- AND WE HAVE THREE STAFFERS HERE,
AND THEY WILL ALL TELL YOU ONE PART OF A TRUE STORY,
AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIGURE OUT,
THROUGH A SERIES OF QUESTIONS,
WHICH PERSON THE STORY ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO.
ALL RIGHT? - OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S-- WHOEVER YOU WANT TO ASK FIRST.
AND LET THEM-- - THEY START.
- THEY START THE STORY? OKAY?
- ALL RIGHT, SO I'M A HUGE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK FAN,
NKOTB.
IT WAS SIXTH GRADE.
THEY CAME TO MY LOCAL STATE FAIR.
SO I HAD TO GO,
SO I WENT WITH MY SISTER AND MY BEST FRIEND.
AND WE WENT THERE. THE CONCERT WAS AMAZING.
AND THEN WE KIND OF FIND-- FOUND OUT
WHAT HOTEL ROOM THEY WERE STAYING AT,
SO WE WENT OVER TO THE HOTEL.
WE SNUCK IN THE BACK DOOR.
WE WENT OVER TO THE ELEVATOR.
AND THERE WAS A WOMAN THERE WITH HER DAUGHTER.
THEY WERE OBVIOUSLY THERE FOR THE SAME REASON.
AND THEY JUST SAID, "I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE.
GET IN THE ELEVATOR."
AND WE WENT UP TO THEIR ROOM.
- OKAY, SO WE GET OFF THE ELEVATOR,
AND WE GO TO THEIR ROOM,
AND THE WOMAN KNOCKS ON A DOOR.
WE CAN HEAR THEM INSIDE,
AND THEY'RE, LIKE, YELLING,
AND THEY'RE NOT GONNA COME OUT.
SO THEN THE WOMAN SAYS, "I HAVE AN IDEA,"
AND SHE KNOCKS ON THE DOOR AGAIN AND SAYS, "ROOM SERVICE."
AND THEY OBVIOUSLY KNEW IT WASN'T ROOM SERVICE,
BUT THEY WERE LIKE, "OKAY, WE'LL OPEN THE DOOR."
JOEY MCINTIRE OPENS THE DOOR.
BEHIND HIM, DONNIE WAHLBERG IS JUMPING ON A BED,
REALLY EXCITED.
THEY LET US COME IN.
WE TALK TO THEM FOR A LITTLE WHILE,
AND THEN MY FAVORITE NEW KID WASN'T THERE, JORDAN KNIGHT.
BUT THERE WAS A SUITCASE THAT SAID, "JORDAN KNIGHT" ON IT,
SO MY BEST FRIEND OPENED IT UP,
AND ON TOP THERE WAS A PAIR OF SOCKS.
AND SHE GRABBED THEM.
SHE'S LIKE, "YOU GOT TO TAKE THESE AND KEEP THESE."
SO I TOOK THEM.
- SO WE TAKE THE SOCKS,
AND WE WALK DOWN THE HALLWAY TOWARDS THE ELEVATOR
TO LEAVE AGAIN, GO BACK DOWNSTAIRS.
AND WE'RE WAITING FOR THE ELEVATOR TO COME.
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE DOORS OPEN,
AND STANDING INSIDE THE ELEVATOR ALL BY HIMSELF IS...
all: JORDAN KNIGHT.
- SO WE FREAK OUT.
HE SAYS HI. HE SAY HI BACK.
AND HE WALKS OUT OF THE ELEVATOR,
AND HE STARTS TO GO DOWN THE HALL,
AND I YELL AFTER HIM, "WAIT, JORDAN!
I HAVE YOUR SOCKS."
AND HE STOPS, AND HE TURNS BACK,
AND HE SAYS, "YOU CAN KEEP THEM."
AND I DID KEEP THEM.
[laughter]
AND FOR THE NEXT WEEK,
I WORE THEM AS GLOVES ON MY ARMS
EVERY DAY TO SCHOOL.
THE END.
- WHO DO YOU THINK THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO?
- I'M GOING TO SAY ALL THREE.
- YEAH. [laughter]
- NOW I HAVE TO ASK QUESTIONS.
- YEAH. - OKAY.
- AND YOU CAN INTERROGATE THEM TOO.
I MEAN, HERE'S A LIGHT.
THERE'S ALL KINDS OF THINGS YOU CAN DO.
[laughter]
THAT'LL DO IT.
- MY FIRST QUESTION IS...
WHAT'S UP? HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU.
- GOOD. GOOD TO SEE YOU.
UH, ALL RIGHT.
IF YOU'RE SUCH AN NKOTB FAN,
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG?
AND SING A VERSE FROM IT.
- MY FAVORITE SONG IS "THE RIGHT STUFF,"
AND IT GOES...
[singing] YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT STUFF, BABY
- IF YOU REALLY KNEW IT--
THIS WOULD NOT BE DISTRACTING IF YOU REALLY LOVED THAT SONG.
- DOESN'T SEEM LIKE YOU'VE COMMITTED TO MEMORY.
- "THE RIGHT STUFF" IS MY FAVORITE SONG.
- ALL RIGHT. [laughter]
- IT'S LIKE MY FOAM FINGER. - VERY RESOURCEFUL.
OKAY, UH...
IF YOU'RE SUCH A BIG NKOTB FAN,
CAN YOU DO THE "HANGIN' TOUGH" DANCE
FROM THE SIGNATURE VIDEO?
- OH, MY GOD. [laughter]
I DON'T KNOW.
IS IT--IT'S A LITTLE BIT OF DANCE OR...
I DON'T KNOW IT.
IT'S HANGING TOUGH, LIKE THAT, KIND OF?
- OH, THAT IS NOT-- THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
- THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED TO PRETEND THEY DON'T KNOW STUFF
TO MAKE YOU GUESS WRONG, RIGHT?
- IT'S A-- IT'S THE "RIGHT STUFF" DANCE,
NOT "HANGIN' TOUGH."
I'M SORRY. [laughter]
SORRY TO CORRECT YOU.
- THAT--ARE YOU LYING?
- I'M NOT LYING.
- ARE YOU?
- [laughs]
NO.
- REALLY DOING THE GOOD COP-BAD COP HERE.
[laughter]
- ALL RIGHT.
- THERE WAS A SONG CALLED "THE RIGHT STUFF"
AND A SONG CALLED "HANGIN' TOUGH."
- YEAH, THE DANCES--
- YOU GUYS PICKED THE WRONG FAKE COP TODAY,
BECAUSE I KNOW MY NKOTB.
ALL RIGHT.
- YOU HAVE ONE MORE. - ONE MORE.
WHAT IS JORDAN KNIGHT'S MIDDLE NAME?
- UH, WAYNE?
[laughter]
- TRY IT AGAIN.
[laughter]
- ONE LAST CHANCE.
- CHRISTOPHER?
- OKAY. [laughs]
- WE'D BE SO GOOD AS COPS. LOOK AT THIS.
SHE LOOKS SO PRETTY WHILE SHE'S BEING INTERROGATED.
[laughter]
I DON'T KNOW WHY I THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE INTERROGATING.
- WE'RE FEATHERING YOU INTO SUBMISSION.
- PERFECT.
- WE'RE GONNA GET THAT CONFESSION
IF IT TICKLES YOU TO DEATH.
- WHO DO YOU THINK IT IS?
I THINK--YEAH, WHO DO YOU THINK IT IS?
- I THINK IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO HER.
- THAT IS GONNA BE SHOCKING TO ME.
- [laughs]
- BUT PLEASE STAND UP, WHOEVER IT HAPPENED TO.
- NO. [laughter]
- REALLY?