- TELL ME A TYPICAL DAY IN--
- IN GEORGE CLOONEY'S LIFE?
- YES, YES.
NO, LET'S START WITH YOUR LIFE. - OKAY.
- SO YOU HAVE--HOW MANY-- FIVE CHILDREN?
HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE?
- SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE FIVE. - YOU HAVE THREE.
YOU HAVE TWINS... - ONLY THREE.
I HAVE THREE, YES.
- TWINS AND THEN A CHILD ON ITS OWN.
[laughter]
HOW OLD ARE ALL OF THEM?
- THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME CONFUSION.
WELL, ACTUALLY, HENRY, OUR YOUNGEST, WHO IS SIX,
HE SAYS THAT HE AND HIS BROTHER AND SISTER, HAZEL AND FINN,
THAT THEY'RE THREE TWINS.
- MM-HMM, SO HE'S NOT SMART.
[laughter]
- IT'S NOT ABOUT INTELLECT.
IT'S ABOUT HEART.
- HE'S CHARMING.
- NO, HE FEELS THAT THEY ARE SO CLOSE
THAT THEY ARE ACTUALLY-- WHEN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT
THAT WE HAVE TWINS IN OUR FAMILY,
HE THINKS THAT THE THREE OF THEM ARE THE TWINS.
- YEAH.
- HE'S AN IDIOT.
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, NO.
- SEE?
OH, I SAY IT, AND EVERYONE TURNS AGAINST ME.
HE'S MY CHILD.
- HE'S YOUR CHILD. YOU SHOULD DEFEND HIM.
BUT I CAN...
NO, I THINK THAT'S-- 'CAUSE IT MUST BE--
IT MUST BE HARD FOR HIM TO HEAR EVERYBODY, LIKE,
TALK ABOUT TWINS AND GIVE THEM A LOT OF ATTENTION.
- BUT NOBODY REALLY SAYS "TWINS."
- MM-HMM.
UM...
[laughter]
SORRY, I JUST FELL ASLEEP FOR A SECOND--
- WHERE DID YOU GO?
[laughter]
[snores]
DO YOU EVER SCARE THEM?
DO YOU SCARE YOUR CHILDREN?
- ALL RIGHT, WELL, HERE'S THE THING.
AS MUCH AS I DO NOT LIKE TO BE SCARED,
HOW MANY MOMS HERE HAVE EVER SCARED YOUR CHILD,
AND THEY ARE SO EASILY SCARED,
AND THEN YOU GET THE FEVER FOR IT?
[laughter]
- SOMEONE HERE IS SAYING YES, SHE HAS SCARED HER CHILD.
- YEAH, RIGHT?
AND, I MEAN, JUST A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO--
AND I HAD TO STOP MYSELF, 'CAUSE I REALIZED THIS IS--
THERE'S SOMETHING DISTURBING OR, LIKE,
POTENTIALLY ABUSIVE AND LONG-LASTING.
BUT THE OTHER WEEK,
THERE WAS JUST SUCH A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY.
I WAS COMING DOWN THE STAIRS,
AND MY OLDEST SON WAS COMING DOWN THE HALL...
[laughs]
IT'S SO WRONG.
THIS PROVES ABSOLUTELY I DON'T GO OUT ENOUGH AT ALL,
BECAUSE WHEN HE CAME AROUND, I JUST JUMPED DOWN AND SAID,
"BOO," AND HE SPRUNG OUT
HIS LEGS AND HIS ARMS AND WENT UP
AND OBVIOUSLY SCARED THE BEJESUS OUT OF HIM.
- WAIT, SO HIS--
- I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.
- WELL, OF COURSE, THE WAY YOU DESCRIBE IT--
LIKE A CARTOON, LIKE, HIS LEGS AND--
- WHOO-WHOO. - YEAH.
THEN YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO DO THAT AGAIN.
WHY NOT?
- YOU HAVE TO STOP YOURSELF, THOUGH.
- YEAH, NO. - YOU HAVE TO STOP YOURSELF.
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE PARENT.
- YEAH, YEAH.
[laughter]
- BUT YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
OH, IT'S FUNNY.
WOW, I AM JUST WATERWORKS HERE.
- YEAH.
HOW MUCH DRINKING DO YOU DO ALONE?
[laughter]