-Peanut M&M's are really just a peanut
with a little M&M over it
versus an M&M made out of peanuts.
Yeah.
♪♪
[ Playing piano ]
-Welcome back to "Questionnaire of Life."
Today we have... -[ Playing piano ]
-...songwriter, musician,
singer extraordinaire Masego with us.
Let's get into this.
-[ Playing piano ]
-So, how's everything been over on your side?
-Straight, man. We're making songs.
I've been trying to garden, and I just joined a bike gang.
I got a jacket for myself. -Oh, sick. Okay.
-There we go.
-Oh, so you're, like, really, really,
like, on your "Mad Max" shit right now.
-Purchased like 30 Nerf guns,
which are, like, literally surrounded.
-Alright, shit. Well, let's get into this real quick, then.
"Invader Zim," "Jimmy Neutron," or "Rocket Power"?
-Ooh!
"Invader Zim" made me smile the most,
just the way they drew those characters.
Those two little, skinny niggas that would never let Zim get in.
-Like, the two hating-ass aliens or whatever?
-Yeah, because it was almost like the Fire Nation in "Avatar"
wouldn't let Zuko in.
It was the same kind of premise,
he trying to prove his honor.
Yeah, that's cool. That's a good one, yeah.
"Invader Zim."
-Would you rather get slapped by a fan,
headbutt by a fan, or spit on by a fan?
-I'll take like an arm slap, like a little love tap.
That's cool. -Okay.
-But if somebody spit on me,
like, I don't know about that one.
I love your shirt. I really do.
Meek Mill could start a little group of spit lovers.
-Yeah. You've been bit by a fan before, right?
How did this go down?
-I did a show in Seoul, Korea.
And then, after the show,
I just wanted to, like, be out in the crowd
listening to this deejay I liked.
This one woman, like, looks me in the eye, like,
"Yo, I'm about to bite you,"
and I was like, "Nah, you're not."
And then shortie come through with the teeth,
and next thing I know, it's, like, madness.
Five people, and behind, there's five security guards.
It's just crazy. It was like getting jumped.
[ Laughs ] That's what it was.
But like love-jumped. I respected it.
-Which one of these seven "Virginia" producers
would you like to work with one day --
-Pharrell. -Okay.
[ Both laugh ] Why immediately him?
-It's a cultural thing. We're both from Virginia.
I just want to hear the stories, honestly.
I think that's the wealth of knowledge.
Because I think, publicly,
he has to be, like, doing this a little bit.
But I want to hear, like, when he had the Rubik's Cube,
star-studded -- You know what I mean?
I want to just hear those stories.
-Have you ever had the chance to, like, talk to people
who've been in the business for a long time
and just kind of, like, soaked that knowledge
and that game in, like, "Yeah"?
-J. Cole has phenomenal stories.
I haven't talked to Jamie Foxx, though.
Like, that's the nigga. Like, that's the reason --
-Oh, that's a big one, man. -That's the reason...
-Most talented motherfucker that ever lived, man, shit.
-But he'd have stories, too. He's a comedian.
He's, like, just been around, he threw parties.
-Well, Jamie Foxx, if you're for some reason watching this,
Masego's right here, and he's got some shit to ask you about.
-Hey, man. He just joined YouTube, too.
So I'm sure he's looking for a collab.
-[ Chuckles ]
You're Mr. Trap House Jazz. -That is me.
-Which of these other genres has potential?
Trap house metal, trap house ska,
or trap house bluegrass?
-Probably bluegrass, because, like, I like...
I like guitars.
You remember this book? -Oh, shit, I remember that book.
-You know what I'm saying, I've been using this for inspiration.
-My girl -- like, we just got her nieces
a copy of "Stinky Cheese Man," if you remember that one.
-My guy. That's going to be a great kid.
-Which of these singers from the past
do you think would have made good trap house jazz artists?
Nat King Cole, Nina Simone, or Sammy Davis Jr.?
-Nat King Cole.
♪ The very thought of you ♪ That's my nigga.
Yeah, that's the guy right there.
Like, oh, that song "Jungle Boy."
♪ There was a da-da-da, da-da-da ♪
Yeah, he's so like -- If a woman brings him to they mom house
and he's like, "Do you mind if I pursue you?"
and she's like, "Nobody talks like that, nigga."
Like, he one of those...
-It's like, "Where'd you get a four-piece suit somewhere?"
Like, yeah, "What the fuck is going on here?"
♪♪
That's "Questionnaire of Life."
Yeah. Cool.
Bye.
♪♪
-[ Plays glockenspiel ]
I don't even know what it's called.
It's like "Avatar: The Last Airbender" --
Like, if he says anything to Katara,
you just hear this in the background.
It's like a...
[ Plays glockenspiel ]
Oh, man, you can't not smile when you hear that.
-What is that? -[ Plays glockenspiel ]
I don't even know what it's called.
It's like "Avatar: The Last Airbender" --
Like, if he says anything to Katara,
you just hear this in the background.
It's like a...
[ Plays glockenspiel ]
Oh, man, you can't not smile when you hear that.