WELL, I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW AT RALPH LAUREN TOMORROW.
Ross: OH...
CONGRATULATIONS.
OH, BOY, THAT GUY'S UNDERWEAR SUCKS.
WHAT?
I GOT THIS PAIR MARKED "XS."
THERE WAS NO ROOM FOR "EXCESS" ANYTHING IN THERE.
Rachel: I'LL BE THE COORDINATOR
OF THE WOMEN'S COLLECTION.
I'LL WORK RIGHT UNDER THE DIRECTOR.
IT'S THE PERFECT
JOB FOR ME.
WELL, IF YOU NAIL THE INTERVIEW, YOU'LL GET IT.
YOU WANT TO WORK ON YOUR INTERVIEW SKILLS?
OKAY. OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S START WITH THE HANDSHAKE.
HI. HI.
VERY GOOD HANDSHAKE.
GOOD WRIST ACTION.
LET ME TRY.
OKAY.
OH, MY GOD! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?
DID I SQUEEZE IT TOO HARD?
LET'S JUST SAY I'M GLAD I'M NOT CHANDLER.
SO WHAT HAPPENED?
OH, IT WAS HORRIBLE.
AND THE INTERVIEW PART WENT SO WELL.
I EVEN MADE HIM LAUGH.
HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT A BOAT
AND I WAS, LIKE, WELL
"YEAH, IF YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH LIFE JACKETS."
OH. TRUST ME. IT-IT WAS ACTUALLY...
IT WAS VERY FUNNY. ANYWAY, SO
WE WERE SAYING GOOD-BYE
AND, UH, OH...
WHAT HAPPENED?
ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE WERE SHAKING HANDS
AND HE KIND OF LEANED IN TOWARD ME...
YOU KNOW, MAYBE HE WAS GOING TO OPEN THE DOOR
BUT I TOTALLY MISREAD HIM
AND, I, UH...
YOU KISSED HIM?
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO.
WELL, YOU COULD'VE TRIED...
NOT KISSING HIM.
HEY, RACH, A GUY FROM RALPH LAUREN CALLED.
YOU GOT A SECOND INTERVIEW.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I GOT A SECOND INTERVIEW. YES.
I BET THAT KISS ISN'T LOOKING
LIKE SUCH A MISTAKE NOW, IS IT?
WAIT. YOU DON'T THINK
THAT'S WHY HE WANTS ME BACK?
YEAH.
NO?
COME ON IN.
IT'S REALLY NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
THANK YOU.
OH, RACHEL
UH...
WHAT?
JUST, UH...
EXCUSE ME?
YEAH, LET ME...
WAIT! WAIT!
ALL RIGHT. I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
LOOK, I AM SORRY
IF I HAVE GIVEN YOU THE WRONG IMPRESSION
BUT I AM NOT SOME HUSSY
WHO WILL JUST SLEEP AROUND TO GET AHEAD.
WELL...
EVEN THOUGH I KISSED YOU
THAT DOES NOT GIVE YOU
THE RIGHT TO DEMAND SEX FROM ME.
I DO NOT WANT THIS JOB THAT BAD.
GOOD DAY, SIR.
OKAY, NOW, I KNOW THAT I'VE ALREADY SAID COURAGE
BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU GOT TO HAVE COURAGE.
AND, UM...
AND FINALLY, WHEN I THOUGHT
YOU WERE MAKING SEXUAL ADVANCES IN THE WORKPLACE
I SAID NO AND I WAS NOT LITIGIOUS.
SO THERE YOU GO.
YOU GOT... YOU GOT COURAGE
YOU GOT INTEGRITY, YOU GOT COURAGE AGAIN
AND NOT LITIGIOUS.
LOOK, MISTER...
ZELNER.
ZELNER. I KNEW THAT.
OH, I KNEW THAT.
UH...
I REALLY, REALLY WANT THIS JOB.
AND I THINK...
I THINK I WOULD BE REALLY GOOD AT IT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YEAH?
I MAY REGRET THIS, BUT, UH...
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A SHOT.
OH, YOU ARE?
MM-HMM.
REALLY? YEAH.
OH, THANK YOU.
OH, GOD...
OH, WOULD IT BE COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE
IF I GAVE YOU A HUG?
YES. OKAY.
WELL, THEN, HOW ABOUT A HANDSHAKE?
AH, OH, GOD, I'M SORRY.
I, UH...
OH, GOD, I'M SORRY.
I DID NOT MEAN TO TOUCH THAT--
I MEAN YOU.
THERE. THERE, UM...
OKAY, SO, THANK YOU.
I'M GOING TO LEAVE.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU SO...
HEY, I'LL SEE YOU MONDAY.
OKAY.