It's like a knife in the heart, slash wallet.
That's a giant lobster claw!
My parents are so disappointed with me!
- Hi, I'm Josh. - I'm Ollie.
And today we're going to be trying London's most expensive sandwiches.
Ooh!
I found a ten pound sandwich, I found a fourteen pound sandwich
Found a fifteen pound sandwich, right?
Wow. OK.
And then I found a sandwich.
That made me realise I was in the little leagues.
Oh no.
Basically I found a guy,
You found a guy?
He's just known as Mr Z.
I suppose he is in a way, the Lord Sandwich of our era.
- OK. - Sorry.
Just spat a little bit...
I contacted him.
It was very clandestine.
I had to send him some money.
He was like, "I'll come to your office."
Is this legal?
Next Wednesday.
- What, himself? - Himself.
He came this morning.
He dropped off four bags.
And we're going to try them today.
Bring in the first sandwich.
This is
The Da Vinci.
I love that it has a name.
This is fo-cack-ia.
Focaccia.
Mortadel-lo.
Buffalo bar-ra-ta.
Organic roché.
Silicon pistachio.
Offending so many people so quickly.
Truffle mayon-naise.
Mayo!
Wow! That does smell really damn good.
- Ready? - I'm ready.
Da Vinci.
Oh, my gosh.
That is really damn good.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think that's worth the 30 quid I paid for it.
30 quid?
It was hand-delivered by a Bond villain, this morning.
It is maybe the best sandwich I've ever had.
Oh, we got there in round one.
What do you mean?
It was all from the same place?
- We're going to go up in levels. - Yeah, course.
Have you ever watched JOLLY?
Wow, strong start!
That shouldn't be this good.
Mr. Z’s come out flipping, punching.
Round two.
How different can it be?
I mean, we're still talking, it's a sandwich, right?
How creative can Mr. Z, get?
- Say hello... - Michelangelo?
to The Poseidon.
It is a croissant.
Smokin' Brothers salmon, oscietra caviar, organic cucumber,
labneh, organic lettuce, whipped cultured butter.
It's super fancy, right?
Do you feel at home?
I don't eat fancy things that often.
Oh, my gosh.
- This is heavy. - Really?
I'm going to propose something that you're not going to be up for.
OK.
But I think we should do it.
What do you mean?
We should Lady and the Tramp it.
Shut up.
OK...
Wait, are we doing this?
Are we actually doing this?
But this doesn't seem like an efficient way of eating this sandwich.
- One, two, three. - I'll take a bite.
That whole experience was made a lot less enjoyable.
It's really good. Oh, wow.
It's better on the second bite, again.
This is how bond villains live.
Literally, it's just oozing fish eggs everywhere.
Like a male fish, wait, no, female fish.
For only thirty-five pounds.
That's a pretty good deal, I'd say.
Really?
- Out of ten? - Six point five.
Six? Oh, wow.
I mean, it's still a positive experience.
I think I agree with you.
I don't think it's quite as good as the first sandwich.
The first one was incredible.
It was the best ham and cheese sandwich I've ever had,
Whereas I haven't had many caviar and smoked salmon sandwiches.
So it's only when I go around your house I have stuff like that.
You're an idiot.
If anything, Ollie, that's the worst caviar sandwich I've ever had.
OH!
OK!
I mean, it's the only one I've ever had.
OK, where's the bullet proof vest?
Because I think Mr. Z still in the area.
Shut up!
We are now entering the big leagues.
Where, where have we been until now?
We're entering a very, very exclusive club.
This is the only sandwich on the lineup
that Mr. Z has given his name to.
It is the Mr. Z lobster brioche.
Wow.
That's a whole claw.
That's a giant lobster claw.
I've never seen that in a lobster roll.
Flipping heck, look at that.
Just be careful with the sauce because that is Dom Perignon P2 sauce.
It is a whole Scottish lobster, marinated fennel,
parsley mayo, in a brioche bun.
What? Like the champagne?
The champagne.
Can you just put it back?
I'm worried about the Dom Perignon sauce.
I also wanted to make sure that this was the fanciest possible experience.
Oh, my gosh. Ollie.
Huge amount of lobster meat in there.
Oh, my gosh.
What the heck was that?
What did you do?
It's dripping!
That's expensive champagne!
Don't just drink it!
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my heart.
Oh, my. Oh, my goodness.
Oh, wow.
That was a little bit of drama.
OK, slowly, slowly, slowly!
Oh, my gosh.
I literally thought maybe I've been shot by Mr. Z.
I'm like, "What has happened?"
Cheers, mate.
Congratulations on the most dramatic episode yet.
Wow, I'm really not sure that's worth a hundred and fifty quid.
Oh, dear Lord.
I'm glad you spent it on this and not on more Spam.
Let's just put it that way.
Wow.
Look at the sheer amount.
There's more lobster than bread.
That is incredible.
The lobster is amazing.
That's easily the best one we've had yet.
I'm never, ever going to have that again in my entire life. But...
- Can't afford it. - Literally.
- After the next one. - Oh, no!
When you spend a lot of money on food,
You're normally celebrating a special occasion with a friend, a loved one, your wife.
Oh.
I walked right into that one.
You're creating a memory, right?
It's all about the experience as much as it is the incredible taste and incredible food.
A sandwich is something that you eat like on the go.
And so it just feels kind of wrong.
It's like the queen dressing in a Juicy tracksuit, you know?
Oh, Juicy.
What, the ones with the letters on the bum?
Oh no...
No one wanted to picture that.
This is the last sandwich.
You need to know.
- Before I tell you about this sandwich, - Feel like I need a drink for this one here.
That in order to buy this sandwich,
I had to get it signed off by our business manager.
Oh, no.
That means it's expensive...
That means it’s really expensive...
He suggested, and I agreed, that if we were to buy the sandwich.
It's only right to match the cost of this episode,
And make a donation to charity.
I'm actually doing a charity sleep out.
We're matching the cost of this episode, donating to the homeless.
So actually, in a way, this episode now costs double
Oh, great.
Thanks for that.
- Are you ready... - I... Clearly not.
To sample…
The Billionaire.
It's called The Billionaire?
My parents are so disappointed in me.
It's covered in gold, Ollie.
Why is it covered in gold?
Careful, some of the gold might blow away.
The Billionaire.
300 grams of wagyu A5.
From Kagoshima.
Wow.
Thirty grams of caviar.
There's caviar in there, as well?
Oh my gosh.
Whipped ricotta.
I don't know what this guy has against dairy products,
but he just loves whipping them.
And twenty four karat gold leaf.
Is that different from, like, normal gold leaf?
Well, it's got twenty three more karats than one karat gold leaf.
Does the gold even taste of anything?
Weird. It does taste of something
but I don’t know what that is.
Wonder whether I can give myself a good tooth?
Okay…
That's not, oh, wow, that worked surprisingly well.
This just looks like a normal steak sandwich with gold on it.
It's got A5 wagyu in it.
I don't even know what that means.
It's a measurement of paper.
Shut up.
- Should we try it? - Let's do it.
Wow. Oh, my gosh, I just tasted the beef.
Oh, the beef with the caviar is like dipping a perfect cut of beef
into a little bit of salt.
I just want to have the wagyu by itself.
I don't really want it in a sandwich, to be honest.
It feels entirely unnecessary.
Mmm!.
Oh, that just melts in your mouth like butter.
It is good.
I want to hate this.
But it does taste really good...
I mean, the bread is too chewy.
I must say, it’s let down by the bread.
Maybe it's because it's fortified with a precious metal.
Shut up.
Mr. Z did tell me he got it sent from Japan.
- What the beef? - Yesterday.
Ye.. what?
Yeah. So when I tell you the price,
- I want you just to bear that in mind. - It is really good beef.
Oh no...
It paid for a plane ticket for an A5 sheet.
If this costs more than a flight to Korea.
I'm going to be livid.
The crew don't know how much it's cost either.
So they're all leaning in.
How much did it cost, Ollie?
- 250 quid. - For one?
For that?
Oh, my gosh.
It's London's most expensive sandwich.
It’s like a knife in the heart, or wallet.
We're going to be making a donation to a homelessness charity
that I'm raising money for.
I guess we'll put the link in the description if you want to donate.
I'd say that's a better use of money.
Props to Mr. Z, who's probably not a Bond villain.
Probably not.
- I guess statistically, - Very unlikely.
- Thank you for the sandwiches. - Indeed.
Enjoy our hard-earned cash.
- And in the meantime, - See you JOLLY soon.
See you later.