Glitchy Boi and SMG4 Intro
Mario is Netflix and Chilling. As you do.
(Super Korean)
DED
Luigi: Gotchy Gotchy!
Luigi: Goochy goochy!
Ohohahahaha! Lucky me!
Okay.
Ok!
Toadsworth: *gibberish* Oh no!
Heh.
Wooho! Heheheh! *more gibberish*
*gibberish*
*beeping*
Shroomy?
No! *gibberish*
No! Oh! Oh no!
Oh no!
*gibberish*
Mario: WILL YOU SHUT UP?! MAMAF***ER!
Hmmm?
Hmm?
*Mario laughs like an idiot at flopping seal video.*
*laughing*
Toadsworth: *gibberish*
Luigi: Oh yeah... (SMG4: Ha Ha! Luigi is gay!)
WAAAAA!!! Ohhhh... *gibberish*
WAAAAAH!
Toadsworth: Oh no!
Toadsworth: *gibberish*
No!
*dancing*
*RIP TV*
Mario: *grunt* Hey stinky!
Hey Stinky!
Toadsworth:GET OUTTA HERE
Toadsworth: GET OUT OF HERE!!
*laughing*
*sighs*
Luigi: NAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Toadsworth: *gibberish*
Mario: Mmmmm! *gibberish*
Mario: Mmmmm!
Luigi: *crying continues*
Luigi: *crying*
Toadsworth: No! *gibberish*
Toadsworth: No! Oh ho here!
Mario:NO!
Toadsworth: *gibberish*
(Then Toadsworth had no choice...)
NOOOO GOD!!!!!!
AAAAAAAH!
*jump*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luigi: OHHHHHOHOHOH!!!
*meanwhile at school...*
*...I guess*
Shy Guy: Gee! It sure is boring around-
Shy Guy: Gee, it sure is boring arou-
*ded*
La-la-la hmm-hmm-hmm.
*reverse*
*move ahead*
Bell: RING RING RING! RING RING RING!
Everybody is excited because school is over.
Kids: *cheering*
School sucks anyway. l:)
Luigi: Hmmmmmmmmmm...
Luigi: Hmmmmmm...
Goochy goochy! Ohohahaha!
Gotchy gotchy!
*Whoa, that's a lot of ugly toads...* (I Know Right?)
Nerd Toads: *retarded singing*
Luigi: WAAAAAAA!!! Mama mia...
Mario: Woah! Luigi! Luigi: Wa!
THAT'S RACIST!!!!
*gibberish*
No Problem!
Frankie: YaHoi!!
*Jump* YAHOOO!
*Crash!* Luigi: WAAAAAAH!
Mario: HA HA! Oh yeah! Let's-a go!
Luigi: Ooooh no... *gibberish*
It's quite simple Luigi...
...THERE ONLY ONE THING TO DO.
(Driving under influence of pasta)
(Please. Don't drive like this jackass.)
Luigi: MARIO!!!!!!
*gibberish*
Mario: *gibberish*
*crashing* Franku: OW!
*gibberish continues*
*still crashing* Frankie: OW!
Frankie: YEAH!
*CRASH!* OOOOWWW!
YEAH!
*CRASH!* (Lol Mario you suck at driving)
Mario: Oh yeah! *gibberish*
(ICCCCCCCCEEEEEE CRRRRRRRRRREEEEAAAAAAMMMM!)
Frankie: *gasp*
ICE CREAM!
Mario: *grunt* No! MAMAF**ER!
Frankie: *CRY F***ER CRY!*
Mario: Ohhhhhhhh... Frankie: OH! OH! OH YEAH!!
Mario: *gibberish*
Mario: *gibberish* *throws money at the seller*
Mario: *gibberish*
Mama mia...
Ice cream Seller: Look at my Dab!
Mario: MMMMMM!
(Wait where'd Frankie go...?)
(OH S***)
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....
Mario: Hey stinky! Come here fishy fishy! Here fishy fishy! Luigi: *crying* Gotchy gotchy! Mama mia...
Luigi: Oh no!
(Look over there)
Frankie: I want ice cream... Yeah, ice cream...
*Mario and Luigi screams*
*grunt* HEY! Come back here!
Little Toad: *gibberish*
Mario: MAMA OUHAHOO! WOWOW!
(That drift)
*KABOOM!*
HA HA!
Luigi: HOLY SHIT!
WAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
*panicking*
Ice cream seller: HELLO!!!
Mario: Hey! Oh ya mama mia *gibberish*
*jump*
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Ice cream seller: OOOOH! HOLY SHIT!
(Uh oh, the police!)
*BOOM!*
Frankie: THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!
*OH SHIT*
Cop: Aww HELL no...
Note* (It is only a toad's mentally retarded brain that allows Frankie to be happeh in preezon)
Mario: Mario wants to DIE.
Luigi: MARIO! Ohhhhhohoho! Ahahahaha!
Mario: Ohohohoho! *gibberish*
Luigi: AWAWAWAAWAWAWA!!! OH NO! *crying*
Mario: No problem! Lucky!
*gibberish*
(Black dude sing Mario Ringtone)
Frick. It's da Worthy One.
OH SH*T!
Toadsworth: *gibberish*
*on the phone* No! *gibberish*
Mario from another dimension: Looks like you are fucked!
Mario: *gibberish*
Luigi: Ohohahaha! Okay!
Mario: Wohohoh! Hey stinky!
(Prepare for blindness in) 3...
(Prepare for blindness in) 3...2...
(Prepare for blindness in) 3...2...1...
If you are reading this, you are not blind. (THEN WATCH MY NOT SCARY VIDEO WITH GARRETT WILLIAMSON)
Oh, yeah. (Dat's not attractive.)
Telefatty: What the frick am I looking at?
No... (He agrees with me :) )
Mario: Aw come on!
Po: Uh Oh! (Read the sign, Jackass!)
That is actually a fair bail minimum. Po: Tubby Custard!
Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhh...
How about *gibberish* and Rice Krispie?
(God Damn it...)
Luigi: Ohohahaha! *gibberish*
Toadsworth: *gibberish*
Luigi: *gibberish*
Ohohoh! Hahaha!
WAAAAAAATCHMOJO: HWO 2 MEK A TOD SKULPCHURE IN SEVN SEGONDS
dafaq?
Luigi: Oh yeah! Hahahaha...
Ohhhhhhh...
Uh.....
Toadsworth: *gibberish*
*DA DROP!*
WAAAAAAAAA!!!
*coughing*
*Toad impression* Ah!
Toadsworth: *gibberish*
Luigi: Mama mia...
Mario: *gibberish*
Officer: No.
Mario: *gibberish*
Officer: No.
Mario: Mmmmmmm!
*gibberish*
Yeah, ha ha ha!
*slap*
Officer: No.
Mario: *grunt* F*ck-a this!
Hmm?
Hehahu! Take-a this!
Some- BODY ONCE TOLD ME
Oh yes!
Oh, what you gonna do now, big boi?
You ain't gonna do, SHIIIIIII-
Augh wa wa wa wa wa! Ow! (Internally, CRAP!) Intercom: Please come again!
Officer Po: Uh Oh! (Fuck you MOTHERFUCKER!)
Mario: Oh, HELL NO!
(One Pissed off second later...)
*gibberish*
*more gibberish* Yahoo! Wahoo!
YEAH!!! *drill running*
Ha ha!
Hmm?
(Well Shit...)
(Ball SMASH!) (PINGAS!) Teletubby: Oooohh!
Mario: RUN BITCH! RUN!!!!
Mario: RUN BITCH! RUN!!!! Teletubby: My sack...D'=
(David Hayter stars in...)
(MARIO GEAR SOLID: THE TWIN BROS.)
Ugh! Hohohoho!
Ooooo...
I'm-a gonna get you!
Yahoo! Take-a that!
Officer: Dafuq?
Mario: MAMAF**ER!
*singing*
Hmm?
Ohohohoho! Woohohoho!
WAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Uh oh.
Hmmmm...
*lalalas*
(Flawless Disguise Mario.)
Moving on the ground, Moving on the ground.
*laughs*
Hoho, hello!
*singing*
Ohohohoho! Oh yeah!
Okie dokie! Hmmm...
Hey FRANKUU! You little shit!
Frankuu: Somebody kill me!
Merio: Yeeeeh.
Yippee! *gibberish*
*grunt* C'mon!
Owah! Yah! Wahoo!
Here we go-
*ded*
Yeeeeeh!
ROUGH!
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Open sesame!
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C'mooooooooooooooooon...
*gruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt*
(Sounds about right.)
Woah! I got it! I got it!
Yeah, ha ha ha!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Jackass: OW!
Frankie: Noice.
Ooooooh!
I did it!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Mario: Yahoooooooo...
Officer: My sack... My sweat sweat sack...
RED ALERT, MOTHERFUCKERS!
Mario: Ohhhh...
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
*panicking*
Awawawawa! LUIGI!!!
MAMA MIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Luigi: Ohhhhhhhhh...
Toadsworth: *gibberish*
Luigi: *Toad impression* Ah!
Waitress: *laughing*
Toadsworth: *gibberish*
Oh no!
Luigi: *shivering*
*Toad impression* Send nudes!
Toadsworth: *gibberish*
Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! WOAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Cops: STAHP RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!
Mario: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAMA!!!! *screaming*
Luigi: Mama mia... MARIO!
Ohhhhhh...
WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Mario: *on TV* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOH!!!
Toadsworth: No! Oh no! *gibberish*
Luigi: OHHHHHHHHHOHOHOH!!!!
Hoho!
Hohohoh! *gibberish*
Mario: *outside* AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAHAHAHAHAHOW!!!
Luigi: *panicking*
Luigi and Mario: *panicking*
Luigi: Oh yeah! *gibberish*
*shivering*
Mario: AHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!
MAMA MIAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
*panicking*
*jump*
ROUGH!
Ohhhhh...
Oh noooooooooo!
Ohhhhhhhhhhh... Mama mia...
Luigi: Wa!
Luigi: WAAAAAAAA!!! Mario: HOLY SHIT!
Luigi: Ohohahahaha! Mario: Ohohohohoho!
Mario: Hey Stinky! Here we gooooo!
Ha ha!
GUNZ!!!
Officer: Put your hands up in the air, buddy!
We gotcha surrounded!
Da sack drop!
Teletubby: THAT'S IT! We're calling the military!
BAD BOIS, BAD BOIS!
WHAT CHA GONNA DO?!
What cha gonna do when we come for you?
(We made it! Safe and sound!)
Toadsworth: Um. Hehe! Hehe!
*still gibberish*
*gibberish* *RIP Mario and Luigi*
*still gibberish*
(And then...)
Mario: NOOOOOOOOOO GOD!!! NO GOD PLEASE NO!!! Luigi: OH GOD NOOOOOOOO!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Toadsworth: Wat?
Thanks for watching! Captions by WilsonPerez3, Oks, Louie, KEIFLIN LOUIS and Travis Punnett! It was SUPER HILARIOUS because it was funny! Also go check the gaming channel of Hobo Bros! And watch some more SMG4!
(PINGAS!)