Hi is this the Word Play restaurant?
Yes it is.
Table for two?
No a table for now please.
Certainly sir.
Please take a seat.
Oh no thank you we have plenty at home.
Now...
Some water?
Yes please.
Still?
Yes, I haven't changed my mind.
Wine?
My feet hurt!
My back's sore!
I'm tired!
Sounds like you need a drink.
Red or white?
Emm...
Red for me please.
White for me.
Excellent choice.
OK would you like to hear the specials?
Yes please.
♪ The Specials - Message to you Rudy ♪
So have you decided?
Can I have more time?
No problem, here you go.
Thank you.
Sorry I'm really struggling here...
What would you recommend?
Reading glasses.
Thank you.
Oh that's much better.
Duck please.
Thank you.
I'll have the salmon.
Mash?
No thank you.
One,
unmashed,
Salmon.
And I will have the steak.
Well done.
Thank you, it took a long time.
Sorry I don't mean to be a pain
but could I hear the specials one more time?
♪ The Specials - Ghost Town ♪
Could we order some sides?
Absolutely.
One for you there.
Thank you.
And one for you there sir.
Thank you.
So how is everything?
Would you mind if we switched tables?
No problem sir.
Thank you.
Anything else?
Could I get a spoon please?
Certainly sir.
Now, how's that?
Very comfortable thank you.
OK.
Sorry can we pay by card?
Uh-huh.
Thank you.
That is so thoughtful.
It was nothing.
I'm sorry I don't mean to rush you but we do need the table back in a hour.
Oh, we'll be back way before then.
OK.
Thanks for being so understanding.
No problem.
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