All right.
The last time I hosted for Ellen we met a four-year-old dancer
from Kentucky, and let's just say it was memorable.
Take a look.
Look, you're a dancer just like me.
Now how long have you been dancing?
I've been, like, dancing in a, like, a couple weeks.
Couple of weeks.
[LAUGHTER]
Couple weeks.
Yeah.
Do you have a favorite dance move?
Mm-hmm.
OK.
What is it?
You just have to pull this back.
Uh-uh.
And you--
[LAUGHTER]
OK.
How would you describe your personality?
I'm bad, bougie, and cute.
[LAUGHTER]
You said you're what now?
I said I am bad, bougie, and I'm acting like I'm cute.
And I'm so--
[TONGUE POP]
[APPLAUSE]
Oh, yes.
Ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves.
Please welcome, ZaZa.
[APPLAUSE]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hi, ZaZa.
Hi.
It's good to see you again.
Yeah.
How are you feeling?
Good.
What do you call that walk did you just did out here?
That was a model walk.
A queen walk.
A model walk.
A queen walk.
OK.
That's two things.
That's two things, OK.
And what does one think about when you're doing
a model walk and a queen walk?
That's like when you feel something in your mind.
I feel like I'm being kind and nice.
Like you're being kind and nice.
That's how I feel.
I love that.
I would love to feel like that too.
Do you think that I can do the model walk as well?
Can you teach me how to do the model walk?
Yes.
You can?
Here, take me back here and teach me
how to do a model walk.
[APPLAUSE]
OK.
So face--
OK.
You have to stand here.
OK.
Put your hands here.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[APPLAUSE]
That's how you do it.
Let me see you do it.
OK.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[INAUDIBLE]
Was that good?
[LAUGHTER] You did it great!
You did it great.
Was that OK?
Yeah.
You did great.
Thank you very much.
I felt very kind and lovely as I did that.
That was awesome.
Now ZaZa, you know, my family, we're
about to welcome a new baby girl into our family.
Do you have any advice for us?
You have to get her diapers.
OK.
And some powder for her butt.
[LAUGHTER]
And some powder for her butt?
OK.
And then you need some diapers, wipes, milk with some water.
You have to put the milk inside first.
And then you have to shake.
You have to get some water, put it inside the bottle,
shake it up.
Shake it up.
It seems like you kind of did the whoa when
you shook up the water part.
Oh, OK.
Never mind then.
That's kind of funny.
Maybe you didn't, never mind.
OK.
Now, ZaZa, you have a birthday coming up.
Don't you?
You'll be turning five.
What do you want for your birthday?
What do you want to do for your birthday?
I want somebody to teach me how to drive a car.
[LAUGHTER]
You want somebody to teach you how to drive a car?
What kind of car?
Like a small--
Now when I grow up.
When I'm the same age--
I don't want to grow up and get a car.
When I'm small I want to get a car.
When you're small you want to get a car,
so you want to be ahead of the game.
You want to be the youngest driver is what you're saying.
I don't want to get big.
I want to the same age I want to be
and I want to get my own car.
Wow.
But I need somebody to give me a car.
[LAUGHTER]
But you need somebody to get a car,
so if anybody's out there, ZaZa--
[LAUGHTER]
Somebody here.
Oh, somebody here is willing to give four-year-old the car.
[LAUGHTER]
ZaZa isn't playing.
Well, you know, we might be able to work something like that
out.
I don't know.
But, you know, ZaZa, you came here to dance.
All right.
And will you dance for us a little later?
Yeah?
You will.
Yeah.
Are you all excited to see her dance?
[APPLAUSE]
OK.
So when we come back a little later we'll watch ZaZa dance.
We've waited long enough.
Give it up for ZaZa.
[APPLAUSE]
[MUSIC - LIL NAS X, "RODEO"]
(SINGING) Oh, here we go.
Please let me know.
Off we go.
Don't leave me in the cold.
(RAPPING) If I took you everywhere,
well then, you wouldn't know how to walk.
If I spoke, well then, you wouldn't know how to talk.
If I gave you everything and everything is what I bought.
I can take it all back, never cared about what you thought.
I didn't mean to make you mad, I don't like when you're upset.
I'm a call you later on, baby girl, don't you forget.
I'm going to take you from this party,
we might go have some [INAUDIBLE]..
Or we do that later on.
Now we lit like cigarettes.
I thought you would stay with me.
I'm yours and you're mine, I envy.
So what I'm gon' do?
I don't have a clue.
There ain't no me without out you.
[APPLAUSE]
ZaZa!
Good job.
She's so cute.
Give it up to ZaZa one more time y'all!
[APPLAUSE]
Now, ZaZa, guess what?
I got you an early birthday gift.
I heard you like slime.
[SCREAMING]
[APPLAUSE]
Oh, my God!
Wow!
I love this.
I love this color.
You love that color?
Sometimes I like this color.
Sometimes you like that color.
I think we got all the colors you may need.
I want to thank ZaZa.
I want to thank my guests, Max Greenfield, Ariel Winter, Loni
Love, and, Ellen, for letting me host.
As she always says, be kind to one another.
Bye.
Hi, I'm Andy.
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[SCREAMS]
[BLEEP]
God!
[BLEEP]