>> Larry: I WANT ONE MORE QUESTION BECAUSE THIS IS FOR ME AT @MRNEWKLUTE.
HE SAID IS IT ODD THAT A FEW WEEKS AFTER YOU MOVE INTO THE
NEIGHBORHOOD, JON STEWART DECIDES HE WANTS TO MOVE OUT?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I WOULD SAY THAT YES, IT IS ODD.
I'VE SAID ALL ALONG THAT JON IS A RACIST.
( LAUGHTER ) PEOPLE NEVER BELIEVE ME.
NOW THEY HAVE THE EVIDENCE.
I CAN'T MAKE HIM STAY, BUT, HEY, YOU KNOW, JON, WHATEVER.
WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT.
OKAY.
REMEMBER, WE ACTUALLY WORKED IN THE CBS BUILDING WITH JOHN
OLIVER.
>> THIS IS A TRUE STORY.
WE WORKED-- BEFORE WE MOVED INTO THIS BUILDING, WE WORKED ON THE
SAME FLOOR AS JOHN OLIVER, AND RIGHT WHEN THIS SHOW MOVED IN,
THEY PUT UP A BIG SECURITY DOOR.
"THE BLACK SHOW IS IN TOWN."
>> Larry: THEY WERE OUT ON HIATUS
BUT THAT'S WHAT IT FELT LIKE.
TIME TO GET TO "KEEP IT 100".
IT'S TIME TO GET REAL ON A PERSONAL LEVEL.
KEEP IT 100.
THERE WE GO. >> IT'S ACTUALLY A HUNNED
I SAID IT SO MANY TIMES, YOU HAVE NO IDEA-- IF I SAY KEEP IT
ONE HELP IF I SAID KEEP IT A HUNDRED, IT'S NO KEEP IT 100.
THAT'S HOW THE TWEETS SOUND.
YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE SOUND ON YOUR TWEETS.
OKAY, HERE'S ONE.
THIS ONE IS KIND OF PHILOSOPHICAL WHICH IS KIND OF
COOL.
IT'S ONE I HEARD ON THE RADIO YEARS AGO.
SO LET'S START WITH RORY ON THIS ONE.
IF YOUR DOG, WHO YOU LOVE DEARLY-- AND I KNOW YOUR DOG--
AND A STRANGER WHO YOU DON'T KNOW ARE DROWNING.
AND YOU ONLY HAVE TIME TO SAVE ONE, ONCE YOU SAVE ONE, THE
OTHER ONE DIES.
WHICH ONE DO YOU SAVE?
>> IS THIS STRANGER AN ADULT?
>> Larry: WHAT'S HARDER FOR YOU?
( LAUGHTER ).
>> IF IT'S AN ADULT, I SAVE MY DOG EVERY TIME.
BECAUSE-- >> WOW!
>> STATISTICALLY SPEAKING MOST PEOPLE ARE ASS( BLEEP )
IF IT'S A KID, I GO FOR BOTH.
BUT NO, AN ADULT EVERY TIME-- PARKER'S THE BEST DOG IN THE
WORLD.
I'M SORRY.
I'D SAVE MY DOG 100%.
KEEPING IT A HUNNED. >> DID HE KEEP IT 100?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
>> Larry: OKAY.
MICHAELA, DOG, WHO YOU LOVE DEARLY, OR A PERSON?
>> I LOVE THAT DOG.
BUT I'M SLIGHTLY ALLERGIC.
>> Larry: OH!
>> I GO WITH THE PERSON.
>> Larry: I LOVE THAT PEOPLE SAY "OH!"
>> CALL ME A HUMANIST.
I'M GOING WITH THE HUMAN.
>> Larry: I THINK SHE'S KEEPING IT 100.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> I AM.
>> Larry: ANTHONY, WHAT DO YOU DO?
YOUR DEAR DOG OR DO YOU SAVE THE PERSON?
>> WOW.
>> Larry: AND THE PERSON IS A NETWORK EXECUTIVE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> WHICH NETWORK?
>> Larry: I DON'T KNOW.
>> IF IT'S PAULEY, OR SHERMAN-- WHO?
>> Larry: LET'S NOT MENTION NAMES.
WE DON'T MENTION NAMES.
>> YOU WANT ME TO KEEP IT A HUNDRED.
>> Larry: ANTHONY, YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG.
>> I'M SAVING THE PERSON.
( BOOING ).
>> ( BLEEP ) YOU!
>> Larry: YOU TOOK TOO LONG.
>> I'M SAVING A HUMAN BEING.
>> Larry: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SAVING ANYBODY.
>> ( BLEEP ) THE DOG!
I DON'T EVEN LIKE DOGS!
( BLEEP ).
>> Larry: YOU KNOW WHAT, JUST FOR THAT LANGUAGE YOU GET
ALL THE TEA. ALRIGHT, S.E., WHAT DO YOU SAY?
>> I DON'T HAVE A DOG AND I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE.
SO CAN I JUST GO GET COFFEE INSTEAD?
CAN I JUST GO HANG OUT.
>> Larry: NO, BUT YOU CAN GET SOME TEA!
>> I'LL TAKE SOME TEA.
>> Larry: I DON'T BELIEVE ANYBODY ON THIS PANEL WOULD
SAVE ANYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.