We've got passion, for new Christmas fashion.
Let's talk about that.
♪(intro music)♪
Good Mythical Morning.
Now, I don't know about you, but I feel like Christmas fashion
has kind of hit a wall.
I mean, you can do what somebody has done on my sweatshirt,
sweater deal, right here.
You know, you can create a crazy pattern, like,
"Wow! Look. He's got a crazy Christmas sweater on."
Wow! Woah! Look at that.
And maybe, you know, some people get excited about that,
but, for me, I'm just like, surely we can do more.
I mean, we can do what Link is doing.
He's got a nice, Christmas coat on, that he decided to wear on the show today.
But, I wouldn't call it a Christmas coat,
I just got a new coat, and I wanted to wear it.
Looks kind of Christmas-y to me.
(laughs) But maybe there are some trendy Christmas fashions
that I could get hip to.
Maybe there are.
It's time for, ♪ Dress yourself in stuff that's trendy. ♪
- (Rhett) ♪ Fa la la la la la la la la. ♪ - (Link) Fashion show.
Alright, let's kick things off.
Once Fuller House got a second season, we passed the point of no return.
The nighties are back, and we cannot do anything to stop it.
No, everybody has been embracing the Dad jean look.
I'm talking, Obama, Leonardo DiCaprio, and my actual father.
- Yup. - But, we have decided to holid-ify--
- Holiday-ize? - Yeah, go with the second one.
- To holiday-fi-ize. - Yeah, that.
Dad jeans. John, come on out.
♪(techno music)♪
(Link) Alright. Look at you.
Alright, introducing, Feliz Navi-Dad jeans
Get it?
- I do. I get it. - Kind of a pun.
Well, you look really good, John.
Thank you very much, Rhett.
(crew laughs)
You look like a farmer. Like a dad farmer.
Dad farmer. Something you guys might wear?
- As two fathers. - Yeah, all the time.
I would be very into those. And the fact that there's
some added girth to them really allows the electronic parts
- to not really constrict your blood flow. - Yes.
Is your blood flow constricted?
It's doing alright, it's actually pretty warm down here, so--
'Cause, if you want to be a father one day--
Yeah, this is great training.
No, that's not what he-- They can't get too warm, because then--
- Can't get too warm either. - Yeah.
Then the fertility goes down.
Yeah, I got to be careful on that.
Do you want to be a father one day?
I would love to be a father, and I think this is probably good training,
(John) 'cause I would totally wear these.
Well, you wear those to the mall one time, and it might happen real quick.
(all laugh)
Alright, so he is transformed from father to father Christmas.
Yes, and listen, if you live somewhere warm, you can
cut these off and turn them into Feliz Navi-Daddy jeans. (laughs)
(crew laughs)
Alright, thanks John. Go bale some hay,
or whatever it is you were doing right before this.
(John) You got it.
Okay, now, I don't want to force this next one, (makes clicking sound)
but this holiday season, everybody's got one thing on their mind,
- Star Wars. - That's right.
Rogue One is out, and you need something you can wear
to Christmas dinner, and then to the movies later that night.
Eddie, come on out and show us what you got. (laughs)
♪(techno music)♪
Ladies and gentleman, it's the Rogue One-sie.
(crew laughs weakly)
I feel like the internet's erupting, we just can't hear them right now.
Yeah, they are. The internet is erupting.
- You look great. - Thank you.
You've got an X-Wing fighter pilot ensemble,
- (Link) over a Santa onesie. - (Rhett) It's form fitting.
It's a little small.
No, that's the thing I like about it. Santa normally doesn't have
something that fits so snugly to his body.
Is this an officially licensed Star Wars product
- (Rhett) No. Definitely not. - (Link) Don't answer that.
Do not answer that question.
- Can you see us? - Little bit.
- (Link) Is everything yellow? - Little bit, yeah.
- Now, what are the straps-- - Don't drink the snow.
What are the straps down there? What is that--
- This? - To strap in, you know?
- Strap into what? - I don't think that's holding
anything down, Eddie. I like it, though.
Now, I do understand that there is a flap in the back.
Can you show us that? There's a butt flap.
Oh yeah. All onesies have a butt flap.
(Link) This one is particularly useful, because it carries the plans
(Link) for the Death Star. (laughs)
And, as you can see, the fold--
Show everyone the folding pattern. You can see exactly where those things were--
- Turn around here. - (Eddie) I can't see anything.
Well, now you've kind of taken it out, but it kind of settled
- right into your butt crack there. - (crew laughs)
In a very pleasant way, I'm not complaining about it.
(Link) Oh gosh. Pull the flap up.
- (Eddie) Okay. - Yeah.
This is not decent.
And also, as you can see, he's also wearing the Scarf-Vader,
(Rhett) which is a nice holiday addition.
(Link) Oh yeah, pull that up.
Look at that.
(Link) Let's hear it. What's it sound like?
- (makes breathing sounds) - (crew laughs)
You have to provide your own breathing sounds.
(makes breathing sounds) (coughs)
- (all laugh) - He's choking himself.
Be careful when you're making those Darth Vader breathing sounds.
You kind of look like Santa, if he were turned into a Mortal Kombat character.
Finish him.
(all laugh)
Alright, you're finished, Eddie. Thanks.
And, don't worry, we have not forgotten our Jewish friends.
That's right, there's a new trend in Hanuka fashion,
that we can't wait to show you. Mike, come on out.
♪(techno music)♪
There he is. strutting his stuff,
with the Meno-Rhianna sweater.
(Rhett) It's really a little bit more of a sweatshirt, that we printed
a Meno-Rhianna on.
(Link) Look at all those arms.
I like Rhianna with two arms, but I love Rhianna with eight arms.
- This is the only-- - Oh, boy!
This is the only sweatshirt that asks the question,
"What would Rhianna look like, if she was a menorah?"
(crew laughs)
That's a question I've had.
You know, it's weird, how many times in the wee hours
of the morning, I've asked myself that question, and now it's answered.
And I like the answer.
Good, you can stop calling me about it in the wee hours of the morning.
(Link) Are those really her arms? Those are some thick arms.
Hey, she work, work, work, works out.
(both laugh)
I tried to make some sort of joke in there.
- ♪ Work, work, work, work, work. ♪ - Works out.
Yeah, that's it.
Now, maybe Rhianna isn't your thing, but the Kardashians are.
- Jen, come on out. - ♪(techno music)♪
(Rhett) Uh huh. She is wearing the Candle-Jenner sweatshirt.
(Link) It is a menorah with candles made out of Kendall Jenner. Just to clarify.
Flesh colored wax, just to have a full effect, there.
Now, these come in a pair.
You buy one, you get the second one free.
You can wear it with your significant other, or just a friend.
(Link) RhettandLink.com/store. Be the hit of your Hanuka party.
Yeah, you can wear it to all eight.
Is there eight parties? There's eight parties, right?
Or is it just eight gifts? Or is it twelve gifts?
- I don't know. - We're showing our ignorance.
You guys have fun.
Okay, next up we have Lizzie.
- Come on out. - ♪(techno music)♪
Now, Lizzie, that just looks like a totally normal Christmas vest.
I mean, it's very Christmas-y, but I'm not sure what's new and trendy about it.
Yes, it looks and feels and acts just like an ordinary Christmas sweater vest,
but we've actually created something truly amazing.
You see, fashion is a pyramid. At the bottom, memory.
Above that, self-interest, and, at the top, comfort and breath-ability.
- ♪(soft music)♪ (voiceover) Remember.
What was that?
(voiceover) Do you remember?
Hold on a second.
That's not even a real vest.
Introducing, Vest-world.
The vest is a robot.
The freaking vest is a robot. Look, it's got like robot parts glued to it.
It doesn't look like anything to me.
(voiceover) These vest-iment delights have vest-iment ends.
Oh no, it's realizing it's not a vest.
And, finally, a headpiece for all you disaffected holiday youth.
- Here comes Chase. - ♪(techno music)♪
Okay, Chase is wearing, the Oculus Gift.
Yes, and he's in the process of using it right now.
(Link) Rhett, explain what's happening.
This is a V.R. experience that simulates you receiving a gift
from your family that you actually wanted.
Because that can be a problem.
And I think he's right in the middle of an experience right now.
Yes, I think he's opening a present.
- Oh! - He's very excited.
Woah! Yes! Yes!
What did you get, Chase?
It's the box set of One Tree Hill. Oh! Chad Michael Murray.
- Yeah, look at him. - I love One Tree Hill.
Do you even know we're here?
What? Yeah, you guys are, like, somewhere.
I don't think that's how V.R. works. There's nothing on his hands.
No, but the Oculus Gift is an upgrade. You can't see it.
- He has on some invisible haptic gloves. - Yes.
So he can feel. He feels the DVD.
- (Rhett) He can open up the DVD. - (Link) He can taste it.
(Rhett) He can take the DVD out. He can lick it.
(Rhett) It has a picture of Chad Michael Murray on the DVD.
- Oh my goodness. - That's what he's actually doing right now.
He's licking a two dimensional version of Chad Michael Murray,
- and he's enjoying every second of it. - Do that on your own time, Chase.
- Get out of here. Thank you. - Thank you, Chase.
And thank you for liking, commenting, and subscribing.
You know what time it is.
Hi, my name is Crystal, from Winnipeg, Manitoba,
and this is my wonderful Jazz class. And
(kids) it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality.
(kids) (warrior yell)
We've got some fashion for the season, including,
a Good Mythical Morning hoodie, with a hood.
And beanie. Boom.
- Stay warm out there, everybody. - Bam.
Click through to Good Mythical More. We're going to make some ornaments
out of origami.
- ♪(fanfare music)♪ - Gif. Gif of the day.
What is it?
It's a man-- Tongue, with a man's face eating a burger.
(makes disgusted sounds) I can't help but react every time it happens.
Well, that's just visceral.
That's how my tongue works.
Eugh!
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