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...This is a sad horn. (Tanner: Sad clown.)
What is going on today my fellow humans today,
I'm going to be showing you ten strange Amazon items that Tanner from Rekt picked out.
But guess what it's an 'enjoy' or 'destroy' because I got my buddy to destroy things over here
If you haven't seen Rekt right up there. That's literally what they do yeah destroy things. Let's begin
BOJIN!
Dolphin Kinetic Mobile Desk Toy Cool Gadgets Desk Sculpture - Electronic Perpetual Motion
I've seen these before one time when I went on a holiday,
I don't know I think I went to like San Diego or something like that and like we were going to see the dolphins and this
thing was like moving and I was like, "Dad, what's powering that? How's it going?" and he's like "It's perpetual,
It does its itself based on magnets and energy" and I was like "Oh dad. Are you high?"
And he's like "A little."
High quality, great gift idea, versatile, meaningful. Alright, you're stretching it right there. Let's try it dude.
Hmmm.. I love this propel- Tanner did you get into this before me dude (Tanner: nah man) You can't resist yourself
Tanner: We should return up for that warranty that they gave us Matthias: You can't resist yourself? *both laugh*
Tanner: *Singing* I can't resist myself Matthias: Just turns around and does this.
Tanner: I love me.
*laughs* I love me.
You know who really loves themselves?
Tanner: I know exactly who really loves themsevles. Matthias: Call him out.
Tanner: Connor Matthias: Yeah he does
He loves himself to death. You gotta respect, that from a distance. (Tanner: Yeah)
Tanner: Don't get too close.
Matthias: Don't get too close. Tanner: don't want to be the third wheel of a one man party, you know what i'm sayin'?
What? Did this break in the box? What is this? Alright by the way.
This is the cheapest plastic I've ever felt in my life. Feel how cheap this plastic is
Tanner: Oh, that's just depressing. There's no way that works.
How does this work now? Am I missing parts?
Is that it? Is these just extra parts this goes into here this goes into here
this..
..goes into here and here
Tanner: It kinda works, it just looks.. it's supposed to do full circle them pretty sure right?
This seems like would be incredibly distracting
You know anything like whenever you try to have a conversation with something and something moves in your peripheral vision
And you just feel compelled to look at it
I feel like I feel like that would just happen all the time just squirrel, squirrel, squirrel, squirrel, no dolphin. It's a dolphin
Dolphin. Dolphin. Dolphin. Tanner, you know what to do with this
Matt: What are you doing? (Tanner: That had to happen.) Matt: Oh you literally.
Oh, I see I see take it over. Take it out back and kill it. (Tanner: Alright)
Tanner: Like it's a dog?
Tanner: *laughs* I didn't even mean to do it!
Tanner: What a weird series of events! oh man.
Brace ourselves.
M: Literally just exploded. T: It just disassembled. M: It was just like ha, missed
One PistachiOpener. Pistachio nut opener with just a pinch they pop. UGH
M: (Off screen) No, I'm not ready for this! It's too early in the morning!
T: Slogan of the year award.
PistachiOpener.
Oh! I get it! Pistachio(Both: Opener).
T: That was pretty good.
M: Alright. Do you like pistachios? T: Yeah. They're good.
M: I hate pistachios. T: Very salty.
Add to cart.
Do you like pistachios? (T: Yea.) Did I ask that?(T: Yea, they're alright)
T:Wanna talk about it? We..We talked about this 30 seconds ago.
Alright, so this is just supposed to pop it. (T: Yea)
Put a pinch it pops. Let's see. (T: Let's test that theory)
That didn't open it. (T: With a pinch they pop). I did it wrong. I'm sure you have to put it in like there
T: Yeah, let's just put it inside of it. M: Oh! perfect that happened so fast. I wasn't ready for it
Makes such a mess!
Okay, yea, so if you do this
Yeah, maybe you just do it like that like it's not like an idiot like i was doing it.
T: Yea what if I'm opening it like this guy.
There you go dude. Here's your lunch notice how I feed my staff- (T: that feeds you just right) Alright. I say this is an enjoy it.
M: If you guys hear chewing in the background. T: You're welcome
M: Or pops and pinches its Tanner getting excited about these nuts (T: EWWW!)
Thumbs up golf ball finder glasses *Who Made This Laughter*
All right, so here's what's up.
I'm gonna cut to a
moment before we actually started the video we were rolling the cameras in which I found a golf ball
And I was like hey look there's a golf ball! Anyways.. roll it
M: Is that a golf ball right there? T: You're not suppose to see that yet..
M: Oh for real? T: Yea!.. UNLOOK
This was probably supposed to help me find that golfball right there
That would be the goal of it
cause they hid the golf ball hoping that I would be able to find it with this, even though I found it without it
I was just.. i just looked and there's a golf ball right there
T: And you said in such a way of like you weren't even shocked or whatever, like idk golfball whatever
Why would I be shocked dude? I could save hours looking for your wayward
Golf balls (T: hours?) hours. special blue lenses highlight anything white I'm afraid to look at Tanner
*Roast* T: I had a feeling thats where that was going. M: Add to cart
Oh man this looks beat up. Do you see that (T: yeah, I do)
Looks like it's been through some things. looks like someone like bought it
And they're like now this ain't working and then returned it and then another person bought it
And they were like why did I buy this I'm so stupid. I already found the golf ball
M: 100% does nothing. T: Look like men in blue
I used to think old people wearing these because they wanted to block out all the light
T: You know they want- they wanted to block out all the haters.
This definitely doesn't highlight the white. No straight up, look it literally doesn't do anything.
Although, you look like you're from the future now
T: Wait a second when you wear it. M: When he wear it, he looks like he's from the-
M: From- from- from the future.
M: Let's do it. T: Alright. M: Let's do it.
M: Are you serious, dude
T: All right give up don't work, yea but my hands do.
SweatBlock?
SweatBlock antiperspirant clinical strength. Reduce sweat up to seven DAYS *SHOOK*
Seven. That cannot be healthy. You sweat for a reason dude. Look at the aluminum amount in that. Aluminum chloride. 14%.
T: Is it just blocking your pores? M: Yeah, just straight-up blocks your pores which is horrible for you
And it gives you aluminum heavy metal toxicity so this tells you to apply it before you go to bed
so it has all night to activate. This does not.. this sounds like you're trying to like be superhuman sweating and
smelling is a part of life. This is not an appropriate way to defeat that
This is a toxic waste (T: Smell, but smells good) Subscribe now.
Wow it's tiny. Stop use of rash or irritation occurs
M: Do not use on broken skin. Look at that dude this just cannot be good. T: Maybe it has to be a bad type of skin
Oh my gosh.. that is potent, smell it
T: EWWWWWW
It smells like dead cinnamon
T: Exactly what it smells like. i think it just hurt my head a little bit. M: some people's B.O. isn't that bad..
M: I think this smells worse than that. T: Honestly. I'd rather smell a little bit of B.O. than a little bit of that
*LAUGHSSSSS* Alright Tanner, you know what to do with this
Before we get into the next product
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Delivers 110 decibels
Bellows signal horn. No Co2 required, freon or batteries. Meets US Coast Guard regulations??
what on earth? Did you just find?
All right add to cart, dude. I gotta see this
Wow boating, camping, sporting events, bicycles. Lung powered. Wow
*TOOT* OHHHH
All i did was blow..
T: It was like a giant clown horn
*WOWZZA*
M: Is that loud? T: IDK we all had our ears closed.
T: You want me to sacrifice one ear for this? M: Yea
*BOYY ITS LOUD*
Whoa that is so loud!!
T: Remarkable M: I didn't like biting it.. it hurt my teeth. I don't think I'm supposed to bite it. How else was I gonna do it with my ear shut?
*Gibberish*
M:Whenever I used too much lung air, I get.. T: foggy M: yeah
M: This is a sad horn T: Sad Clown
What thats it! All it is.. it's clear all the way down to this, all there is is a thin like layer
of plastic that vibrates when you blow air into it and this amplifies it. That's it yeah. Oh my gush
T: Oh My Gush
I say this an enjoy it
I think I've enjoyed it too much, though
Art 3d colorful liquid dancefloor puzzles playmat decorative flooring system
M: What the heck is this? I still don't understand. T: It's a floor tile with paint in it. M: Oh, it's paint in it T: mm-hmm
T: Oh or.. colorful liquid.M: Oh, if that isn't with accident waiting to happen
T: Why'd they get a picture of a snail?
M: Idk, i'm wondering that myself
Look, snail left behind some crap too. Add to cart T: SNAILED IT
Wow that's so tiny
What? It came with many? 12 by 12. Why pink though?
It's like one step away from looking like we scooped up some blood in here definitely looks
strange. How much weight do you think these things can take?
T: I'm guessing like up to 300 pounds M: ..before they break? T: Is there like a film over that? M: Let's see this dude
Wow, that is really interesting to watch. No joke, I wish they were bigger
I wish they were like two by two cuz these are pretty cool
T:And like I'm definitely feeling more secure about them now M: and I wonder what it is
It must be like some type of like
The background must be like yellow on this one and and there must be like some type of green oil or something. Yeah, just separate
Alright man, i say this is uhh. I say this is an
Enjoy it
Let's see if we get some bigger ones for B.U.
Run bell handheld bell for runners skaters and bikers for when your voice just doesn't do the trick
T: GET OUT OF THE WAY!
Nope sleek stylish wearable bell designed for runners skaters and bikers. So you put it on your fingers
And you like ring it T: mm-hmm M: Made from brass to ensure quality and powerful sound. This looks like you know it looks like
T:Hmm M: Looks like brass knuckles, but after you take someone out with it your ding the bell to end the round
BOP end of the round BUDDY
T: I decide this *Laughs*
Made from brass yeah, I mean it is brass though, and it goes on your knuckles, so I'm not wrong brass knuckles
Oh
Okay, so if it's different fingers
That's how they get to fit different fingers that was gonna be my next question like what if it doesn't fit you eww it yellow
Are those yellow yeah, that's pretty girls. You got a little pouch for your run Belle got some stickers in there
that's sweet of them, and here's the run bell I
Mean it works. Yeah, it works wow that barely fits my fingers. I don't have big hands either
You shouldn't say they easy to ring when it's on your finger. No it doesn't look easy ring
You can get used to it. It's a very specific way to do it though
Wow yeah does the trick if people like it, and they use it more power to them you know I mean for me I
Would never remember this it looks people to see if I can break a window feel the Bell thing oh
Yeah, see you're saying. Maybe you just go up against the window and you're like funk thang donk. I also say
This is an enjoy it because I see the purpose and it works, so if people want it good for you
Déméter one-ounce cologne spray crayon
Simple subtle singular scent each day everywhere what does that mean?
What does that mean brand smells just like a new box of Crayola you opened on your first day of school?
Yeah, the worst days of my life was the first day of school, and that's what I want to think of it
I'm trying to pick up heat ladies or impress people I can remember my first day of school am I right
third grade with my best juice
She's like you smell, so yeah
For the people that peaked in elementary school we
$20.00 What the heck? Right after adding to cart
Nondescript bag I'm gonna be so upset if this doesn't smell like crayon, okay
Can we just can we just take a moment to look at the look at the bottle and notice that the cap isn't straight?
It's shooting off to the left
You're right dude
They didn't make the bottle right dude made in the USA that I'm not surprised about
That's what we do here. I just got Axe body spray inside of a little cologne bottle
I'm gonna spray it inside here. I was gonna. Tell you to spray it on your clothes, but I want you to ruin
The face filter, I don't know if that smells like crayons, but I don't know what it smells like but it smells horrible
Then it kind of hurts
Are you did you get that - yeah kind of actually hurt to smell yeah?
Did you see my face?
I thought you're just like oh, it's gross like no that hurt a little bit
It's like alcoholic but no like drink like rubbing alcohol mixed crayons. It smells like a dead rotting
apricot mixed with alcohol and a crayon, a crayon
That's been used by a kid mind you those things go in weird places yeah
That's right. Smells like we're not gonna destroy it because it'll go everywhere, but it's a destroy it
Madison supply heavy-duty strong 75 pound 4 inch long Numidian medium need me a medium
Nia
Medium that's a difficult word to say yo D Miam. Oh, that's your Senate neodymium
Neodymium, that's it. I felt right that felt right in the mouth. This is not 75 pounds. There's no way it says
It's 75 pounds. No it has it can add the strength like of 75 pounds. Well. You can what does that mean? Oh?
It's a magnet. Oh my gosh. I didn't read that
You had me so shot of it does this guy not know
I
Think I read that but my brain was just like over there
There's no way this is 75 pounds . Oh my god.
So if your dad watches this he's gonna get shook in the comments yeah
Alright lets try it. Add to cart
So I will preface this to move all of the kind like electronics at your phone
Apple watches away just in case okay, so I mean what's the distance that it effects? I'm just being cautious
I don't know to be completely honest. Okay, oh
All right, this is the magnet it's not doing anything
Over here, yo what in the heck is.. Wow dude I am blown away
What did we expect to happen no, no I'm not sure I got some cool things
We can do with it though all right. Let's do it. Oh what the heck is this this is on a different axis?
That's so cool, yeah
Because most magnets are cut in half, and you said like it's North and South Pole, but this one's kind of cut down the middle
So it goes from x axis to Y axis
That scared me I don't know why
Isn't that interesting guys
Good science is crazy. All right, try this well. What is this?
Whoa it shows you the magnetic like waves. Oh, that is so cool
Look at that. Oh, I know what this is this is um
You know like the small like moving magnetic bristles kind of things. It's just the sheets are filled with those
Oh, I see I see so it's just pushing and pulling them in the directions depending on the pole. That's actually really interesting
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