- Nobody believes the girl at the party, that just puked,
who's shouting, I'm not drunk.
(Kristin laughing)
Nobody believes you!
(light music)
- Hi!
No, no! (both laughing)
- Hello, everybody.
So, as you know, Kristin and I are both goofy people,
and we like Jenga, we love games,
and we thought it would be fun, based on Never Have I Ever,
and some other games we have played,
to play Jenga, on camera,
but we wanted to do it, with a twist!
- So, we are playing Truth or Dare Jenga!
- And you might be thinking, that's not a thing!
And that's because, you're correct.
This game is discontinued. (chuckles)
- Yeah, I actually,
I played this game, like 10 years ago,
and I tried to find it,
and it turns out, it's outta print,
so I had to way overpay for it!
- Yeah.
- This Jenga said, it's apparently precision wood-crafted.
- [Jen Voiceover] What the fuck does that mean?
- It's made of wood.
- Precision wood-crafted! (Kristin chuckling)
- Also, the people-- - What it says, on my Tinder!
(Kristin chuckling)
Basically, what this game is,
is red blocks have dares written on them,
black blocks have truths,
and the white blocks have fill-in-the-blank dares,
that we have added, for fun and texture.
- I wrote some truths on them.
- But, that's fine.
- Yeah, so we're gonna answer those truths.
And if they don't have anything on them,
then you're okay, for one turn!
- It's just a pass!
- Just a little pass.
- (yawns) God.
Well, I'm excited. - You gotta wake up!
- I know, slap me in the face.
- I know.
You wanted to be drunk, for this video.
- Yeah, but it's 9:30 in the morning.
- Should we play?
Alright, I'll get the blocks, that fell on the ground!
- Yeah.
How many fell, a lot?
- Like, a lot.
Like, five.
- Domo arigato, Mr. Kristin-boto.
- Thank you!
How do we do this?
- Wait, why would you stack, okay.
Here's my question, to you.
- What?
(quick drumroll)
- Oh.
Well, that was really easy.
(Kristin laughing)
Jenga time!
It's already really wobbly.
What the F?
- Yeah, come on, Jenga!
- You go first.
You can do the honors. - Alright.
I'm gonna go first?
- You go first. - I came up with this.
- Alright, fine.
I will go first, dude!
"Describe your worst moment, at a party."
When I was a freshman, in college,
there was a particularly strong flu, going around that year,
and it was like, one of those,
that just really knocked people out, made them sick.
So, we get to this party, and all of a sudden,
I have not consumed any alcohol, but I feel really drunk.
So, I kinda just like wobble my way, into this bedroom.
Usually, the host bedroom is a part of the party.
It's reserved, for friends.
Like, the rest of the people-- - It's the coolest part
of the party. - Yeah!
The coolest part of the party!
And I just make my way in there,
and just plant myself, in the middle of their circle,
and they all think I'm really drunk.
And I'm like, no, no, no, no!
I haven't had anything to drink!
(imitates vomiting) And then I throw up, all over the floor!
Like, on the girl's rug, and a little bit on her bed!
That was definitely my worst moment, at the party.
- Okay, you gotta put the block on.
- Where?
- On top.
- Oh, I forgot!
I guess we could. - 'Cause we're playing Jenga,
silly! - Alright, I guess
I don't know how to play this game.
- "What is your greatest fear?"
Oh, man!
I mean, here's the thing, I don't have a greatest fear!
I have like-- - You have the greatest hits.
- (laughs) I have the greatest hits!
I have an album full of fears!
I'm afraid of flying, I'm afraid of snakes,
I'm afraid of ruining my life, accidentally.
I'm also afraid, I'll die of mysterious illnesses.
I'm afraid of most things, all the time.
- What happens, if we lose?
Are there stakes?
- Yes.
The loser dies. (record scratching)
- Oh, dope. (Kristin laughing)
In 75 years, though!
Alright, I'm gonna go for this one.
It's my turn.
"Do an impression of a belly dancer."
No. (Kristin laughing)
I'm not gonna do that.
Alright, here's my impression.
Oh, whoa!
Oh, man!
Just for context, alright,
before YouTube starts yelling at me,
for not playing the game,
I'm not gonna do any dare,
that requires me to show a body part.
- I think that's fair. - Yeah.
- Yeah, it's a shirted belly dancer!
- Yeah.
We're not ready yet.
- No. - Ooh, that was--
- That one does-- - That one wants to go
shit nowhere!
- Okay.
Alright.
Oh, this is the one I wrote!
"What is your fave video, that you've ever done?"
What's my favorite video, that I've ever done?
I don't even know.
- You like Shear Clothes, right?
- I do like Shear Clothes! - Yeah.
- Thank you, for reminding me.
- I feel like we had this conversation, like a week ago.
- We did. (laughs) - Yeah.
- I like Shear Clothes a lot,
because it was, honestly, it was super easy to make,
and it did really well.
- It was, basically, like a video that was centered on you,
and required your work ethic, and your personality,
and then it paid off.
- Aw! - And that's very satisfying.
- One of the blocks is not cut correctly.
- So, it's bigger than the other blocks,
and it's making this half of our tower unworkable.
So, we're gonna get...
- We're gonna get rid of it.
- Oh, this is a fun question!
"Which player flirts the most?"
You might think, that it's me, right?
You might think that.
Also...
You might think, that it's Kristin.
- (chuckles) Why would you think it's Kristin?
- It's Kristin, because Kristin fuckin' loves to flirt.
But, here's the problem, so do I!
We are flirty motherfuckers!
I have been told, by past partners.
I don't even know I was flirty,
and past partners have told me,
that you are very flirty.
And I'm just like, I'm just very cute, and I can't help it.
- I feel the same way.
- Yeah, duh! (Kristin laughing)
Look at these fucking faces, alright?
It's not our fault we're goddamn adorable,
and everybody wants us to smile at them,
and say a little joke!
- Wait, you didn't answer the question, though.
- Who flirts the most?
I think it's pretty equal.
- Yeah, I-- - I honestly don't know,
if I flirt more than Kristin,
or if Kristin flirts more than me.
But, we both flirt a shit ton.
This is actually pretty fun! (Kristin laughing)
- I told you, it's a fun game!
- I hope I don't get dared, to kiss!
(Kristin laughing)
I won't do that!
That was me, also, at every sleepover I went to,
where we played this game as a child!
- Really?
- I was like, God, I hope no one dares me, to make out!
Kristin's pulling out a red block, which is a dare?
- Uh-huh.
"Stand up and sing a song!
♪ My name is Kristin ♪
♪ And I'm playing Jenga ♪
♪ Jenga starts with Jen ♪
♪ And that's who's sittin' next to me ♪
(light music)
People ask me that, why I sing so much, in videos,
and it's because, we don't have the rights to any songs,
except for the ones that I write!
- In your head.
- (chuckles) In my head, on the spot!
- Yeah.
"Remove an item of clothing."
- Jen's takin' off a shoe.
- This is gross. (Kristin laughing)
Alright.
- Wait, you didn't have to take off a sock!
- Oh, does shoe count?
- Yeah!
A shoe is an item of clothing!
- Okay, I'm putting my sock back on.
You guys are animals!
♪ It's my turn ♪
"What's the most embarrassing thing you've had to buy?"
A really hot dude had to buy me a Modium once.
- It's even better, that it's a hot guy.
You're like, I don't care that you're hot.
Buy me some shit medicine. (Kristin laughing)
If I ever have something weird,
or a maybe slightly embarrassing errand,
I want a hot person to do it for me.
- Really?
- If I can't be the hot person doing it for me,
then I'm gonna get another hot person to do it for me.
Kristin, can you please buy me some suppositories?
- Ooh, you did it!
- "Which famous personality do you have a crush on?"
One of my earliest crushes,
that didn't make me realize I was gay,
'cause I already knew it,
but helped me be like, well fuck, if I don't come out,
I'll never gonna be with this person...
(Kristin laughing)
As if that was the only thing holding me back!
I have always had a huge crush, on Norah Jones,
just like always. - Oh!
- Since I was little!
She also is a mom.
I think she might be in a relationship,
So, good for her!
I'm really happy she's happy.
But also, I love you. (chuckles)
- She's the one, that got away.
- Yeah!
- "What's the most daring thing you've ever done?"
Honestly, the most badass thing I've ever done, is...
- Move to LA?
- I would say, either move to LA, or when I moved to London.
In the middle of college, I was just like, nope,
and I kinda just ran away from home,
and went to school in London,
and finished my bachelor's there.
I have a tendency, to just kinda set fire,
to the last thing I've done,
and be like, alright, new thing now!
But, I do have a tendency, to have two drinks,
and be like, I can punch above my weight class,
flirting-wise. (Jen chuckling)
I do that, a lot.
- Same.
We're pretty boring.
- Oh. (laughs)
- "Mime three things you do, before you go to sleep."
- What's that?
- Wash my face. - Okay! (laughs)
Touch your eyes?
- Apply eye cream.
- Oh, oh yeah!
I told you to do that!
- Yeah.
And then...
- Brush your teeth! (chuckles)
Does that have anything on it?
Nope!
Alright, your turn!
- That was a blank one?
- That's a blank one! - Kristin had a blank one.
- I got a blank one!
- This is another empty block, so--
- Alright!
Well then, we both got a free pass!
- We got a free pass, great!
- "Describe my first kiss!"
I don't know why I shouted it. (laughs)
- [Jen] Describe it!
We'll both do this one,
'cause Kristin thinks it'll be fun, and so do I.
(Kristin laughing) - I was at the mall,
at the Mervyn's, with my very first boyfriend,
who definitely dumped me, like a week later,
because he was gay.
We definitely kissed at the mall,
and I was so excited, 'cause I've never had a hot boyfriend,
or a boyfriend, and this one was hot!
There's something really uncomplicated,
about being like, I have a hot boyfriend!
Finally!
- And like, you're 14, and you don't pay bills,
and you're just like, yeah! - Yeah!
I got a hot bathing suit, I'm on the swim team!
I'm super cool, my boyfriend's hot,
and definitely into me!
For two weeks, I had that delusion!
- So, my first kiss ever, was with a boy.
I remember, also, this is something very fun,
I remember about that day,
is that my friend, who is straight,
was the only one who was like,
"I don't care, I'll kiss a girl,"
and I was like, I am 100% not gonna kiss a girl!
If I land on a girl, I'm spinning again!
Yeah, so it landed on a boy, on one of my friends,
and we just did...
But, at that point, they were like,
"No, no, no!
"No pecking!
"You have to do lip-into-lip!"
These are my lips, and these are his lips,
and we did one of these.
Like, a real kiss, but no one really moves,
so it's just put it in there, pull it back out.
When you kiss somebody, that you're not into,
it's like, even if it's not a bad kiss,
it's just kinda like, oh it happened.
- Alright, your turn!
- Oh, my turn again, that's right, yeah.
(drumroll)
(Kristin laughing) (somber brass music)
Okay!
- Okay, I think-- - It's over.
"What is the worst thing your parents ever saw you do?"
I mean, I'm sure they've seen me shit myself, for sure!
- Well, obviously, you were a baby at one point!
- Well, I guess the worst thing my parents ever saw me do,
was my dad once saw me scrape the side of the house,
with the car, and I keep going!
- Wait, so you hit and run your own house?
- Yeah!
I was like, it's just a little bit of plaster.
I don't give a shit! (chuckles)
- Did you get called on it, later?
- My dad was like, "What happened?"
I was like, I don't know.
And he's like...
"Okay, I'm gonna go watch The Sopranos."
(Kristin laughing) He didn't really care!
- Okay! - Alright!
Well, I lost!
And so, that means, I will die, in 75 years.
- Okay, cool.
Good video! (laughs)
- Good video!
- Whee! (laughs)
I cannot rub noses, with Jen.
Although, honestly,
we're gonna watch the next version of this,
with Devin and Chantel.
- [Jen] And they'll totally do it.
- [Kristin] They're gonna fucking rub,
they're gonna literally do all of these! (laughs)
- [Jen] They're much more comfortable!
- [Kristin] Yeah! (laughs)
- [Jen] With crossing boundaries, than we are!
- [Kristin] Yeah!
(whimsical music)