That's right, I completely forgot, we flew an entire audience from New York.
>> [LAUGH] >> Welcome to Los Angeles, where we have
beautiful weather, beautiful celebrities, and terrible bagels, I'm sorry.
>> [LAUGH] >> Not gonna compete with you on that.
One thing I love about New Yorkers is that you're very, very fashion savvy.
>> [LAUGH] >> I go to New York, and
I always see people very, very well dressed walking around.
Sometimes there's a naked person on the subway, but-
>> [LAUGH]
>> For the most part, you're well dressed.
So today, I thought I would show you some new fashion trends that are out there,
just in case.
You probably already have them, but- >> [LAUGH]
>> Because you got your finger
on the pulse.
Okay, so I did some online shopping, and these are all real items that you can buy.
A lot of people are talking about these new jeans from Nordstrom.
They're called Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans.
>> [LAUGH] >> Have you seen,
they're covered in fake mud?
>> [LAUGH] >> If you want to trick your spouse into
thinking you were doing yard work.
>> [LAUGH] >> $425 they cost, so yep.
And, I wonder if people buy these, and they get upset if they get them dirty?
Like, ugh. >> [LAUGH]
>> Damn it, I got real mud on my fake mud.
>> [LAUGH] >> Then,
here's another style that they're selling.
These.
>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]
>> Yeah.
These are called, clear knee mom jeans.
>> [LAUGH] >> They put the no in Nordstrom, I think.
>> [LAUGH] >> The ad says,
a slick, plastic panels bare your knees for futuristic feel.
>> [LAUGH] >> Honestly,
that's not what I thought the future would feel like.
>> [LAUGH] >> Here's a shirt,
also, from Sandy Leeang.
This is the designer.
And, it's hard to see how pretty it is on there, but-
>> [LAUGH]
>> I guess, jeans have windows, and
shirts need curtains, so.
>> [LAUGH] >> This one has a little sleeve right here
in case you get chilly on that arm right there.
>> [LAUGH] >> You know how sometimes you turn shirts
into dust cloths?
This is the other way around.
>> [LAUGH] >> This was a dust cloth that somebody
decided to make a shirt.
>> [LAUGH] >> And finally, here's something.
This is from Urban Outfitters.
Here it is.
>> [LAUGH]
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> It's called,
Out From Under extreme crop tank top shrug.
>> [LAUGH] >> The name is bigger than the outfit.
>> [LAUGH] >> This really is what it looks like.
It's a tank top.
It comes halfway down to your chest.
I've seen necklaces cover more.
>> [LAUGH] >> It's a little hat for your bra.
>> [LAUGH] >> If this is what people think they want,
here I'm going to make it better.
I have an idea.
>> [SOUND] >> I think this is good idea anyway,
we'll see.
>> [LAUGH] >> Okay,
just-
>> [LAUGH]
>> [APPLAUSE] >> They're straps.