All right.
So you're very funny on Twitter.
And when you're not fighting with the President,
there's all kinds of things that you say.
And so we're going to play a game.
It's called Chrissy, Can You Fill In Your Own Blanking
Tweets?
OK.
I think I can do this.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Well, I mean I nailed the--youknow--
John about Jack, Jack about John game.
Yeah, you did.
You knew very little about him.
You knew nothing about your husband.
Still don't.
All right.
Here's the first one.
Fell asleep with my blank blank on,
and I think I'm in a different dimension now.
Do you remember what you said?
Fell asleep with my face mask on.
Oh, teeth white strips.
No.
I don't know.
You'd be in a different dimension with a face mask?
I don't know.
No, you fell asleep with your breast pump on.
Yeah.
I feel it all over again.
I guess it's a soothing noise.
And then they're just like swollen and empty.
I'm like, what have you done?
The texture.
Everything's terrible about it.
We don't need to know that.
All right.
They're like rock hard and soft.
All right.
Here's the next one.
I always forget about my white sides
so I blank my own blank last night.
Oh, I'm too scared to answer this one.
I don't know.
Yeah, this is a weird one.
I don't know.
I don't even know why you had to do.
2013 Yikes.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
I candied my own pecans.
That's a great tweet!
That still holds up.
Yeah.
2013 was a stressful Twitter year.
Like the Twitter used to be the wild, wild West.
We could just do anything.
So that one is a thank you forever.
All right.
This is one that is really interesting to me.
The blank people tweet me are always the worst blank.
Wow.
I'm great at games.
But I don't even know why people are tweeting you this.
It says the penises people tweet me are always
the worst penises.
I should have known because 2014 was Sports Illustrated.
I used to get a lot more penises.
Now no one sends me penises.
All right.
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