- Japan's got a new drink, and we gonna drank it.
- Let's talk about that.
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Good Mythical Morning.
- Now you may have heard the rumors,
whoa, don't get so close to me.
- I'm just thinking that when you're talking,
I'm gonna start looking at you more intently
- I don't like that idea. - Okay, whatever.
- You may have heard the rumors that Coca-Cola used to
have cocaine in it, that's not a rumor, that's a fact.
Luckily for us, and for you, we are not going
to recreate that original recipe today,
we're gonna do something different.
- Here's the deal, Coke has just come out with a new drink
exclusive to Japanese vending machines
with another drug in it, coffee.
It is called Coca-Cola Coffee Plus.
- Ooh, I like that.
- I guess the plus is the Coca-Cola, I mean,
it's Coca-Cola Coffee Plus, but it's just those two things.
- Coca-Cola Plus Coffee really would have
been a better name.
- Coca-Cola Coffee Plus is what they're calling this,
calling it, they didn't ask us.
But here's the thing, we can't travel to Tokyo
in order to get this. - What!
- To get some of this drink, so we're gonna carry on
the tradition that we established last Wednesday
that when a new fun food or drink item happens
somewhere on Earth that we can't buy,
well we're gonna make it so we can try it.
It's time for Stuff We Try That You Can't Buy:
Coca-Cola Coffee Plus.
- Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
We're not gonna just mix coffee and Coke together,
we want to get as accurate a representation
of what Coca-Cola Coffee Plus actually tastes like
so we can judge it for ourselves.
We're gonna get a little bit scientific,
put your thinking caps on and follow along, okay.
So we know that these things come in 190-milliliter cans,
which is about 6.4 ounces,
and we know that they're 42 calories.
We know that coffee doesn't have any calories in it,
so we gotta get to 42 calories worth of Coke,
which is four ounces, and then we gotta get all the way
to 6.4 ounces total, which means 2.4 ounces
of coffee concentrate, so--
- I feel I'm in ken la--, chem lab.
- Start with the concentrate over here--
- Or Ken lab, which I did attend a few times.
- Now here's what we're gonna do.
- This is a shiny scale.
- We are going to zero out the scale.
This is a fluid ounce scale, we're not measuring,
we are measuring volume, but we're doing it with this scale.
So I'm gonna, oh, it's already zeroed out at this.
- It's done it.
- And now I'm going to take,
so this is 2.4 ounces of cold-brew coffee,
coffee concentrate, and now I'm gonna add this
until I get to 6.4 total.
- If you get the ratios off, I mean, what are you drinking?
Just something some jerk poured.
And we can be jerks at times, but that's not happening
right now, so there you go,
you're gonna get the exact ratio.
- So when I get to four, 'cause it's zeroed out,
there we go, that is exactly what you would be getting
if you were getting a Coca-Cola Coffee Plus.
- Now I think if they're, they drink it right out of the can
but I'm assuming that can's cold and our Coke
wasn't that cold, so we gotta get the total experience here
with a little ice.
Look at you cute little ice.
- Okay, and mix it up with your little dealy-o there.
- I'm doing a vertical mix, which is how they do it
in Japan, they do just a--
- Never been there, I don't know.
- It's a vertical mixing technique that I learned--
- Haven't seen any mixing in Japan.
- I learned on my sabbatical.
- Oh, a spoon was just placed over there for next round.
Okay, here we go.
You know what Link, why don't you be first?
- Dink it.
- I'll drink after you.
(lip smacking)
Thoughts?
- It's great.
It's great.
- It's great. - It's so great.
- It is pretty good, man.
- Now, I mean I usually, I'll put cream in my coffee,
you don't drink coffee much anymore.
- No I don't. - But something about like,
- Oooh, it's nice. - The frothy head on that
that the Coke gives it
satisfies my need for cream, but there's no cream.
- We can't call it Coca-Cola Coffee Plus,
because we're not 100 percent sure that we got exact,
we did the best that we could,
we gotta come up with our own name for this.
So what are we gonna call this?
- Cokey?
- How 'bout Cofola?
- Cofola. - Cofola?
- Yeah, that sounds like you got--
- I like Cokey, that sounds, that would catch on.
- Cokefefe.
- Okay, but why stop at adding coffee to Coke,
we can do this with a lot of other soft drinks.
- Let's get ahead of Japan.
I'm tired of them being ahead of me.
- Let's move on to one of my favorite drinks, Dr. Pepper.
We got some more concentrate.
- Alright, we're gonna go with the same ratio.
- We zeroed out there.
- I know I'm not gonna like this one,
I don't even want to drink, I don't like Dr. Pepper.
Me and the Doctor don't get along.
Just the whole turn-and-cough thing.
- [Rhett] Oh gosh, and,
oh gosh.
- What'd you do, did you get, oh it's--
- I got a little excited.
- Got really frothy, boop.
- Oh gosh.
- Not gonna get a lot of ice in this one.
- And the spoon.
I'm gonna do the American technique,
I'm going to go in a circle.
- Alright, give it a drink.
I'm not even interested in tasting this one.
- You have to drink it.
You can't get out like that, you can't go out like that.
- What do you call it?
- Dr. Peppy.
- As much as I hate Dr. Pepper,
I like the coffee part, it's better.
It's interesting how the coffee is--
- That's better to me.
- It's not overwhelming.
- That is better, that's better than
the Coca-Cola Coffee Plus.
- Not to me, but it's pretty good.
Let's try Sprite.
- I was way ahead of you Link.
- Now we're gonna call this one, woah.
- Did you guys shake that up on purpose?
- We're gonna call this one Spresso,
and you're just gonna pour it in there.
- I'm trying not to get so much fizz.
- Oh yeah, there you go, bank it off the side,
a nice bank shot, that's how you made all those threes
in high school. - Yeah.
- Did you ever make bank-shot threes?
I know you always brag about holding the record,
but how many of 'em were bank shots?
- About 90 percent.
- What if they were, what if you were known as the guy
who held the record for threes
- They call me the banker. - Made using the bank shot.
- Banker's back in business.
- Does anybody do that?
There's gotta be like one NBA player from history.
- Look at that, it totally turned the Sprite brown.
I guess I could've guessed that was gonna happen.
- Yes, yes.
And what's next, you be pouring the next one.
- That doesn't work.
- Orange Crush, oh you wanna go to Red Bull?
- Let's make a Brown Bull.
- This tastes bad, this is not a good idea.
Coke and coffee, good idea though.
Again, those Coke engineers.
- You can ice it over there.
- Yeah, they got some good ideas.
- And I'll, give me that last coffee,
and I'll do one Orange Crush.
Make a Brown Crush, I'm just gonna keep adding brown to it.
- Mmmm, yeah Brown Bull!
It tastes no different.
Like the Red Bull is so overwhelming,
I can't taste the coffee.
So all I'm doing is adding more caffeine to a Red Bull,
which is not healthy probably.
- Let me try some of that.
- Oh you didn't try that one?
- Nope, I handed it to you,
- Try that one. - And that's the
Brown Rush, Brown Crush.
- I call this an Orange Rush.
- Orange Rush. - Orange Rush.
- Yeah, yeah, I just like bro--,
I want brown to be in all of it.
Can we put brown in all of it?
Oh that is awful.
That is real bad.
Dr. Pepper was my favorite,
Dr. Peppy was definitely my favorite.
Let me taste the Orange, Brown Crush and see what's up.
- Chase it down.
I didn't love the orange, it just tasted like
watered-down orange, so I don't recommend that one.
- No, that's not good.
The original creation is good, if you're in Japan,
I suggest paying whatever it is to
get it out of the vending machine.
And Dr. Pepper give us a call,
we know how to make a great drink.
- Get you a scale, try it at home.
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- Hi, my name's Carrie, and I'm studying abroad in Tokyo.
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