- Today, we are going to try to identify hockey players
and spell their names,
which is not gonna go well.
There're so many Hs, and Js, and Vs.
- I'm a terrible speller.
- It'll probably be a fail,
but we're gonna try.
- Every time one of us spells something wrong,
we're gonna get a little surprise.
Or so I have been told, it's probably not good.
Typically, you don't get rewarded for failure.
- That's cruel.
- Pour ice down my back?
- Lovely. That sounds fantastic.
- This is either Patrick Kane or Jonathan Toews,
I can never remember which one is which,
because they're like synonymous,
they're like best buddies.
- Looks like a friendly guy.
- Already not happy about this Black Hawks situation,
'cause fuck the Black Hawks.
- Did I get it?
It's my future last name, I better get it right.
I'm kidding.
No, no, no, that's really creepy, I would never...
- Is it Taows?
Survey says?
Aw, fuck.
Of course Toews is T-O-E-W-S.
Yeah, that looks more correct.
You know, both of these look like words.
- I'm rollin with this.
Tayves.
Damn it.
(cheers)
- Yeah, I guess I get iced now.
I'm actually kinda warm, so this
isn't gonna be the worst --
oh nope, it's the worst.
- Oh my god, really?
Okay.
- Oh, Ove.
Alexander Ovechkin, the bear himself.
- I'm gonna first spell it how I think it's spelled
and then I'm gonna change it to how
I think it is spelled wrong.
O.
- O.
Solid start, I feel like we're good there.
- Yes!
- I put an exclamation point there because
that's how I feel his playing style is.
- I'm gonna throw a J in here.
O-V-E-
J-
- This is what I'm rollin with.
Ovechkin.
Of course it's incorrect.
Why would it be correct?
- Ovechkin.
Aw, shit!
I thought I would have to hockey it up
a little bit.
- Warm it up for you a little bit.
- Thank you.
Still gonna be
Still gonna be ice though.
Really wouldn't mind getting one of these right
just so I could skip that.
(giggles)
- Every time, it's ice cold again.
Because it's ice.
- Oh my god!
He's my favorite.
Jaromir Jagr.
- Jaromir Jagr.
- Yes!
- Jaromir Jagr.
- Yes, he is a national hero in
the Czech Republic.
(sighs)
- Jarmeer Jager.
Was any part of it correct?
Just put that O in there so I just barely missed it.
No, see, I was so close.
- Ready?
- Yeah, I guess.
So unpleasant, every time.
I was like oh, it'll get better.
Nah, it's not.
- Go ahead.
Drop the ice.
That was more than last time.
- Gostisbehere.
- He's German.
No, no, no!
- This may be wrong.
This is probably most likely wrong.
Oh no!
- Let's pretend like this might be right
but it's not.
How far off am I?
- Shane Gostisbehere.
I know it's wrong already.
- It's incorrect.
(shivers)
- Oh, it went right down through the bott --
no, it's stuck in there.
- Oh my god.
(shivers)
- Well, we did it!
(rock music)
- This is both the spelling for a toe and
towing your car smashed into one word.