- I mean, who's that kid at lunch who will
eat anything for a dollar?
That's the Gryffindor kid. (Tessa laughs)
(upbeat music)
- [Offscreen Voice] I'm Harry, Harry Potter.
- Wotcha scootch over for?
- All right.
Ready, Remus?
Hey, guys, Tessa here.
♪ And I'm here with ♪
♪ brizzyvoices ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
And we're going to be sorting your cats.
Our podcast, Fantastic Geeks and Where To Find Them,
we just did an episode where we sorted our own animals.
So, we sorted Remus here into his Hogwarts house.
And we sorted my cat, Miss Luna Lovecat,
into her Hogwarts house, and if you want that out,
we're not gonna tell you, you have to listen to the podcast.
It will be linked in the description, you can listen to on
Apple podcast, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.
If you haven't subscribed to it yet you really should.
- Yes. - You would love the content.
It's all the same type of stuff that we talk about on here,
but more in depth. - Yes.
- So, especially for you Ravenclaws, we gotchu.
But now we're going to be sorting the cats
that you guys gave us.
We asked on Facebook and Twitter for you to submit your cats
and oh my gosh, there were so many cats, you guys.
We can't get to all the cats.
So, we didn't get to your cat, I'm sorry.
Your cat is still valid and beautiful
and lovely. - Magical.
- The most magical.
Also, if we do not sort your house into
the correct house, we are sorry.
- We're sorry.
- [Tessa] We don't know your cat personally.
- [Brizzyvoices] We don't know your cat.
- [Tessa] You know your cat.
- [Brizzyvoices] You know your cat, we don't
know your cat, we're just guessing.
- If you're like, my cat's really a Gryffindor,
you would know, you get the final say.
(laughter) We are just going to be guessing from
the descriptions that you guys gave us.
I can't wait to see them.
- I know. - Oh, gosh.
I love cats so much.
Let's sort them.
First cat. - What, Chernikoff?
- Yes, she said, "This is Maisie, a social
and curious kitten who's growing up fast,
is a good girl who has learned to sit on command;
but is a pain in that she currently
loves climbing lampshades.
- What? - Yes.
I think little Maisie is a little Ravenclaw.
- She has to be.
- Ravenclaw! - Ravenclaw kitty!
- This is Natasha's cat, Cosmo.
He's very fluffy, old, and large.
He's the chillest cat you will ever meet, just wants
to love every person who visits him.
His breed is actually called a Ragdoll,
and he doesn't like exercise but rather
just being lazy and looking cute.
(laughter)
- There isn't a lazy house, you know?
- No, but looking cute?
- Yeah?
- I think that's pretty puff.
Being chill and looking cute.
- Being chill, looking cute, yeah.
- I think that's puff.
- But puffs are also so hardworking,
so it's tough. - That's true, that is true.
- Hardworking at looking cute. (Tessa laughs)
- Pufflefluff.
- Pafulfloof, Hufflepuff. (laughter)
Who is it? - Leia.
Little Leia, Megan's kitty.
Invasive of personal space in an affectionate way,
gets trapped in closet often, is major derp.
Lovely, lovely cat. - From what I know of Leia,
I would say puff or Gryffindor.
- I'm down with puff. (brizzyvoices laughs)
Look at that little face, so cute.
- Yeah, Hufflepuff.
- Cherry's cat, Charlie.
- His body is spun around backwards.
- Cats have no bones, they're liquid.
They just move and you're just like, where are your bones?
(laughter)
Charlie likes the summer, quite ignorant,
doesn't always care if you call his name, but very cuddly.
- Ooh, either Gryffindor or Slytherin.
- I'm kinda thinking Gryffindor.
- Yeah. - Also, she is a Gryffindor,
so she could have baby Gryff.
I sort Charlie into Gryffindor.
- Gryffindor!
Charlie Weasley.
- Oh, oh my goodness.
Who's that? - Oh, Tiff.
- It's Tiffany's cat.
Wade is semi-hairless, loves to sit on your shoulders,
has to be pet every moment of every day,
and when she sings this little song, he sings back.
This cat is everything to me.
Look at its ears, look at how glorious that cat is.
- I would think he's Slytherin.
He's got his preferences, where he wants to be,
what he wants to be happening.
- Okay, Slytherin.
- Slytherin.
- This is Leo.
He's extremely adventurous, friendly, independent,
doesn't much care for domestication, and rarely
comes home because he hates our new puppy.
He's also missing most of his tail because of
an accident when he was a kitten being too adventurous.
- Oh.
- The cat's name is Leo.
- (laughs) I mean...
- And look, it looks like a little lion.
- Yeah, I mean, he's even, like, ginger like all Weasleys.
- This is, like, the most Gryffindor cat ever.
Look at his tongue.
This is Jasper, and he hates other cats but he loves
humans and he talks to us all the time
even at 4 a.m. through the bedroom door.
He gets scared and anxious when we're not there,
but he'll defend the house at all costs.
- Oh.
- He's got a lot of personality.
- Yeah. - I think he's a Slytherin.
- Me too, yeah.
- I think Jasper's like a little Slytherin.
He might get scared, but he will be there for his family
and for the people that he loves.
Slytherin.
- Slytherin.
- Sev, a cat who is the sweetest,
most well-behaved angel anyone has ever seen.
- Oh, wow, what's the angel house?
- I think she's a puff just 'cause of her little puff.
- Yeah, yeah. - Puff bandana, too.
- And between puff and Ravenclaw.
I feel like Ravenclaws are also very well-behaved.
- That's true.
- But I'm gonna go with Hufflepuff.
- Sev, the puff.
- Wanna pet it. - Me too.
Lucy, she's sassy AF, but a sweetheart
once you get to know her.
She likes lounging on the back porch,
scratches behind her ears, and musical theater.
- Oh, girl, oh, girl.
- Who you thinking?
- I would say Slytherin with a touch of Ravenclaw.
- I think she's a little Slytherin, look at that face.
- Yeah.
- It's so fluffy I wanna die.
- Oh my god, look at that face.
- His name is Bunny, confusing.
(laughter)
- You should come over and meet my bunny.
- She's always jumping around and hyper,
this was a very rare moment.
She loves biting and scratching and
jumping on freshly baked pizza.
- What? (Tessa laughs)
- Little Bunny, why you going on the pizza?
- Little Bunny Foo Foo.
- Little Bunny Foo Foo hopping on the pizza.
- Oh, Gryffindor.
- I think Gryffindor too, only a Gryffindor
would jump on pizza. (brizzyvoices laughs)
You know?
This is Moose.
She loves cat treats, meows for you to pet her,
but then bites you if you do.
- Oh no.
- Her favorite hobby is knocking things off
tables and counters and running away.
She sleeps about 20 hours a day.
- Wow, this is like a cat stereotype.
I mean, I feel like the ultimate cat is Slytherin.
- I think so too, definitely.
Give me attention, no.
Just like the ultimate tease. - Yes.
- And that's like what a Slytherin is,
and that's what a cat is. (brizzyvoices laughs)
This is Ming.
He loves belly rubs and always wants to be the
center of attention and will meow at you loudly
until you give him some love.
- Gryffindor.
- Gryffindor!
This is Katniss.
- Katniss. - There were so many cats
that we got named Katniss.
Great name.
She is a very curious cat.
Within a week of having her, she learned how to open doors
and sneak into rooms and cupboards.
She makes funny noises when she wants food
or doesn't get her own way, and she
normally stays inside sleeping.
That sounds like a Ravenclaw.
'Cause I stay inside as much as I can.
- I see a touch of Slytherin in there, but--
- But that's just the cat.
- Yeah. (laughter)
That's just, it's feline, so, duh.
- I think that is a Ravenclaw cat.
Okay, next, Moseby.
- Moseby.
- Always ready to fight, but actually
really craves pets and attention.
Will eat anything: foam, cardboard, yarn, anything.
Ready to fight but actually really
craves pets and attention.
- I mean, I mean, who's that kid at lunch
who will eat anything for a dollar?
That's the Gryffindor kid. (Tessa laughs)
- These cats are so photogenic.
Look at this cat. - Look at this.
Look at this cat. - Look at his headshot.
This is like a professional cat.
Kay, this is Oliver Queen.
He thinks he's better than everyone else.
Hates being held and only wants to be loved on his terms.
- Oh, boy. (Tessa laughs)
- This Queen is a Slytherin. (brizzyvoices laughs)
Like, oh my gosh, look at this little Slytherin.
- Amber.
She is the queen of the house.
- Oh, the queen, look at her. - The queen.
- She is beautiful, look at her eyes.
I don't wanna, like, automatically go to Slytherin,
and I'm thinking maybe, like, Ravenclaw.
Like look at, yeah. - Like this regal.
- Just look in her eyes, like, she knows things.
Amber is a Ravenclaw.
This is Chicken. (laughter)
- Look at all these chickens.
- Look at this Chicken.
Okay, this Chicken always looks like he's grumpy,
but he's usually pretty happy.
He loves belly rubs, treats,
marshmallows, - Marshmallows?
- and hiding in the cabinets.
He walks on me every morning
when he thinks I should wake up.
He loves bird watching and chasing string.
I feel like this cat is, like, a Hufflepuff.
- Yeah.
- Like, he has a lot of hobbies.
- Yeah.
- He likes marshmallows, like a nice snacks.
Chicken is a puff. (laughter)
This is Flower.
- Flower. - She's bossy, very bossy.
She demands her food every evening.
She is the last word when we ask her something,
and if walk by her, she meows like she owns the place.
If we eat something she's had as a treat flavor, she meows
like a queen would until we give her some of our food.
- Oh my goodness.
- This cat owns the household.
I don't know if she's, like, a Gryffindor Hermione queen
or if she's more, like, a Slytherin queen.
But I feel like Slytherins aren't that bossy, though.
- Right, not as, like, loud about it, basically.
- Right.
- I kinda just wanna say Gryffindor.
- Okay, she can be Gryffindor.
- Merlin, he's a very great cat.
He loves cuddles and naps with only me, and he kills
a ton of animals and brings them to me and he enjoys food.
Just the fact that his name is Merlin,
I'm like, he's a Slytherin.
- Yeah, yeah.
- And then when you hear about it,
you're like, he's a Slytherin.
- Yeah, he's a Slytherin.
- He's such a Slytherin.
Cats are such Slytherins. (brizzyvoices laughs)
All cats are Slytherins.
Look at this cat.
So this cat is Malfoy.
- Appropriate.
- He's a spoiled brat, loves treats,
very skilled at sleeping, and always brings me mice.
And when it comes down to a fight, he hides behind me.
He is not that difficult to sort
because he lives up to his name. (laughter)
- Hufflepuff. (Tessa laughs)
- Look at this little Slytherin babe.
- I love him. - I love him so much.
Look at those paws in the air.
So this is Imas.
Look at him in the tree. - Wow.
- He's a young wizard cat waiting for the sorting ceremony.
- Wow. - He's smart,
learns quickly, and stupid
at the same time, especially on trees.
He loves cuddles, his reason to wake up,
acts sometimes like a princess, and found out recently
that hunting is so much better than
just playing with his cuddly rat.
Oh, and I forgot, he wants to befriend
all the cats of the neighborhood.
- Oh, wow.
- This is a hard cat to sort.
- He wants to be friends with all the cats
in the neighborhood. - He's brave, smart,
dumb, cuddly, nice, hunting. - Smart.
This is all of the houses.
I mean, Ravenclaw is good for, like, well rounded, sort of.
But I'm thinking, like, Gryffindor.
- Just 'cause he's up there.
- Yeah, and kind of like a Hermione Gryffindor.
Who, like, is smart, but then has some, like,
street smart issues. - Right.
- Like. - Okay.
- Are you a witch or not, like, come on. (Tessa laughs)
Like, how did you get up in that tree?
- Right, right, I can see that.
Gryffindor.
This is Shay.
She is very prissy, nervous, and regal.
She always makes it vocal if she wants to go outside,
if she needs more water, or if she needs food.
She refuses to be held or petted by anyone but my mom
unless we are downstairs in our basement.
- I was thinking either Ravenclaw or Slytherin.
I can see nervous and regal being (laughs) Ravenclaw things.
- I think so. - Prissy, nervous, and regal.
- Totally.
Oh, look at this cat.
This is Zeus.
He loves attention and is always purring.
He doesn't seem afraid of anything.
He doesn't mind it even if I vacuum him.
Whoa, cats are, like, so scared of vacuums.
He lets the kids pick on him, loves to be a bit daring,
he'll go out for walks with us and jumps up walls.
- Oh my god. - This cat
is such a Gryffindor.
- This cat is Godric Gryffindor reincarnated.
- He is.
Okay, this is Flint.
- Flint.
- Look at little Flint.
- So cute.
- Newer addition to the family,
but he's very sweet and loving.
He likes to figure out how things work
and he's very curious.
He loves playing with his toys and running around.
This is a little Ravenclaw Quidditch player.
- Little Ravenclaw Quidditch player.
- Can you imagine him on a little broom?
- Yes. - I love him.
- He's got a blue collar. - I know.
It's meant to be.
I love cats.
Well, that's all the cats we have time for today.
If you like this video, make sure to give it
a thumbs up and maybe we'll some more animals.
And again, make sure to check out our episode
this week on Fantastic Geeks and Where To Find Them.
We are sorting our personal animals
and we're just talking about cats and dogs
because we love our pets so much.
Check out brizzy's channel where we sort dogs.
- Yes, dogs.
- Dogs, dogs are great too.
- Bow wow wow, yipeeyo yipeeyay.
- [Tessa] Meow, okay, goodbye, where's the.
- [Dumbledore] But you know, happiness
can be found even in the darkest of times
when one only remembers to turn on the light.
- [Harry] Expecto patronum!