if this why now a spongebob
Jenny's mr. glasses
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thieves white people doing
what is planet Earth
hip-hop what is what is hair weaves what
is fake-ass is Santa my handsome
handsome
what is the dougie what is the name what
is the feel president
your topic is gymnastics I'm working on
the ballot on another ballot now I'm
taking out of metal
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I love stealing your medal
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your topic you sign up
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yo Emmanuel we talking about side
muscles you know I got the bootleg J's
and girls bundle the doctor bubbles man
that sounds fun can you hook me up with
two cuz my girl needs some I said your
girl needs some dough I got what you
need matter of fact I'm selling some of
Nick's OCD I'm cool on bones we like to
tell you what I leave Friday my favorite
movie I need one two and three but DJ d
rekt really needs a side hustle I was
thinking the same thing the building
blocks has got to go Nick Cammy
get your man noggin of the show is my
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hat is blown now cuz you like driving
with a head out the window
Tong's dumb yeah I know you got use but
what I'm with Khan's mom condoms is what
we do not use no sex with your mother
hi well I heard she was really searching
cuz now you're getting really nervous
cuz my mom said she didn't even feel it
the police found that as a missing
person that's why I made her Jack my
Hempel check out your hammer but she
stayed at night she loved her some hit
man cuz I laid a body
you made a play when let me explain she
came to my house and she climbed on my
crane construction work on a wall knock
down the walls who are you a liar your
girl came over and lick my screwdriver
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I said my name is Mariah and that's not
a joke but like the other Mariah I'm
about to leave yo ass broke now a lot of
people say you a jerk oh but I'll see no
Jergens the whole time I've been on this
stage I've been wondering why don't you
wearing that turban oh I don't want to
do this but I guess I got a scorcher
this way here's the definition of a
culture vulture keep this real I don't
even know what I'm about to do
cuz the Mariah I'm wit got more ass and
money than you okay published a the
smallest a no person can be your swag is
an ugly version of me I'd say that dude
but it is making me too it really got a
body like a softball coach
especially there he's so lame I'm sorry
but I don't know your name
twinkle twinkle weirdest are still big
who they are what you do what you do
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well you've reached the voicemail of the
infamous William H tasbeeh I'm a little
busy working on my defense but I want to
know would anyone like some jell-o
pudding
we just played a game called eat that
ass up but I don't ask no I hey baby
Arielle how are you keep me yeah you're
not the only baby on this show that's
crazy though we got a baby up no huh
hold up come back you got it come back
put some award back in your mouth
thank you yeah but you're not the only
baby on this show we got a baby on our
team right there little baby grown man
right there don't come out here man stay
back there little man and you also might
not have noticed this but we also got
Nick Cannon's ankles with some baby
ankles look at that kind of anger listen
come back baby or you don't go nowhere
we gonna keep talking about Nick ankle
Nick got the ankles up a dude that was
in a wheelchair learn how to walk again
like Nick you can fit a watch around
your ankles man look at your ankles bro
man you can see this [ __ ] wife she
didn't spend a bunch of time did you so
what the matter you mad cuz your DJ
Pierre eggheads okay work that's why
your teammate ever was walls dirty
that's what it is
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hey since we broke up
you don't got thicker your edges that
came in your booty I got a new man you
got a new man we broke up last weekend
all that could me and Joe as mushy
no where's you cuz cheating is something
that women don't know
[Applause]
ever since all that I've been bout
inflows y'all wanna hear me do a rap
then I'll hear it go good night mom and
care I love on soda and I'ma keep on
rollin like I'm honest coasters the wama
freestyle and you know I'm the man
y'all gotta give it up but detective Dan
and I'm gonna keep on doing it cuz I'm
in the mood my mankini told me y'all was
a super dude but up i keep your clapping
yo I keep it high yeah
Laurie crap what's your idol car and I
just go and keep on rhyming Nick Cannon
is perfect I could do it every time but
we all know you run that wasn't funny I
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[Applause]
still work for MIT MIT MIT Duke and
y'all work foot Nick Nick only
difference I know
the topic is middle school I just kissed
my first girl I just kissed my first
girl I just kicked my first girl I'm
cheating no more tips on to number 10
cheating on my kids
now you are I got a Hall Pass I got a
Hall Pass I got a Hall Pass
we fighting that school anyway speaking
of disappointing outfits look like a
swag down carrot looking like a bag lady
hey Carlos Carlos I'm sorry to interrupt
you but I just noticed what your team
mates Air Force Ones is you ever seen
them crack he has to cut grass in the
neighborhood don't worry we got crack
hair cut grass and forth walls right
there boy if you'll shoot then he got on
the shoes then Forrest Gump head on when
the boys was born Rock 7 hey so what at
least they clean
she look like she sells snacks in the
barber shop with them
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you have reached the voicemail of a
giant I am the owner of the
billion-dollar big baller brand Oh
fifteen of my sons play in the NBA I've
made millions dollars playing against
Michael Jordan for two seconds okay
we're gonna start our bike lines and
then what do you say what do you want to
do soda
you the host of this show but that's all
your fender be about I'm still trying to
figure out what rap career did people
talking about okay because everybody
asked me did the Black team suck I said
they living up to their name pretty much
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bars is wet you should throw in the
towel
all y'all boss is Nick meanwhile ours is
simon cowell okay okay
and y'all making big bucks but I heard
all your music and it pretty much
[Applause]
oh girl you better win you win in
everything you know you've got that
prize when you hear that make me wanna
get your prize
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
Wow
this taking up both chica your head look
like the potatoes in five guys before
they turn them into fries look look at
the back of Carlos here look look you
see that big knot on the back his head
and he got stashing his dome that's
crazy
[Applause]
Chico here got another here come here
come here take your head off hey hey hey
hey with me here man like this don't I
here look like a nut sack that's crazy
[Applause]
y'all look like two breasts ahead of
disagreement with the head all you got
to take it off hey Carlos you look like
the Duke Blue Devils look at you hey hey
Dee right take your hat off
[Applause]
oh you look like a Klingon warrior
I heard you correct
let's be clear you're on Love & Hip Hop
because I quit yo-yo
hahahahaha we know that you joking last
night in my room you were the one that
was choking ah yo I don't give a about
that diss I'm gonna treat you like mob
isn't shut you down with a kick
[Applause]
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