>>> PRESENTS. PRESENTS.
PRESENTS. >> OH MY GOSH.
LOOK AT ALL THESE GIFT BAGS. YOU GIRLS DID TOO MUCH.
>> WELL, IT'S OUR BEST FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY.
YOU KNOW WE WERE GOING TO GO ALL OUT.
>> YEAH, GET IN THERE, TRISH. >> OH MY GOSH, OKAY.
OH, IT'S ONE OF THOSE FUNNY LITTLE WOODEN SIGNS, LOOK.
DINNER CHOICE. ONE, TAKE IT.
TWO, WAIVE IT. >> THAT'S FROM ME.
I DON'T KNOW, I THOUGHT YOU COULD HANG IT NEXT TO YOUR LIFE
HAPPENS SIGN IN THE KITCHEN. >> I LOVE IT.
YOU GUYS KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE ART.
>> THAT IS SO DANG CUTE, SUE. WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT?
>> HOMESTUFF. >> HOMESTUFF RULES.
OPEN ANOTHER ONE. >> OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE HERE. >> IT'S ANOTHER SIGN, I'M SORRY.
I COPIED. >> OH MY GOSH, OKAY, OKAY.
WINE GETS BETTER WITH AGE. I GOT BETTER WITH WINE.
OKAY, YOU KNOW THAT'S TRUE OF ME, HUH, GIRLS?
>> WE DO. >> I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE THAT.
THERE'S ANOTHER SMALL ONE IN THE BAG.
>> OH, THERE IS? OKAY.
OH, OH MY GOSH, I HAD TO READ THIS ONE TWICE.
CAN YOU DRUNK HOW TELL I AM? YOU GIRLS ARE SO BAD.
>> THAT ONE'S MY FAVORITE. >> IT WAS EITHER THAT OR
"EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A RIESLING."
>> THAT'S FUNNY TOO. THAT'S A TOUGH CALL.
>> THIS ONE'S FROM ME. >> OH!
>> I THINK WE ALL HAD THE SAME IDEA.
>> OKAY. OKAY.
I LIKE YOU BETTER WHEN I'M F'd UP.
OKAY, AWW! >> THERE'S ANOTHER SMALL ONE IN
THE BAG. >> OH.
>> IT'S MY FAVORITE. >> OKAY.
HEY, BARKEEP, I WANT TO DIE TONIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ] LOOK -- THANK YOU.
>> YOU'RE GOING TO RUN OUT OF WALL SPACE SOON.
>> YEAH. >> HERE'S ONE MORE.
>> OH, OKAY, WOW. OH.
I DRINK TOO MUCH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> AWW! >> I CAME THIS CLOSE TO GETTING
THAT ONE. >> ME TOO!
>> OH MY GOD. THAT IS SO FUNNY.
>> THAT ONE'S MY FAVORITE. >> YEAH -- I DON'T SEE THE JOKE
IN THIS ONE, THOUGH. >> WELL, IT'S LIKE --
LOOK AT ME! I DRINK TOO MUCH!
>> YEAH. AND LOOK, THE WOMAN ON THE SIGN
LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU. CUTE.
>> I DON'T SEE THAT. >> SHE DOES, LOOK CLOSER!
>> I DID. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU KNOW -- >> OKAY, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
>> OH. >> AND IT'S MY FAVORITE.
>> OKAY. >> WELL, YOU HAVE SAID THAT
ABOUT ALL OF THEM, JANE. OKAY.
WELL, LOOK AT THIS. I DID DRY JANUARY.
I NEVER TOOK A BATH ALL JANUARY BECAUSE I WAS ALWAYS TOO
HAMMERED, AND I WAS WORRIED I WOULD SLIP UNDER THE SURFACE OF
THE WATER. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> AWW! >> OKAY, I DON'T THINK I WANT TO
DO ANY MORE PRESENTS. >> WHAT?
NO, DON'T BE EMBARRASSED, IT'S OKAY.
ENJOY THE ATTENTION. I MEAN -- WHAT'S THIS ONE?
>> OKAY. GOSH.
OKAY. I PUT WINE BOTTLES IN OTHER
PEOPLE'S RECYCLING BINS SO THE GARBAGE MAN WON'T KNOW HOW MUCH
I GO THROUGH IN A WEEK. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> AWW! >> THAT'S NOT AN AWW.
THESE ARE NOT NICE. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I THOUGHT YOU LOVED THESE. I THOUGHT THESE LITTLE SIGNS
WERE YOUR FAVORITE. >> YEAH, I MEAN, THEY ARE.
WHEN THEY'RE LIKE, "LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE."
NOT, "MY SPONSOR THINKS I'M IN BED."
>> I MEAN, I CAN EXCHANGE IT FOR EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A
RIESLING. >> I MEAN, THESE ARE ALL ABOUT
DRINKING. ARE YOU GIRLS TRYING TO TELL ME
SOMETHING? WE ALL DRINK WINE DURING
LOCKDOWN. WE'RE ALL JUST MOMS HAVING FUN,
AREN'T WE? >> WE JUST THOUGHT THEY WERE
CUTE. HERE, TRISH, THIS ONE'S NOT
ABOUT DRINKING. >> OKAY.
LET ME SEE. OH.
HOME, WHERE THE HO AND ME COME TOGETHER.
[ LAUGHTER ] OH, I GUESS -- I GUESS THAT
ONE'S OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> ANOTHER SMALL ONE. >> OKAY.
I AM SEXUALLY PROMISCUOUS AND MY HOUSE IS DIRTY.
[ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T UNDERSTAND THESE.
>> ANOTHER SMALL ONE. >> OKAY.
LET'S SEE. I'M OUTDOORSY.
I DRINK OUTSIDE. GREAT.
>> AND THEN THIS PART FLIPS DOWN.
>> OH, OKAY. I BRING A FEW BOTTLES OUTSIDE
AND DRINK UNDER THE TRAMPOLINE. I'M FINE AS LONG AS NO ONE GETS
ON THE TRAMPOLINE. [ LAUGHTER ]
BASICALLY I JUST SIT IN DIRT AND DRINK.
OKAY, I AM DONE WITH THE PARTY. THANK YOU.
>> OH, NO, TRISH. COME ON, WE DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT
YOUR FEELINGS. I GUESS WE SHOULD HAVE TALKED TO
EACH OTHER BEFORE WE BOUGHT ALL THESE.
>> WE JUST WANTED YOU TO HAVE A FUN DAY.
WE THOUGHT THEY WERE CUTE. >> WE GOT CARRIED AWAY.
>> THERE IS ONE MORE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO OPEN IT,
BUT -- >> OKAY, JUST LET ME SEE IT.
I LOVE THE NIGHTS I CAN'T REMEMBER WITH THE FRIENDS I
CAN'T FORGET. YEAH, I GUESS I CAN DRINK TO
THAT ONE, GIRLS. CHEERS!
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
>> AND IT FLIPS DOWN. >> ALSO, I AM CROSS FADED AS F,
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
>> I THINK THAT WAS MY FAVORITE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]