♪♪
>>[EXHALES]
>>WHY ARE WE SABOTAGING
THIS LITTLE STARTUP
COMPANY'S PITCH MEETING?
>>BECAUSE WE ARE ATARI.
WE INVENTED PONG,
THE PINNACLE OF MODERN
MAN'S ACHIEVEMENTS.
>>YEAH, BUT DON'T YOU THINK
LAUGHING GAS IS GOING TOO FAR?
I MEAN, IT COULD REALLY
MESS THEM UP.
>>EXACTLY!
ALL OF THE IDEAS THEY PITCH
WILL BE AWFUL,
AND OUR VIDEO GAME EMPIRE
WILL LAST FOREVER.
>>HEY, JOHNSON,
CAN YOU GET ME THE DATA
FROM THAT FOCUS GROUP?
>>SOMEONE'S COMING!
RELEASE THE GAS.
[GAS HISSING]
>>ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN,
LET'S FOCUS UP!
WHAT IDEAS DO WE HAVE
FOR OUR FIRST BIG GAME?
>>ALL RIGHT, WELL,
OUR RESEARCH INDICATES THAT, UH,
80'S TEENAGERS WANT GAMES THAT
ARE SIMPLE, REPETITIVE, AND--
[LAUGHS]
I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THAT, UH...
OKAY, WELL, UM,
OUR FIRST GAME WILL FEATURE A--
I JUST GOT A REALLY GOOD IDEA.
[LAUGHS]
FORGET THIS.
[LAUGHS]
WHAT IF OUR FIRST GAME FEATURES
A MIDDLE-AGED ITALIAN PLUMBER?
WHAT?
[LAUGHS]
>>WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, GRAY?
>>[LAUGHS]
[THUMPS HEAD]
>>A PLUMBER?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, GRAY?
THIS ISN'T WHAT WE DISC--
YEAH, YEAH.
YEAH!
AND HE--
HE'LL ALWAYS WEAR RED AND, UH,
HAVE A MUSTACHE LIKE ME, MARIO.
[LAUGHS]
>>DUDE, THAT DOESN'T
MAKE ANY SENSE.
>>YOU TWO BETTER FOCUS UP.
>>UNLESS HE HAS A YOUNGER
BROTHER WHO'S TALLER
AND ONLY WEARS GREEN.
>>[LAUGHS]
>>NOW, WE NEED
PRACTICAL IDEAS LIKE--
[LAUGHS]
LIKE PUNCHING A BRICK WALL TO
SEE IF THERE'S COINS INSIDE.
>>DUDE, I WAS THINKING
THE SAME THING!
>>YOU JUMP UP AND HIT THAT BRICK
CEILING WITH YOUR HEAD, MAN.
>>OKAY.
[GRUNTS]
I'M NOT TALL ENOUGH.
I NEED SOMETHING TO
MAKE ME TALLER.
[LAUGHS]
>>HERE, HERE'S SOME
MUSHROOMS FROM MY PIZZA.
>>[LAUGHS]
>>[EXHALES]
MUSHROOMS MAKE YOU GROW.
>>I'M LIKE TWICE AS BIG NOW.
>>[LAUGHS]
>>COINS!
DUST COINS.
>>GOOD JOB.
>>LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.
>>WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN THE SINK, MAN?
>>[MAKES SOUND EFFECTS]
>>I'M TRYING TO
GO DOWN THE PIPE!
I CAN'T DO IT!
>>I GUESS IN LIFE,
THERE ARE SOME PIPES YOU CAN
GO DOWN AND SOME YOU CAN'T.
[LAUGHS]
>>DUDE, THAT'S DEEP!
>>[CHUCKLES]
[SCREAMS]
>>[GASPING]
>>DID YOU SEE THAT?
>>WH-
>>WHEN GRAY JUMPED OFF THE SINK,
THERE WAS, LIKE,
THIS POLKA DOT RED FACE PLANT,
AND IT, LIKE, SPIT FIRE AT HIM.
>>[GASPS]
I NEED SOMETHING THAT
WILL GIVE ME FIRE POWER!
>>YEAH.
>>[GASPS]
OH.
>>OH, GOOD IDEA.
>>[LAUGHS]
>>AH-HA!
BOOM!
>>I'LL HELP YOU, BROTHER!
OKAY.
[THUD]
>>[SCREAMS]
>>OH.
>>[SPITTING]
DUDE, WHY'D YOU THROW
A GREEN SHELL AT ME?
>>I WAS TRYING TO
KILL THE PLANT, MAN.
>>WELL, THEN THROW A RED ONE,
YOU COCKY LITTLE FREAK!
>>YES.
GUYS, LOOK!
LOOK, I GOT A STAR!
>>DUDE, YOU'RE, LIKE,
INVINCIBLE NOW!
>>REALLY, ARE YOU SURE?
>>ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!
>>OW!
WHY'D YOU THROW A HAMMER, BRO?
>>DUDE, THAT'S MY BAD.
>>[CRIES]
>>THERE SHOULD BE,
LIKE, A SONG, LIKE--
[SINGS THE SUPER MARIO BROS.
"INVINCIBLE" SONG]
THAT INDICATES HOW MUCH
INVINCIBILITY YOU HAVE.
>>[GROANS SHRILLY]
>>WHAT IS GOING ON?
WE CAN HEAR SCREAMING
CLEAR DOWN THE HALL.
>>PRINCESS!
>>PRINCESS.
>>OKAY, LOOK, UH-UH.
JUST BECAUSE I WORE A PINK DRESS
TODAY DOES NOT MEAN THAT--
GUYS.
>>WHAT?
>>YOU WANT TO HEAR
SOMETHING TOTALLY BOGUS?
>>MM.
>>I THINK--
I THINK I'M GOING TO GET
KIDNAPPED BY OUR C.E.O.,
MR. BOWSER!
[CRIES]
>>OH.
>>MARIO!
I WANT YOU TO GO UP TO BOWSER'S
OFFICE AND JUMP ON HIS FACE!
>>HOW MANY TIMES?
>>THREE TIMES!
>>OKAY.
>>HEY, WHY DON'T WE ALL GO?
WE CAN PLAY GAMES,
COLLECT STARS;
IT'LL BE A PARTY!
>>WHEE!
>>A MARIO PARTY!
>>WH--
WHY DO WE HAVE TO CALL
EVERYTHING MARIO?
IT'S LIKE, MARIO PARTY,
MARIO KART.
YOU STINKING NARCISSIST!
>>YOU GUYS SHOULD
SUBSCRIBE TO STUDIO C.
>>AND CLICK THE LIKE BUTTON!
[SCREAMS]
[LAUGHS]
>>LIKE, LEAVE A COMMENT BELOW.
>>WHAT COMMENTS
SHOULD THEY LEAVE?
>>THEIR FAVORITE NINTENDO GAME.
>>[GASPS]
>>NINTENDO.
>>GREAT. 01:05:53.049,00:00:00.000 WE ALREADY HAVE A SIGN MADE!