What's up, I'm Rob
You're watching man vs. din
That is right, you heard correctly,
Din.
It's the brand new show where you suggest
Pinterest foods and then I take the best ones and
make myself a three course din din
Ugh sh*t.. Somebody suggested this a while back
and I thought it was the stupidest f*cking thing I'd ever heard
Uh, but here we are
I mean it's not bad, I'm hungry so let's f*cking get started
Pin-o-meter? I mean uh.. din-o-meter?
This may be your most ridiculous spin off yet
what next, man vs sin?
Wow, that's a good one
Man vs. sin, fu*k
Well might as well have the first one be gluttony
Alright alright on tonight's menu
We have stuffed Doritos, a Pinterest classic
spaghetti hot dogs, been wanting to make these things for years
and to wrap it all up, Oreo f*cking churros
or as I like to call them, churreos
but before we get to the food I wanna make myself a little
pre-dinner drinky drink, you know, pinterest cocktails style
Now I saw this on Pinterest, the adult Capri Sun
However instead of using the-
(sh*t)
however instead of using the smaller bags
I'm gonna be using a larger bag
You just fill it up with some ice
Looks like they threw a couple lemons in there
then you just grab your vodka
Oh yeah
And now they made lemonade but I'm gonna mix some fruit punch over here
Just got my little Hawaiian punch squeeze bottle
Boom!
Just like that
Looks pretty good!
Heavy!
Then you just grab yourself a straw
Boom!
Wooo!
That is a drink
Wooo!
Yeah! You want some?
Here..
Good, right?
Alright, let's bring on the food
The first course, cheese stuffed Doritos
These look f*cking awesome and
They were actually suggested a ways back by Samii
So I went to the store and I got myself
a decent block of cheddar and proceeded to cut the cheese
(hehehe)
Hey! Cut it out!
We're all grown f*cking adults here
Alright so I took the cheese and I cut them
into half inch slices and then proceeded
to cut them into triangles
Boom! Perfect.
I battered them in some flour
then some egg and then proceeded to dip them into
some pulverized Nacho cheese Doritos
Oh wait..
What the f*ck?
Now upon reading the goddamn instructions
I gotta freeze them? for 3 hours?!
God dammit.
I guess you gotta freeze them so that they melt properly when you deep fry them?
I don't f*cking know..
Where's my drink?
Ugh.. yeah
Alright let's keep on moving along here
Up next
Spaghetti hot dogs!
This one is this all those Pinterest itself
I don't know who the f*ck came up with this
They're a goddamn culinary genius!
I got myself some sketti and some hot dogs
And started cutting them up
and now here's the big test
I took the spaghetti and i pushed it through the little hot dog bites
and they went in no f*cking problem
Who knew this was possible?
Oh yeah
Look at these f*cking things
These look badass!
I threw them into this pot of boiling water
uh.. and then i cooked them till they were uh..
You know.. till they were cooked
and there you f*cking have it!
Spaghetti f*cking hot dogs!
I put some pasta sauce on it
And I'm in business
oh yeah!
look at that
It's actually really f*cking cool
They're like little uh..
They look like little octopuses
Man vs f*cking din din
Here you can try it
Try it!
This is f*cking delicious!
I'm gonna open up a f*cking restaurant
That just serves these f*cking things all day
I'm gonna call it "Spaghetti Dogs"!
"Spadogs"!
"Hot doggy.." hehehe
oh.. hot doggidy
okay!
Let's keep on moving
where is that f*cking Capri Sun at?
There you are
For dessert i'm making Oreo churreos
That's not it
For dessert i'm making oreo churros
But i'm not just making any old churreros
I actually have a very extensive weird collection of every single Oreo flavour
to come out over the last couple years
It's gonna make for one epic Oreo challenge taste test
I will tell you THAT!
I accidentally bought 2 of the Cinnamon Bun flavour
So i'm gonna use this instead
I started by dissembling..
dissinsembling?
disassembling the Oreos
The cookies from the cream
and started grinding up the cookies into uh
almost a crumbly fine powder
Then I had to do a bunch of step to make a.. uh.. the dough?
Butter.. and eggs and all sorts of sh*t
Now my first attempt at this batter just turned out f*cking terrible
Probably cause i read the directions wrong..
like an asshole.
Ah.. however my second attempt turned out a little bit better i think
This sh*t is a f*cking mess tho
Jesus..
And then proceeded to put it in the refrigerator for a few minutes
uh.. the next step was to squeeze them out onto a greased pan
but this..
this was a fu*king nightmare
Holy sh*t
I don't think its suppose to be this fu*king hard
Fu*k you
Jesus..
ARGH
God dammit..!
fu*k..
I got a few turd-sized ones out
heated up some oil to 350F and then popped them in
huh? uh.. they kinda look more like giant peanuts
than they do churros
Eh, whatever
I rolled them in some Cinnamon and sugar
began to prepare my Oreo cream filling
I placed my bowl in the microwave for a couple minutes
*cough*
*Rob suffocating*
ugh.. too long..
Too long in there..
I think you only need about 30 seconds
I took it out, mixed it up and began to place it inside of another of the fancy tube
and then uh.. i actually took a straw and stuck it through my churreo
To make some room in the middle
and then i piped in the cream
uh.. and now that i am saying those words
'pipe in the cream' i realise how absolutely terrible it sounds
But.. check these fu*king things out!
These look goddamn delicious
Ahh! These are good!
Oh yeah
These are worth your fu*king time
right here.
F*ck it
I'm gonna take these Doritos out
And see if they're ready
I plopped them in..waited about i don't know?.. 30 seconds?
Something like that
And then f*cking took these little crispy motherf*ckers out!
Holy sh*t
Look at that!
oh yeah!
That is just so... drippy and terrible
We got more
Did you see that?
Wooo!
Workin' up a sweat in here
Well that concludes the first uhh.. ever Man vs Din
Uh.. let me know what you thought about the show!
Leave any of your future food suggestions in the comments below
Uh.. like up this video maybe you wanna see more?
Otherwise.. i think that's it, right?
I'll see you around here next time?
Wooo!