- I got this indent by slamming a can of soup into my face.
- What happened?
- I wanted soup.
(laughing)
It was very late at night.
- What's up you beautiful people?
You may have recognized this gentleman sitting to my right
on a YouTube channel before.
If you haven't, where have you been?
- The way that you were talking about it,
I thought I was gonna get adopted.
- He was the most awarded Streamys digital talent.
(laughing)
In the world.
- That's how serious it is,
you don't even know how to say it
because it sounds like a made up thing.
- We're about to play Medical Confessions.
This is a game where we're gonna have
a truthful medical confession
and one that's a false medical confession.
False one, a lie.
I'm a little delirious from lack of sleep.
Wait, are you laved, am I laved?
Oh yeah, I am.
(laughing)
I'm losing my mind.
We're gonna have 60 seconds to question each other
when we read one of them.
If he's able to trick me
I'm gonna donate money to this charity.
If he can guess which one I'm being truthful about
or lying about, I'll the donate money to the charity.
What charity are we doing?
- Let's do a PKD Cure.
Polycystic kidney disease.
- Oh, polycystic kidney disease, we got it.
- Boom.
- Does it mean something to you like is there
a personal connection? - I have it.
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah, I have it, my dad has it,
we're gonna have to get the kids screened
just because luckily my wife didn't have it
so it's a coin toss.
Yeah, I mean there have been advancements
but it's yeah, it's the only one other
than like St Jude's that I've ever been involved with.
- Okay, I once had to do chest compressions on the subway.
- Okay, in New York?
- In New York.
- How long ago?
- When I was 19.
- So you were how far along in medical school were you?
- I wasn't in a medical school yet.
I was in my seven year program but not in med schooL.
- In pre-med, okay.
Man or woman?
- Man.
- Old/young?
- Middle aged.
- Was it a just a heart attack?
- I don't know what happened to him actually,
heart stopped, chest compressions,
call for help, they came, shook my hand.
I wasn't popular on YouTube yet
otherwise I would have a really good video.
(laughing)
- Okay, okay.
I feel like that's all I need to know about it.
- Wow okay, he doesn't even need 60 seconds.
That's impressive.
- Let's see.
I don't pride myself on being a good judge of character.
I thought that for a little bit, no.
- I currently have a horrible skin issue on my left foot.
- What it what, is it a rash or?
- It's some kind of rash dry skin thing
but it's really bad. - How long have you had it?
- Probably like a year.
- Probably a year.
A year?
- A year.
- Was there like a thing, like did you do something
and then you got it--
- I don't--
- Did you travel and?
- I did travel but--
- Where to?
- I mean I've been all over the place over this last year.
- So this is the lie. - I didn't go to China.
- So this is the lie.
- Well you still have a few seconds.
- I mean, this is a lie though. (laughing)
Is that not the lie?
- Dan, how much time does he have?
(laughing)
- I'm sorry if I messed up the game,
I just it seems like a big liar face.
- Are you going with that's the lie?
- Yeah.
- That's not the lie.
- Really!
Oh, that's amazing.
Ah, I love it.
- I have a horrible skin thing
which no one knows what it is,
even the dermatologist was like try this, try this,
and like it's not really going away.
- You used your expertise against me.
Damn it, okay.
- [Mike] Well now it's your turn.
- I feel like I'm learning your facial tic, okay.
I developed an allergy to shrimp/shellfish
and it was my favorite food, specifically shrimp.
- Ooh, when did you realize that?
- Three years ago.
- Did you have a horrible allergic reaction?
- It was initially like medium as far as like
just like throat--
- Medium? - Well as far as throat.
- You had a medium throat?
- Well I don't know what's bad.
I just know that I was just not happy about
my throat being itchy and it's like hard to breathe.
- What did you have to do when that happened?
- Just my dad luckily had an EpiPen.
- You had to give yourself an EpiPen?
- My dad did.
- Wow and then what happened?
- And then we went to the hospital
just to figure out what the hell happened.
- And they said that you have a shrimp/shellfish allergy?
- Well not there, they said that
we had to like go back to the doctor.
- Oh, okay.
And are you allergic to anything else?
- No, no we thought I was allergic to...
What is it, penicillin for a while
but I had to go through allergy tests.
- And do you carry an EpiPen on you now?
- I'm supposed to.
- So you're not following medical advice?
- No, I don't wear my helmet when I ride my scooter either.
- Oh no!
- Don't tell my wife.
- You might be good at this game. He was leading me on.
- I lost 70 pounds on the Atkins diet in three months.
- Oh, I know you've told me you lost weight
but I don't know what diet you followed.
Okay, three months 70 pounds sounds a lot.
That's a lot, that's a lot.
And why did you choose Atkins?
- It was the one that was available.
I was told that I could eat just any meat.
(laughing)
- What is the Atkins diet?
Since you followed it so well. - So no carbs.
Oh wait no, I mean wait.
(laughing)
No carbs.
- No carbs, no carbs at all?
- At all.
- So did you eat fruits?
- No.
- No fruits.
What about brown rice?
- No.
- Wow, so no carbs.
You just went high protein.
- It would be like tuna with mustard
and you know other stuff that has no carbs.
- I feel like he's combining real dietary things
that he's done with a fake story.
(laughing)
- What?
- Oh my god.
Am I good on time?
Okay.
I think you're lying about God, they're both so good
and your EpiPen thing was so accurate
that you know you're supposed to have one but you're not.
I'm gonna say the Atkins one is just too fast for me.
It's a lie.
- The Atkins one's a lie?
No, that one's real.
- What?
- Yeah.
- 70 pounds in three months?
- I was trying to stutter and really like act like
I didn't know what I was talking about
'cause I felt like I just bombed the first one.
- No, you got the first one good.
- Yeah Atkins, literally I just ate tuna fish--
- With mustard.
- With mustard, sugar free Monster energy drink
and I was running every day.
It was so unhealthy.
- 70 pounds, that's too fast.
- So unhealthy.
The moment I got sad and I was like pasta,
it all came back.
- He got a hundred bucks for the PKD Foundation.
- Boom, crushing it.
- Playing soccer I dislocated my shoulder
and scored the winning goal on the same play.
- Playing soccer...
How old were you?
- 16, high school soccer.
- Is that like JV or varsity?
- Nah, I was varsity.
- Don't feel, wow.
Why'd you stop playing?
- Soccer, I don't know
when I did that seven year program, no time.
They don't allow you to do sports anymore so.
- Okay were you really good,
like could you have gotten in somewhere on a scholarship?
- Like division four.
- Okay.
- I know that's not a thing but that's why,
I'm not that good.
- So what would you do after you scored the goal?
- I started running around
but then I realized my shoulder was really messed up
so I had to go to the sideline.
- Okay, how do they fix it?
- So they basically straighten out your arm
and then push it in like that
and you're gonna hear (imitates popping)
and it was horrible.
I was screaming.
- Screaming okay.
- Screaming.
But I was also really happy 'cause I scored the goal.
- So did it that happened when you just like
ran into someone--
- No, no this guy's tackles me,
I land on an outstretched arm, dislocate the shoulder,
and then I get up, score.
- Okay.
I once had horrible gluten sensitivity so bad
that I couldn't eat anything with gluten for a year.
- Say that again.
- I once had gluten sensitivity so bad
that I couldn't eat gluten for a year.
- You can just develop a sensitivity,
like a temporary sensitivity?
- I guess that's my body wanted.
- I hate you.
I hate you that I can't read you at all.
Do you have okay, this is maybe too personal.
- No please.
- Do you have Botox? - Did I have diarrhea?
- Do I have what? - Do you have Botox?
- No, that would be nice though.
- I can't read your face.
(laughing)
It's throwing me off man.
- There's no personal questions, ask anything.
(laughing) You're trying to get me to see if I'm lying.
- Gluten allergy.
- Sensitivity.
- Gluten insensitivity.
What happens if you eat gluten?
- Diarrhea, bloating uncomfortable.
Not anymore, now I'm good. - For how long?
- For a year.
- No, I mean how long would you get hit with it.
- Oh, instantly especially if I had like beer.
- And how long would it last?
- It would go away the next day unless I ate more.
- I hate you so much.
- This is for your charity man.
- I know I'm letting people down in the moment.
How is it a 50-50 chance
and I just feel like it's definitely 100% wrong?
(laughing)
That's me as a person in a quote.
I want to say the gluten things wrong but
I feel like you're the kind of guy
that doesn't normally get to brag on himself
and so for some reason you want to brag via soccer.
- I'm a solid soccer player.
- But the smile doesn't tell me.
The smile just looks like you just found out
you got free candy.
I don't know how to read you face.
- I feel like I'm getting away with something.
- Yeah right.
- Why am I so happy for you to not give money to charity.
- Yeah, that's you, you're a bad person.
I'm gonna go with the soccer thing is the real thing.
- No. - God.
- I'm so good at this game!
- This is why I have fact checkers
because I'm a horrible judge of character.
- So there's a thing called non-celiac gluten sensitivity
or wheat sensitivity and I apparently had that.
- Ugh, I hate you Mike.
(laughing)
I have flat feet and I get pain in my right foot.
- Just your right foot?
- Just my right foot.
- And what do you do to solve that?
- Just don't walk that much.
(laughing)
- Keep a small studio.
- Yes, exactly.
- Have you seen a doctor for it?
- No.
- Who diagnosed you with the flat feet?
- Me.
- How do you know, what if it's something else?
- I don't know why else it would hurt.
- What if you don't have flat feet
but you think you have flat feet
and I say that's the lie.
(laughing)
- Then you have to prove it.
I'll take it off.
- Where's the pain in your foot?
- In the, where the curve should be.
- Okay and if you were to go running does it get worse?
- It's like 50/50.
It depends on like the length of the run.
- Medium.
(laughing)
And then is it worse when you wake up in the morning
or when you go to sleep at night?
- No, when I wake up.
I never really thought about it.
- Do you ice it?
- No.
The problem is like you're like wondering is he lying
or is he just--
- Is he jut getting medical facts. (laughing)
All possible.
I actually have six toes on my left foot.
- What's with the feet?
Do you have a foot fetish?
- No.
- Is that too much to ask on camera?
- No it's not too much to ask, I don't though.
- Okay.
I know some people that do, it's okay.
- Whatever gets you there.
- It's just a, it's body part.
Okay, six toes.
When did you find it out?
- When I was a child.
(laughing)
What kind of question is that?
- And why is it only on your left foot?
- Wait, is there a version that--
- These are not doctor advices okay?
- Is this a version that like, it just mutates?
- Yes.
(laughing)
- Okay.
- Have you ever seen a doctor for it?
- Yes. - And what did they say?
- That you have six toes. - But should they take it off?
- No.
- So not causing any issue.
- No. - Which is the extra toe?
- The pinky.
- So you have two pinkies?
- Well I have a pinky and then...
- An appendage.
(laughing)
Does it have a nail?
- Yes.
- What do you do when you wear those shoes
that are made for the five toes?
- It doesn't actually bother me.
- You can still slide it in, you wear those shoes?
- But I also I order a wide shoes.
- I order a wide shoes for my sixth toe.
I feel like that's something people would know about you.
Why do I feel like the six toes thing is real.
You have cysts and you have an extra toe,
maybe that like makes sense.
- That's my new Twitter bio.
- I'm going to say that you get pain
in your right foot is a lie.
- No, I have flat feet and I have pain in my right foot.
- What? - Yeah.
Now you may be question if I like...
I remember my dad telling me the doctor said
I have flat feet as a kid.
- Oh, okay so he has five toes on each foot.
- Why do you say it so aggressively?
- Well you got 200 bucks so far.
- So we're just both horrible judges of character?
The problem is I think so highly of you
I'm like he's throwing it he's throwing it.
(laughing)
He's throwing it so the charity gets some money.
- I once had a doctor who was a family friend
accuse me of using steroids during an exam.
- Like okay, so that when you were working out.
- Yeah when I was more muscular than I am now.
- So an accusation. (laughing)
Okay.
- But by a doctor.
- When, when when did this happen?
- Probably when I was like 21.
- 21. - Yeah.
- Were you like what you bigger than you are now?
- Way bigger.
Right now I'm like 195, I was 218.
- Oh wow.
Were you bodybuilding at the time?
- Yeah, like casually.
- Were you actually using steroids?
- No.
(laughing)
- He's like I go on mainstream TV, even if I did--
- He said, he told me I use steroids and he told my dad.
- Oh, wow.
And what was his reasoning?
- Because I tore my rotator cuff
and he saw stretch marks on my pecs and I was like yeah,
that's 'cause I lift weights.
- Hmm, okay.
Just pecs, hmm.
How do you know this doctor?
- He's my dad's friend.
- What kind of doctor is he?
- Pain management.
- I have nothing, I have nothing.
I'm half listening and half going
no, you're gonna get it wrong.
You're gonna get it wrong.
I once had to perform basic life support on a dog
that turned out to be choking.
- What kind of dog?
- Shih Tzu.
(laughing)
Why is that funny?
- Male or female?
- Female.
- Would you remember that,
would you remember that specifically.
- Well because of who the dog is.
- It was a famous dog?
- No, it was a family friend.
- Oh, okay.
(laughing)
- Did you see that Geico commercial?
- I hate that that was...
I once got stopped on, nevermind, I'll tell you later.
Shih Tzu, dog, chest compressions.
- I didn't do chest compressions. BLS, basic life support.
- So did you have to blow in it's mouth?
- I started to. - Okay.
- Unnecessarily. - Unnecessarily.
- 'Cause it was choking.
- Okay, how'd you realize it was choking?
- Because we got the thing out.
- Well I mean when you were blowing in
did you realize that air wasn't going?
- Yeah, well not that it wasn't going in
it just went and it popped out the--
- Into your mouth?
- No, ew.
(laughing)
It was already gross as is it.
- Yeah.
Okay, I think I might have finally learned your face.
I think 'cause I'm not getting it based off
of any facts.
I hate this so much.
The first thing, the steroids is the real thing.
- Yeah, it is.
- Yes!
He got one, he got one.
- I think I only realized at the end
when you're lying you're staring way more intently.
- Oh my god.
I gotta stop doing that.
I can't believe you have 200 bucks already.
- Just doing it, 'cause I'm so great.
- I got the chicken pox
but I got it when I was 14 years old
and the kids at school called me Phil pox.
- Oh, that's good.
That's good, that's a lot of detail.
Who is the kid at school that called you that?
- All the kids.
- Who started it?
- I don't remember who started it.
- You don't remember who started it and--
- I just have a lot of hate in my heart
when it comes to school.
- Did you miss school because of Phil pox?
- Yes.
- How much school?
- I believe it was two weeks.
- That's a lot of weeks.
- How itchy was it, one to 10?
- Say what?
- How itchy was it?
- Incredibly itchy.
- How painful was it?
- I don't remember being super painful
it was mainly the itchy.
- What about for the soul?
- For the soul?
I mean I don't think anyone's happy being in bed
like trying to scratch and then go and like oh,
I'm not supposed to.
Did you when you got your pox to do the X?
- Yeah, I do that mosquito bites.
- Oh, really?
Is it supposed to be helpful or it's just for you?
- I don't know, people do it.
- And the last question would be
did you go see the doctor?
- No.
Sorry it's, sorry chicken pox is just chicken pox.
- You were just good?
- No, I mean--
- How'd you know it was chicken pox?
- Because I don't think that it could be any else.
- Measles? - Measles?
I got this indent right here on my eyebrow
by slamming a can of soup into my face.
- You did it purposefully or by accident?
- Accident.
- What happened?
- I wanted soup.
(laughing)
It was very late at night.
I may have been inebriated
and I think wanted to look at the soup
but I busted my face pretty hard.
- Like you went like this?
- No, no like I'm looking at the can of soup
and then I go like that
and then the circle hits me here.
- So it didn't fall, it wasn't gravity related?
- Or was it left hand, I think was left hand.
No, no, no, it was impacted.
- Blood?
- Yes.
- A lot of blood?
- Yes.
- Wow, were you married at the time?
- No.
- If you would've said yes I knew you were lying.
- Oh.
- She wouldn't let you do that. (laughing)
What soup was it?
Hashtag sponsor.
(laughing)
- Brought to you by, is probably Campbells right?
(laughing)
- Oh my god.
It doesn't look soupy.
- You're struggling, I'm not gonna talk about it.
- You're lying about the soup.
- No.
- You got me every time
- No, I busted my face very drunk--
- On the soup?
- Well it was when I was like trying to figure out the hand.
No, it was yeah, there was like three people left
after like just a crazy party at my house.
I wanted soup, busted myself.
- Do I have to do a PSA right now
for people not to eat soup when they're inebriated?
(laughing)
- No, I think it's a very unique accident.
- You raised $400 for the PKD Foundation.
- We did it. - Well done.
To finish off I need you to do something special on camera.
- Okay.
I'm like nervous.
- You have to say PEEWOOP and do the PEEWOOP.
- Okay wait, what's the hand movement you're do with it?
- PEEWOOP.
- Oh.
- PEEWOOP, yeah.
- I don't even know if I can hit that.
- Well do it, Dan you count us down three.
- [Both] PEEWOOP.
(laughing)
I died, I died inside.
- All right guys, I'm linking our podcast
that we did on his channel down below.
Check out his channel, it's linked down below,
all that good stuff and as always stay happy and healthy.
(upbeat music)