Our next guest may have perfect attendance.
But one thing she does not have is a perfect attendance pencil.
Take a look.
Yesterday, I put my pencil--
my pink, perfect attendance pencil-- in the sharpen box.
But when I unpacked, I went to go get my pencil.
And guess what I saw?
Nothing but yellow, plain old pencils.
Somebody-- and I know who--
stole my perfect attendance pencil,
who didn't even earn one, because they were in Canada!
And then Reese jumped in and said, yeah, she earned it.
You didn't earn it.
You were in Canada!
And then-- well, she didn't say it like that.
She was like, you were in Canada.
Your cute little outfit, and your cute little bows
in your hair, and your cute little hair,
and your cute little self.
Thank you, Ellen.
Hi.
So OK, tell me about this.
This seems very upsetting.
So you had the perfect attendance pencil.
And then it was gone.
And on a scale of 1 to 10, how mad were you?
I would say 10, because I earned the pencil,
and I really liked that pencil.
I was pink, and then it had a pink eraser.
It was real big, because I never used the eraser.
And it had rainbows, and it said "Attendance Award."
Oh, wait.
You had never used the eraser?
No.
Wow.
So you never made a mistake?
That's amazing.
Anyway.
[LAUGHTER]
So is this the first time you've had a perfect attendance
pencil?
No, I get one every year.
Oh, you do?
Wow, that's amazing.
[CHEERING]
That's amazing.
OK, and so talk me through this.
When did you realize it was missing?
So we sat in the cafeteria, and then we went to the class.
And I unpacked, got my morning workout,
and then I went to look in the--
You got what?
My morning workout.
Oh, I thought you were--
your morning workout.
Like, you did sit-ups and stuff.
OK, you got your morning workout.
OK, go ahead.
And then I looked in the sharpen bin,
where my pencil usually is, and it was gone.
And then I went to my desk just to use the plain pencil.
I looked behind me, and I saw Lizzie had
my perfect attendance pencil.
OK.
And then did you say, Lizzie, can I have my pencil back?
Yes, I did, but she said, just go get a regular pencil.
It's just a pencil.
I found it in the pencil bin.
Right, yeah.
But it wasn't just a regular pencil to you.
It was a special pencil.
Yeah.
So how did you finally get the pencil back?
What happened?
Well, I asked for it back right before lunch.
She said, sure.
But she lost the pencil somewhere.
And then she said after recess, but I never
got it back after recess.
OK.
Autumn found it the next day, and then I
told her it was mine.
She gave it straight to me.
Oh, Ana gave it straight to you.
That's really nice of Ana.
Autumn.
I'm sorry.
[LAUGHTER]
I was thinking of Ana, who--
she's no longer there.
[LAUGHTER]
Autumn.
Yeah, that was very sweet of her, right?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, good.
OK, and so you're not there today.
Today is Wednesday, and you're supposed to be at school.
So I got you a letter that you can bring back, because you
want perfect attendance.
So I just signed a letter that tells them
why you weren't there, OK?
Thank you, Ellen.
OK, because I want you to have perfect attendance.
OK.
I got something for your entire class,
because they're going to be so jealous that you're here.
Because everybody is going to be like, oh, Taylor's on Ellen,
and we didn't get to go.
So I wanted to give them something.
So let me show you what I'm going
to get for the whole class--
all kinds of supplies, and pencils, and different things
for everybody.
They're going to thank you so much for that.
Yeah.
Lizzie and Autumn are going to be like, right on, girl.
[LAUGHTER]
And then I got something for you,
too-- something really special that I
think you're going to like.
You're not going to lose this.
[CHEERING]
Yeah.
Look.
You're not going to lose that one, are you?
No.
We're going to have to get you a big backpack, though.
Yeah.
All right.
All right, we'll be right back.
Before we go, I want to talk to Taylor about one more thing.
Taylor, will you come back down here?
[CHEERING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I forgot, I was going to ask you what you
want to do when you get older.
Do you know what you want to be when you grow up?
Yes, I do.
What do you want to do?
I want to be a science teacher.
A s--
I like science.
Yeah?
Yeah.
What do you like about science?
You get to do all these cool experiments.
Yeah.
And you never know what's going to happen,
but something cool always happens.
Yeah, science is very cool.
That's great.
Well, here's what I want to do.
I love that you care about school so much.
And Shutterfly loves that you have perfect attendance,
so they're going to give you a $10,000 scholarship
to make sure--
[CHEERING]
--you go to college.
I want to thank, Charles Barkley, the Jonas Brothers.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Be kind to one another.
Bye.
Hi, I'm Andy.
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[SHOUTS]
[SCREAMS] [BLEEP] God!
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