Patrick Star isn't always know to be the brightest star in Bikini Bottom.
Hey pal, you just blow in from Stupid Town?
But sometimes he has his genius moments.
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
Here are five times Patrick Star
- was secretly a genius. - Patrick, you're a genius!
- Number one, selling chocolate. - Did you say chocolate?
Yes, sir, with our without nuts.
It was Patrick's idea to sell chocolate bars
- in the first place. - Patrick, without thinking,
if you could have anything in the world right now what would it be?
Uh... more time for thinking.
No, something real, an item, something you would pay for.
A chocolate bar?
That's a great idea, Pat.
We'll be traveling chocolate bar salesmen.
And while selling chocolate bars had
- a little bit of a rough start... - Chocolate?
Chocolate!
In the end, it was a super successful way for
for SpongeBob and Patrick to become entrepreneurs.
Are we living the fancy life yet, SpongeBob?
Not yet, pal. First we gotta spend all the money.
Number two: Squidtastic Voyage.
Ooh...
SpongeBob and Patrick reporting for guard duty.
[laughing]
When SpongeBob and Patrick end up going on a journey through Squidward's body,
- they end up running out of gas. - Mayday! Mayday!
We're sinking and Patrick won't stop screaming!
Patrick then comes up with the idea that giving Squidward soda
will cause gas bubbles.
- Which would refuel the submarine. - Flatual gas?
Like this.
[burping]
Stop burping inside me! That's disgusting!
Wait a minute, Squidward.
- They might be onto something. - What?
If you can make a big enough burp...
We could filter the CO2 through our balace tanks,
refire the engines and ride the shockwave out of here.
Wow.
- He's right. - What?
We're going through with your plan, Patrick.
- Yay! - What plan?
- Number three: the secret box. - You never told me about your
secret box.
Hey, hands off, Peepin' Bob.
This here's my secret box.
Besides, if I showed you what was inside,
it wouldn't be a secret anymore, duh.
One of the more genius things Patrick has done over the years
is to hide the real contents of the secret box
- with a piece of string diversion. - It's just a string.
A secret string!
Boy, when you're right, you're right.
That's some secret box you got there.
Not only does this drive SpongeBob mad,
it also ensures that his secret is kept.
Good thing he didn't pull the secret string,
opening the secret compartment of my secret box.
Revealing one embarrassing snapshot of SpongeBob
at the Christmas party!
- Number four: Krab's first dollar. - Painted the whole house.
And without getting a drop of paint on anything but the--
Flappin' Flotsam! What's that?
When painting Mr. Krabs' house, SpongeBob and Patrick
accidentally get paint on Mr. Krabs' first dollar.
Do you know what that is?
Hm... it's a dollar! I win!
That's not just a dollar. It's Mr. Krabs' first dollar.
His most prized possession.
And we got paint on it!
When trying to come up with a solution to get the paint off,
Patrick hits another stroke of genius.
If he hadn't hung that stupid dollar in the first place.
I mean, it's not like it looks any different than a regular dollar.
Why hang it? You could just stick any old dollar bill on the wall,
no one would even know the difference.
You might as well reach into my wallet,
pull out a dollar and put it on the wall.
Hurry Patrick, take out your wallet!
I don't see where you're going with this. Hey, a dollar!
Our butts are saved, Patrick!
Number five: happiness is what counts.
[laughing]
When Patrick hits his head and becomes smart,
he obviously said and did a lot of genius things.
What do you think about this problem?
You simply chance the literal term to a coefficient,
and the minuend will achieve the desired quotient.
But the most genius when he realized that being happy
- if far more important than being smart. - Here you go, Patrick!
Your old head.
Are you sure you wanna give up being smart and phosisticated
to be my friend again?
Knowledge can never replace friendship.
- I prefer to be an idiot. - Not just an idiot, Patrick.
You're also my pal.
[moaning]
Patrick?
Say something, Patrick.
Hi, SpongeBob.
Patrick, you're back!
Patrick, you're back.
[laughing]
And there you have it, five unexpected ways
Patrick Star was secretly a genius. - Pats for Patrick.
[laughing]