Ever dream of your one true love?
Like an extra large turkey sub?!
Oh yeah, this one’s good.
That’s because for people like Tina,
Food is life.
My sweet, sweet sandwich!
Oh, how I love you so!!
Aw, hang in there, kitty.
The big moment is finally here!
Huh?
Did I just try to eat Mr. Whiskerson?!
Just some typical foodie stuff.
Lips? Done!
You can never go wrong with ruby red.
Perfection!
Hey, want some of my chips?
These are my favorite too!
I didn’t ruin my lips, right?
No… But you look insane.
More?
Thanks!
Careful, careful…
Is that really necessary?
I can’t ruin this perfect pout!
Took me ten minutes to do!
Boys just don’t get it.
What’s up?
Fresh mango juice?
I bought the fancy kind too!
My mouth’s watering already!
Alrighty!! Here ya go!!
Do these look uneven to you?
How about now? It’s even worse!
What are you doing?
Are they even now?
Ugh.
Tina, wait!
Okay, there!
Well, fair is fair!
Better go wash these.
What just happened here?
Ready to order, ladies?
One burger,
and some fries!
Miss?
The salad looks good!
I’ll be back!
Your lunch, ladies!
Bon appetit!
And I was like, sure!
Um…
And I got this huge package,
And I’m like, what do I do with this?
Grrr…
I’m surprised she has time to eat between sentences.
No, not the burger.
Mind if I have a bite…?
It looks so juicy…
Oh, I don’t think so!!
MINE!!
Don’t you have a salad to eat?
Message received, geez.
Nobody messes with my food.
It’s Friday night, and that means it’s pizza night!
Ahh. Is there anything better in this world?
Oh yeah!!
Mmm!! So good!
Uh oh… Nothing like chomping sounds to wake a sleeping foodie!
Pizza smells?! Pizza?!
I’m getting close!
Huh?
BINGO!!
WOAH!!
I found it!! I’m so happy!!
Well, that was interesting.
Your fries, miss. Fresh outta the frier!
Oh, you read my mind!
Oh, just keep going.
Whatever you say, miss.
Did I say stop?
People and their ketchup.
One moment.
Hello?
Alrighty, you want ketchup?
Then you’re gonna get some ketchup.
Incoming!!
Oh yeah, that’s the stuff.
Bottles are empty.
Oh, miss? Enough ketchup?
I can’t even see my fries!
It’s… it’s….
Yes?
Absolute perfection!
Just a tad more?
Is she kidding? This girl’s ketchup crazy!
Hey, I like what I like!
I thought lunchtime would never get here!
This burger’s calling my name!!
Here we go!!
Hey! My burger!!!
Did that really just happen?!
Those dirty, rotten boys!!
They don’t care about anyone but themselves!
Ugh!
Just look at this disaster!
How clean do you think the floor is?
I don’t see too much dirt.
Hey, it still looks okay to me.
Let’s try this again, shall we?
There!
Is she eating that floor burger?!
Looks as good as new!
Finally! Mmm!!
Uck!!
Nothing comes between a girl and her burger.
What?
So gross!!
Whatever.
Hello my sweet, straight-out-of-the-fryer donut!!
Where’s my little sister?
She’s good and distracted.
Just me and you, sweet goodness.
Isn’t it beautiful?
Ahh…
What do you say to Ms. Rabbit?
You love her?!
Huh? Something smells good!
Oooh…
Is there any better smell?
Watcha eatin’?
You’re not gonna share?!
Please?! I’ll be good forever, I promise!!
NO.
Oh yea?
Too slow!!
Ugh, all your saliva’s on it!
Gross!!!!
Works every time!! Yum!!!
Behold, the perfect slice!
Almost finished!
On you go!
Oooh! We’re making sandwiches, huh?
Can’t forget the mayo.
Yes!
Now how much cheese do I want?
Knives just slow me down.
The bigger the better!!
No, the car was so cool!
We should take it for a drive!
Wait! NOOOO!!!!
Oooh!! In the milk?!
Gotta go!
Get back here!!
Stupid narrow glass!
NO!!! It’s gone forever!!
My one true love!!!
Stupid! Stupid!
What does life even mean?
Ugh! It’s just so tragic.
I forgot I had a whole bowlful!
You guys always cheer me up.
Ahhh.
Hey, Tina! In the mood for some chocolate?
One for each of us!
Milk chocolate’s my favorite!
Mmm!!
Something’s missing though.
Ta-da!!
Why eat it plain, when you have toppings like these?!
It’ll just take me a second here…
The fluff’s my favorite too.
Just look at this stuff!!
Goes on so smooth.
And who doesn’t love extra chocolate?
Now we’re talking.
Cocoa powder, anyone?
Don’t forget the sprinkles and chocolate syrup!!!
Sara, you have quite the sweet tooth!
As sweet as they come!
Ah!
Mmm!! So gooey!!!
Maybe I should leave you guys alone…
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