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Today I'll show you a horror-comedy film: "Dog House"
Spoiler ahead, watch out and take care
The movie begins by introducing a group of male friends on their way to their boys' weekend
There's Vince, who's heartbroken from his recent divorce, ignoring Neil's phone call in the morning
There's Neil, who awfully treats women like objects
There's Graham, who stops his boyfriend from joining Neil's planned "boys' weekend",
because "girls aren't allowed"
There's Mikey, who chooses to ignore his wife's warning not to go,
and is concerned because the incident at Neil's divorce party
where courtesans tagged along might happen again
His wife threatens him with a divorce,
and is about to throw away her marriage ring;
but Mikey laughs and tells her he glued the ring when she was asleep, and then leaves
Then there's Patrick, listening to stress therapy from his iPod;
while his wife bombards him with complaints about leaving her for the weekend,
even though there's a planned dinner with her parents
Then there's nerd Matt, a comic shop owner
Later, Mikey and Graham fetch Vince from his apartment to bring him on the boys' weekend,
despite ignoring Neil's invitation
However, Mikey returns to the corridor,
when he notices Vince's lighter left behind on the balustrade
After leaving their houses, they drink and chatter first in a pub, except for Vince, who's quiet
Neil looks for tardy Banksy; and Patrick voluntarily calls him
Meanwhile, Banksy's about to ride his van,
when his phone rings beside his house keys inside his locked house
When Patrick reaches Banksy's voice mail, they insult his laziness
Mikey asks Patrick why he brought golf clubs;
and Graham thinks golf therapy won't work in Vince's situation
Neil then recalls Vince's fearlessness,
for he once shielded his mates from a raging bullet that dug into his wallet
Vince shows his wallet, revealing the bullet hole
but when Mikey holds it up,
Vince's ex-wife's photo falls off the table, and Mikey immediately apologizes
Afterward, the group hypes up Neil,
as he lists their to-do list once they reach the countryside Moodley
Shortly, their booked minibus arrives, driven by a female driver, whom Neil gives a pet name, Candy
The group leaves the pub with Candy;
and Neil brags that women love him, when they come across two females gazing at him
Meanwhile, Banksy's van breaks down in the middle of the road,
and even the traffic enforcer insults his car for being hopeless to fix
On the minibus, the group travels to Moodley;
and Candy cheers up Vince, reasoning that rape, murder, or castration are worse than divorce
Afterward, Candy wonders why they booked at Moodley–a small dead-end in the middle of the woods
Vince explains they'll stay in Mikey's Nan's house in Moodley, while she's away
Then Neil excitedly adds that women outnumber men in the village
On route, Patrick listens to his stress therapy, when the minibus unexpectedly stops
There are rotten and gutted rams blocking the only pathway to Moodley
Candy and Vince remove the rams off the road, while Graham asks Mikey where's his Nan
Mikey replies that his Nan is on a cruise, while builders fix her house
Then, they realize that Mikey's Nan doesn't know about their group's stay at all
Suddenly, a phone rings with the ringtone "Match of the Day,"
and they all check their phones, because they all use the same ringtone
It turns out that Vince's ex-wife is calling him
Another phone rings, and it's Mikey this time, where his wife threatens to trash his Playstation
Just then, Neil is through with all the calls,
and commands everyone to keep the phones in a bag, for them to focus on the trip
They arrive at Moodley before sunset
Patrick approaches the village's map; and everyone notices it's barren
Neil tells Mikey they'll leave later;
and Candy, whose eyes are suddenly reddened, applies eye drops on her eyes
The group heads first; and Mikey follows, and even kicks a football with a dash of blood in it
They examine the village;
and Graham dictates that Mikey will break-enter his Nan's house to prepare the house for their stay;
while their group waits inside the pub for a drink
Matt volunteers to offer beer to Candy on the bus; and everyone agrees besides Neil
Mikey and Matt separate from their group that enters the pub
Matt stops by first in a Burning Witch shop,
and notices campaign posters of a politician, that's sponsored by Wundwash–a washing soap brand
As for Mikey and his attempt to save the day,
he searches for the house keys under garden gnomes;
and behind him is a severed hand clasped on a lawnmower
After entering the scenic route, he finally finds the key,
and notices a bloody handprint on the fence
At the pub, Neil relieves himself in the bathroom,
and watches the woman in the next stall emitting much blood with diabetes
He then returns with the group, and notices the stench smell wafting in the air
Behind the counter, they fail to see a rotting corpse
Neil then leaves to fetch Matt outside the witchcraft shop, who's busy examining a bullet case
His sudden appearance startles Matt, who screams like a dolphin
Back at Mikey, he looks behind the fence, and sees a bride eating an intestine
When the bride notices him, it grabs the ax, and chases after him
Meanwhile, the group gathers outside the witchcraft shop,
and sees a hooded beggar walking on the road
They immediately search for coins the moment she faces them,
when suddenly a soldier lunges at the beggar, and raises his combat knife to kill it
The group rushes to the two; and Vince tackles and punches the soldier;
but the soldier manages to flip him over
Neil joins the fight, and hits the soldier on the chest; but the soldier throws him off
The beggar grabs the combat knife, and stabs Neil's hands
The soldier tries to explain something
but Vince knocks him out
Unexpectedly, Mikey comes out from behind,
and smashes the garden gnome on the beggar's head, knocking her out, and revealing a horrifying face
Mikey explains that it's like Evil Dead in Matt's comic shop,
and points to the street, showing infected women approaching them
The group rushes to the minibus, while carrying the unconscious soldier
Upon arriving at the minibus, they learn Candy is infected too
Neil closes the minibus door; and they use the scenic route to go to Mikey's Nan's house
On route, they discover a gutted soldier pinned on the fence
Neil approaches the body to retrieve the gun,
when he unexpectedly grunts and wakes up, telling them the gun's empty
He warns, "don't go to the woods", and laughs when Vince asks him what's in the woods
Out of nowhere, the infected bride sneaks behind, and splits the gutted soldier's head in two
The group screams in fear, and bolts to Mikey's Nan's house
Mikey searches for the key from his trousers with eleven pockets;
while his friends toss paint buckets at the approaching horde
Behind Matt is the infected snipper that attacks him; but Vince temporarily stuns it,
by throwing black paint on it
Mikey eventually finds the key and opens the house
Upon arriving inside, the horde outside retreats
Vince gets angry, because their supposed boys' weekend is ruined
Neil tries to call for help; but the telephone is cut off
Patrick comes out of the kitchen, and gives a damp towel to Neil to cover his wound
Afterward, they speculate why women have become rabid and cannibals
Vince thinks it must be in the air that only affects women
Matt then asks where the men are; but Neil unexpectedly asks them to keep quiet
Neil looks out the window, and is surprised by the flocks of crows crowing
Their scream startles the soldier from unconsciousness, who answers, "all men are dead "
Matt guesses it must be a biological weapon that went out of control
but the soldier answers, "it's classified "
The tension grows stronger as they confront the soldier
when suddenly Patrick comes out of the kitchen again, and says the kettle's boiling
So they drink tea in the kitchen, and learn that the virus only affects women,
nobody survives long enough to create a cure;
and a majority of the horde search for fresh meat in the woods
That night, the group lets Neil lure out Candy from the minibus, because women love him
After removing Candy, the rest of them enter inside
However, when the soldier revives the engine, the barmaid and the bride are in the backseats
They quickly exit the minibus;
and Patrick plays a tug-of-war with the barmaid using a duffel bag,
until its strap snaps, believing it contains their phones
The bride plunges an ax into Patrick; but he dodges it and runs to a nearby billboard
However, the bride wounds his leg, but he still ascends the billboard ladder
As for the group who escapes, infected women surround them in the street
From the billboard, Patrick searches the duffel bag, but only to see golf balls
So he strikes the balls like baseball at the infected women surrounding his friends
After the distraction, Vince and Matt hide in a toy shop;
while the soldier, Graham, and Mikey are in an apparel shop
Meanwhile, Neil throws Patrick's scattered golf balls at an infected equestrian and a granny zombie
He then hides inside a house beside the church, thinking he's safe;
when suddenly, someone knocks him out
At the toy store, Vince fends off against the snipper who almost gets in,
because they forgot to lock the door
Matt pours nitro fluid for radio-controlled cars onto the snipper's hand,
and enflames it using Vince's lighter
At the apparel shop, Graham watches as the snipper burns
but the soldier pulls him, and asks him to hide
Mikey then almost slips on the bloody floor, and finds a man's decapitated head on a shelf
Behind the fitting room is an infected saleslady; and the soldier fires his last bullet on her head
However, the sound of the fired gun attracts the infected outside
On the other side, Matt finds a walkie-talkie among the toy shelves
So he and Vince prepare the Remote-Control Car, place a walkie-talkie on it,
and deliver it to the apparel shop to give it to the other group
Mikey successfully receives the walkie-talkie; and the two groups can finally communicate
But Neil is missing, because he's bound in a chair by an infected obese woman, called Ms Fatty
Ms Fatty crawls underneath the table, and stretches her fat muscles to reach Neil across,
and severs his finger with an electric knife
Meanwhile, Patrick calms himself by listening from his iPod again,
as the bride chops the billboard's stands
As for the two groups inside the apparel and toy shop, they formulate a plan
Mikey places the severed head on the RC car, and lets Vince control the toy
The soldier dances behind the glass to distract the horde;
then Mikey and Graham set their decoy on the street
Once done, Vince rolls the toy's wheels, which successfully leads the horde out of the street
Mikey then exits to search for a useful car, needed for their escape
He did find a military truck
but its glass window is thick enough to break
Out of frustration, Mikey accidentally triggers the car's alarm,
which attracts the horde feasting over the severed head
Mikey has no choice, but to hide in a slaughterhouse
However, he's accompanied by an infected butcher slicing human limbs
The butcher throws Mikey off the window
After failing to hear news from Mikey, Vince and Matt hurry outside,
equipped with Matt's makeshift flamethrower, using Nitro Fluid and Vince's lighter
However, Matt only made a big one, and gives the small water gun to Vince,
to make him at least feel sexy
When they storm out of the toy store, the street is already empty
However, behind them is the infected witch; and Matt burns her with the flamethrower
The burning witch retreats
but the fluid leak from Matt's flamethrower causes the toy store to explode
Then there's Mikey, who successfully survives the butcher after being thrown out,
returns to the apparel shop; while Vince and Matt run to the church
The two discover that the church is the military's former base;
and Vince informs the group in the apparel shop via the walkie-talkie to head there
Afterward, the two explore the base, and find a bloody laboratory
Meanwhile, Patrick falls off the billboard, because the bride has finished chopping off its stand
He runs to the minibus, and finds Candy holding his club
He grabs it from her, closes the minibus, and strikes the approaching bride on the head
He arrives at the church and meets the soldiers, Mikey, and Graham,
who are wearing dresses to blend in with the horde on the street
Later, Neil escapes from Ms Fatty,
and climbs up the roof, when the front door is swarmed by the infected
He finally sees his friends outside the church
but he passes through the roof, and falls inside the house again
Infected exotic dancers fill the room, who later fight one another, which allows Neil to escape
Neil reunites with his friends;
and they all take shelter inside the church as the infected chase them
Inside, Matt reopens the computers, revealing the politician chained to a briefcase
The politician notices the unfamiliar faces, and immediately ends the call
Outside, the infected women evolve into "Phase II,"
where they become smarter, faster, and weirder,
while Phase I is sickness, disorientation, and psychosis
The evolved bride chops the church's door; and the group inside panics
The soldier shows "the Dolphin" that, if activated,
will emit high-frequency sonic deterrents that produce a painful sound inclusive for women,
and only effective after Phase II mutation
However, when the soldier presses the button, nothing happens
The soldier panics, because they're dead meat
Neil then bursts out, scolding him that their experiment backfired on them
The soldier then reveals that the politician was the delivery girl,
who distributed free Wundwash soap containing the virus to each household
Suddenly, the soldier dies, as Mikey's infected Nan kills him
Matt walks from her behind, and brutally beats her head to death
Matt calms himself down in the laboratory after his rash aggressive outburst
but when Vince checks on him, the evolved and scorched witch pins and kills Matt
Vince quickly tells the group that Matt's dead, and the witch meets them outside the lab
Mikey instantly tackles her
and everyone cooperatively pins the witch, and uses her sword to kill her
The group then discovers that the church's basement contains a mountain of men's corpses
So the group locks themselves on the church's roof, as more infected women chase after them
Meanwhile, Banksy arrives at Moodley, and sees his friends on the rooftop
He brings the ladder, and thinks his friends are stoned,
when they say that women have become evil cannibals
They use the ladder to cross to another roof; but Graham stays behind first to block the door
Once everyone's on the other side, infected women gather on the grounds, waiting for them to fall
Graham tries to cross
but Ms Fatty shakes the ladder with her fat muscles, making Graham fall
Ms Fatty jumps down heavily at him with her diabetic meat;
and everyone assumes the shitty Graham must be dead,
due to that overweight strike and overdose of diabetes
Banksy then brings the remaining group to his rented small car
While they argue about Banksy's idiotic decision, Patrick confesses his desire to live longer
However, the snipper unexpectedly sneaks behind, and stabs him multiple times
Everyone then rushes to the minibus, where the remaining three of them fight against Candy
However, Banksy dies, as an infected woman penetrates a broken bottle on his chest,
where his blood gushes out through the bottle
Inside the minibus, Vince gets mad at Neil and Mikey for surviving or getting away from trouble,
despite their awful behavior towards women;
while their friends, who treat women with respect, are rejected or killed
He realizes that there are women that get bored with a respectful gentleman
So he burns his ex-wife's photo with his lighter, and returns to his happy self,
as he reconciles with the idea that what they see in him is what they get
The movie ends with the three friends driving away from Moodley at dawn
However, they hear Graham talk via walkie-talkie, who's kept in the basement
So Vince returns to Moodley, and is about to beat up the infected,
when Graham suddenly activates the Dolphin's power panel, immobilizing the infected
Graham ascends to the street, while holding the Dolphin
Neil plays with the Dolphin for a moment
but when he throws it at Vince, he fails to catch it, causing the control to break
The infected are now free from the deafening sound,
and chase after the four survivors, who are laughing while running away
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