take two turfs as needed apply to
sensitive
area who wrote this
i can't do this
oh come on carla give me one good reason
why you won't go out with me
well you're a surgeon so you got the god
complex the cockiness the whole married
to the job thing
you're cute but you're very very aware
of it you have no idea what i'm like so
all your feelings for me are coming from
down there but most of all i'm looking
for the real thing
and you're nothing but a little boy
who's not used to being told no
so there's a bunch of reasons pick your
favorite
doctor i'd go with the god complex
but it's hard to choose you know they're
all so good
i'm telling you kelso didn't even ask
you she gave you full credit i don't
care
too little too late plus i know why
you're really here
so i'm gonna park myself right here in
the vip section
so you can give me what you got i was
gonna tell you
how i busted jd's chops the other day
for one to be friends with the girl
and now i find it so amazing to see how
strong you are
how well you carry yourself how i'd give
anything just to wake up in the morning
and watch you read the paper
but instead i think you should hop off
your broom for a second trying to
remember what it was like when you first
started here
and give elliott a break because she may
be a chore
but she is a good person
your ass is especially fine today
pick me up tomorrow at seven
he's not the only one can do a speech i
could do a speech
i'm borrowing a sweatshirt
excuse me what did we agree you would do
whenever i left a room
oh i'm sorry baby that's better
my man turk is getting a daily nightly
and ever so rightly
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once every 4.2 seconds a man says
something stupid that a woman hears and
punishes him for
luckily this wasn't one of those times
what did you just say what up
dog why would you think that turk and i
slept together
because i'm a nurse because i'm latina
not just because you guys been dating
for a while
do latino women put out more because
that's not something i've ever heard
turk told me no i didn't no i swear look
he he assumed
uh-huh and did you correct him well you
know i've been really busy at the
hospital lately
is that how you see this relationship as
some mad dash to the finish line
because i'll take you into that bedroom
right now and i promise you
you will be walking sideways for the
rest of your life because i will have
used all your up and down
now is that what you want no
good because what i want is for this to
be a real relationship
i want us to know each other better than
we know ourselves
wow that's right wow so if you really
want me
daily and nightly and ever so rightly
that sounds like something you say
show me that you know me
hey carla carla
wait where are you going
i'm gonna go crash at my place tonight
like you said you want to know what's
wrong
that's what's wrong i'm gonna go here
out of my house like you said
god you're so sexy right now i've been
doing a lot of thinking and
you know past that whole new exciting
relationship phase
all that's left is us baby i got to tell
you you drive me crazy
all right you take my french fries you
you boss me around in front of my
friends
you said strong women turn you on forget
about it look we all know what you're
gonna do so why not be a man and do it
so i can go home
okay
i love you you annoy me more than i ever
thought possible
but i want to spend every irritating
minute with you
me too yeah
i love you
hey i don't get it though why are you
doing this to me all i wanted to do was
have sex with a
foxy nurse and now i'm in love
sweetie it happens
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scalpel scalpel what scalpel please
here you go baby sorry doctor baby
shall we proceed dr baby
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so um we've known each other for like a
year and a half right turk
that's my way i know just give me a
second just give me a second okay i've
been thinking a lot lately
i'm talking here turk i'm i'm gonna miss
my flight i gotta go honey i'm sorry
will you marry me what did you say
i think i said will you marry me
talk whoa i got a ring
um i don't have it on me but uh
it's in a safe place i can't believe
this
i i've imagined you saying this to me
like a thousand times
i just never imagined that when you
actually ask all i would say is
i need to think
cool uh yeah
that's that's that's that's what i was
hoping to hear
i love you i really do
love you too i'll be back in a few days
i'll wait you want to grab a cup of
coffee
i don't know uh
i'll let you talk to it before you drink
it
okay you can get one cup of coffee one
cup one cup
sure hold on one second let me just
answer this real quick
yellow ask me again
uh sorry but i gotta go
she woke from her dream
her head was on fire well was he
so nervous
[Music]
someday somebody's gonna ask you
a question that you should say yes to
once in your life maybe
tonight i've got a question
to you
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i got a question to you
from the moment i woke up this morning i
have been freaking out about getting
married
luckily carl is being cool okay this is
your last chance to uninvite that
you went out with in high school
she's married to my brother isn't that
convenient
thank god she thinks that hot chick tina
i invited is my cousin
well guess what there's no blood there
baby oh
and by the way don't think for a second
that your cousin tina's gonna be sitting
at our table
oh my god she's in my head it's okay use
it to your advantage
make me a grilled cheese sandwich woman
make it yourself
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nothing me love
eight days a
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i can week girl love you
all the time hold me
love me
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[Applause]
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maybe i got diabetes oh no turk really
carla i call this turks diabetes box
here is a recipe for sugar free brownies
okay here's a bunch of articles i
downloaded off at the end
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thank you what are you up to baby
i've been using all my down time to
study medicine so i could prove to dr
cox i'm not just another dumb surgeon
but every time i crack open these books
my brain says who cares about this crap
then i wonder if we have any frozen
sugar-free fruit juice pops at home
i'm gonna help you study tonight and for
every right answer that you get
i'm gonna give you a bite of a frozen
fruit juice pop or
if you prefer i can remove an item of
clothing
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okay a major indicator of hypokalemia
is a potassium level under 3.5 right
and here comes your reward
yeah come to daddy
say baby what happened to your shirt oh
izzy spit up on me earlier
well how come you ain't put a new one on
and you lied to me
no uh-uh no you never asked me if i
dated dr cox you can ask me anything i
would never lie to you
do you sometimes wish i had hair yes
this is a nightmare i'm standing here
living in a nightmare okay maybe i'm
guilty of a liar of omission because
you're a lie omitter
i know this may be asking too much but
could you please try and keep it
together until we can get home and talk
about it
fine thank you carl i like your hair
that way
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what's going on they're about to start
charcoalton if you are trying to get the
same five million dollar
settlement that damn hook-handed
security guard got you're out of luck
stud
because i put a release button right
here on top
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well what are you waiting for something
get in there
how you doing beautiful turk you're here
i'm so hot don't sweat it
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it can fill you with joy ladies and
gentlemen
i would like to introduce you to
isabella turk
i'm a daddy
[Applause]
it can even give your heart the answer
you thought you'd never find
women aren't funny your wife must have a
sense of humor
she's seen you naked oh
don't my cue come back do i call you or
do i just commit a crime
probably committing a crime would get me
to you quicker this is me
my most inviting thank you and good
night