*Whapoosh*
Erm... Top of the morning to you laddies... My name is Jacksepticeye
And welcome back to Paint the Town Red.
For some reason, erm... I have started in this man's embrace.
Hello, erm... You're very nice, you're very fashionable and you're very trendy with that eye patch.
But I'm gonna have to respectfully disagree.
Erm... I don't think I'm interested in you as much as you're interested in me.
So... I'm gonna just back up, and... I'M GONNA GO!
I'M GONNA GO! I'M GONNA GO! I'm gonna just leave.
Ima get out of here... FUCK You guys
Oh God... Ahh there's a lot of them
There's a lot of them and they want me doubloons!
They want me booty!
And I ain't talking about my ass
AHHH COME ON!
Fucking EHHHH BWUH
Oh God! I fucking broke his nose!
JESUS CHRIST! Okay, THIS is Blackbeard's Legacy
Err something like that.
I... Well the name of the level that is
EHHH... EHHH... YEA
Go away... OH NO! I have an itchy eye
It could be the end of life as we know it
Okay... Gotn' them, gotn' em, get it
OHHH
There's so many dudes who are on my side!
This is... THIS IS just like a fucking rock concert in here with all these snare drums
LEAVE MY FRIEND ALONE! BUDDY!
OHHH GOD, OKAY. Well I tried to save him, didn't...
Umm... Well you know what, its a good sacrifice
For the greater good! One for many!
Okay... do they all count as dead?
Good! Nice! Uhh HI! *laughs*
You stab a dude in the back of the head and he turns around and he's like "HEY!"
"That's not okay!"
Okay, you fuckin... heh...
He just turns around and is like
"HEY! I fuckin... I FUCKIN FELT THAT!"
"And I did not appreciate that sword to the back of the head!
Are you dead?
Wahh! Wooh!
But these guys are killing everybody!
Its no fun if I don't get to kill them!
*Pirate voice* I'll make ye walk the plank!
Yar matey!
*Normal voice* Get the fuck off my boat
Gimmie a weapon. Gimmie a weapon of some description, some sort. Something.
fuckin hell.. BOOPITY BOOP BOOM
Ah fuck I almost got killed
It's a pirates life fer me i tells ya!
come on.
fuck-OOOOOO'S
COME ON
This- *stutter* My guy is trying to fight and he only has one arm!
Fockin' What a BEAST
Don't let anything hold ya back
Don't let anythin stop ya!
Du- Duuude?
Lettem goooo
Well, pull'em back in an lettem go
Duuuude
Yeah! Fuck you!
Leave my friends alone!
*tink*
Can i move this, oh OHHOHA
This wheel is made out of a lot of frying pans!
Where'd he go??
He just vanished!
Ugh! *throws frying pan*
I didnt mean it, I DIDNT MEAN IT!
Am I ok?
I've a feelin im gonna get killed..
Cut his fuckin' arm!
*grits teeth* CUT HIT FUCKIN' ARM OFF!
YEAAAHHH
O- JESUS CHRIST!
Scared the crap outta me.
Ok, I need ta'
I need ta bring you guys out here, come on
come on.
oh fuck..
Oh fuck, one hit and im dead..
ONE HIT AND IM DEAD
Time to fuckin, spiderman outta this
WOOW~
Ok, I need to lead them aaaalll the way over here
thats not good..
..and then i need'ta knock them off the boat
im gonna have'ta do it
*heeeeeaaa- ugh*
Oh god-
right in his fockin' chiny chin chin
BOOOOOOVVVVEE-
ffffffffffffffffff
FUCK IT
I can d- I can do this all day
I can do this aaaalll day
fuckin, motherfucker, go dooowwwnnn
What'er ya made out of
Fuckin, Teflon resistant materials?
I have an idea..
I have an id- hehahaha- Bonk!
BONK
HAHAHA
My idea was ta kick him off
AH FUCK
SHIT- Ok, replay level
That's one that i can actually finish.
Well, mainly cause there's just a shit ton of dudes here
PEW!
AWWWH oh yea theres fuckin guns in here
That I could've just taken
And killed a lot of those guys with
Well, FUCK my ass, Johnny
Ok, -heeeaah pyah-
fuckin..
I STABBED MY OWN GUY! oh noo I didnt mean to
FUCK OFF!
Fuckin, Blackbeard
You had a sweet axe tho (key word had)
Leave my friend alone!
WHY DONT YA PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN- FUCK YOU
There ya go
Shit
My sword went away
My axe went away
There ya go! A dagger to the face!
Thats how I greet
pirates, apparently
uuhhhh fuck- CLEVER, YES
FUCK
Ya know what were gonna do?
Were gonna fuckin poke the bear right now
Were gonna agitate the beast!
And were gonna get a bunch of guys ever here
and were just gonna fuck em up.
just get ready for.. SHOCKWAVE!!
OH HI.. Hi.. How's it goin
Oh good ta see ya, Nice, thanks fer comin out.. ok. on we go
You leave my friend alone!
N'AAH SHIT!!
I kicked him off an not the bad one!
Ah no
FUCK OFF
*higher pitch* WHAAAAA- They're still here
and...
FUCK OFF!!
it didnt effect them!
didnt effect dem
No- OOOOWWAA- wat the fuck
didnt effect dem
there we go- BONK
BONK
fuck
fuuu- i scared man
bonk..
AWWWWW the bonks arent workin!
ok-wat- wat you guys got in here. Fuckin pistol YEEAAHH
DUAH
AAHHH
fuucckk
Whyyy
PONK
PEHH
fuckin
YES!
ok
Death is good!
Death to all pirate who fight gainst Jack
fuck off!
I really wish this mother- NOT YOU
Fine!
Did that kill you? I dont fuckin know
Really wish this motherfucker would die!
awh shit
good lord he's takin a poundin
Is this gonna work on you?
NNNNOPE
fer some fuckin reason.
NO DONT KILL ME DONT KILL ME DONT KILL ME, im so fuckin close to this
ya cant fuckin
take this away from me now!
ok, pick up this- PICK IT UP!!
i swear..
AHHHH fuck fuck fuck AAAHHHH- NO
YYEEAAH-
n'awwh shit
I cant kick them, i cant shockwave them, all i can do is throw..
pitiful little fuckin daggers at them all day.
GIMME ANOTHER ONE!!
y'eeeeee
Fuck you!
ok s'not workin s'not workin, need somethin bigger, need somethin better
ooooooaaarrr
yes!
cause now i can
bonk ya from a distance
b'yeh b'yeh
b'yeh
FAAACK
Oh yes, Katana
Oh Yeah!
Oh yeah!!
OOHHH
OHHHH YEAH THATS ALL IT TOOK
just the sharpest sword in the world then we're fine,is there actually an escape? There fuckin is
On we go to sail the seven seas together, forever, and always. Good LORD!
Ok, next level. That was a fun one! I like when it gives me..