How are you max you play so they go jacket yes please I hope my wallet in
there so talking I should prefer to keep that my pocket in your pocket you of
course but if I sit on it then it's gonna be maybe you put it in your front
pocket my trousers will go too tight then
yeah but it's all good stain it then leave it in your jacket but don't have
to go get my jacket enough to fight alright then you can ask me to your
jacket and I'll give you to your window you leave just make my life more
difficult yeah you are D that's myself just don't
think that I'm and I can't fit in in fact no cuz in the jacket
thank you I'm absolutely freakazoid max max 24 year old Max is struggling to
find a woman who understands him I love phonetically strong words like flannel
this falls off the tongue a pip the pop of the pee at the end is just perfection
what can I get you Marik's what makes me look is the most sophisticated to my
date well I go for the red wine but then it makes my teeth look irene oh yeah you
get this exactly so a nice glass of white then I'll go for a glass of white
what tell me what do you do I'll run a dating app I am the Hermit
behind the computer screen running a brand new app which is going to put
tinder in the Binda okay so you have a data gap which begs
the question then what the hell are you doing here
the reason I didn't get any luck out of it is because I have this amazing
ability to say the wrong thing when of women finding love is quite difficult
isn't it yes but you have to put out effort in because that's really my
humans on planet Earth slightly I think love is a key driving force yeah what
are you looking for a yin to the yang yin to the yang she would be combination
between Disney Princess and Tony Hawk's the skateboarder but without the
genitalia or Lily Allen in the short aftermath of her first album
Max's date is politics graduate and fellow lover of Li linguistics
Esther I really like the word prom like when you do something people with a poem
I just it's such a great word to say but then I have words I hate as well like
flaccid
how are you hello very good nice to meet you please
Esther s that fantastic should I get your love your dress
thank you that's really cool yes it's great when you can meet somebody and
actually the first things you talk about on small talk you sort of talk about
quite abstract stuff and you don't think the other person to be weird
you just get it so rare but so great you look very nice by the way
thank you welcome I've been like the Marvin Hills okay so is that way people
like bottle spring yes yes no yeah we okay so your tap water must be high-end
really good really good stuff yeah the Queen likes our water really she does
nothing you're very lucky to be from them is if you drink lots of water that
is the key to thinking with clarity in my opinion I mean I'm on the wine I'm on
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