Okay, we've got a lot of people to replace so let's just get to it.
Jamie Spicer Lewis reading for the role of Matt...
Hi Matt!
Just give us a second, okay?
Sure.
What the hell is this?
That role is already filled!
By me!
This had better be a mistake.
No mistake.
What!?
Look, it's nothing personal.
We just don't like you.
Or your voice.
Or your ugly, ugly face.
Well that feels very personal.
We're just trying to keep our options open.
You can't do this.
I think you'll find we can, and are.
No I mean you literally can't do this.
I'm providing your voice right now!
Oh, well nevertheless, you're fired!
This is weird.
I'm gonna go.
You can't fire me, I quit!
Ha!
Classic Matt!
Okay, moving on!
Christopher Bingham reading for Tom...
Aren't you already the producer?
EVIL producer!
I'm sorry what?
Oh no nothing.
Alright...
Well go for it I guess.
Holy trombones on a polo stick!
Yeah we really don't do that anymore.
I've got nothing after this so if you, you know...
I can do more.
Next.
Christopher Bingham reading for Matt.
Next!
Reading for Edd?
I can go.
I'll go...
Rob Denbleyker reading for the part of Edd.
Uhhh when when you're ready.
Ahem.
Matt sucks.
Perfection thanks for coming in we'll be in touch.
Thank you, have a nice day!
Was anyone going to ask why he was covered in...?
No?
Okay then.
*muffled police sirens*
George Gould, reading for Edd.
Gould?
Any relation?
Yeah, I'm Edd's brother.
Oh, yeah cool you got it.
Sorry what?
You mean you don't want me to audition?
No need, this just makes sense.
Well if you're sure?
That okay with you Edd?
Yeah whatever.
See!
You've already started.
Dave McElfatrick, uh reading for Tom.
Go for it.
[In an English accent] It'd just be you two and no offense but that would suck.
Sorry, Dave could you tone down the Irish accent please?
I'm maybe getting every third word you're saying.
Uh, okay?
I thought i was- It'd just be you two and no offense but that would suck.
Yeah dave we didn't understand any of that.
Again, maybe ditch the Irish accent?
[Annoyed] It would just be you two and no offense but that would suck.
...Look this isn't working.
That'll do for today, security will see you out.
What!?
There's always one...
Brock Bacon?
It's Baker.
Whatever.
Reading for...
Eduardo!
*smash!* Oh no you don't!!
I'm Numero Uno!
No !'m Numero Uno!
No, I'M Numero Uno!
No!
I'M NUMERO UNO!
NO I'M NuMeRo BLUNO!
SOY.
NUMERO.
UNO...
(That's Spanish.)
Alright Jonathan Picking, auditioning for 'out available!
And uh that there is my wife.
Hello I'm the wife!
Shush wife I'm auditioning!
Sorry!
Oh hey, it's Weebl!
Not my real name by the way-
The badgers guy!
I shall be reading, uh Green Eggs and Ham by Dr Seuss's!
*COUGH!* Don't worry it's not catching!
Do magical trevor!
It's my favourite!
I don't do that no more!
I'm a serious thespian!
He's an actor now.
Shut up i just said that!
Sorry.
Oh go on!
No.
What about amazing horse??
I said no! *slam* I don't have to put up with this!
I am a consummate professional!
Come on wife, we are leaving!
Bye bye!
You best keep one eye open, my friend!
One eye open...
*click* Forgot about Catface!
Who's next...
Ah!
Animators!
How did you get out??
[In unison] We would like to do an audition toooo....
Wait- if you're here...
Then who's animating!!
Whew...
That was a close one.
Name?
Uh...
Carpet...
Not Matt.
Okay Mr Not Matt, in your own time.
Not in the face!
Little more energy?
NOOOOT THUHHH FACCCE!
*door bang* Who's this!?
This is awkward!
Matt, this is Mr Not Matt.
He's reading for the part of Matt
Are you serious!?
Mr Not Matt?
This is clearly me in disguise!
Look! *rip* See!!
*slow applause*
Magnificent!
Are you guys done?
We've got this place booked from three!
Yeah, move your butts!
Ugh...
These guys.
Romeo, Romeo...
Ugh, this guy again!
*sneeze*
You know what, Diwi?
Considering you're the only German we know I guess you can be Edd for the German dubs.
Uh.. Really?
You know anyone else?
*crash* Can I be on Eddsworld now?
Yeah sure why not.
*ugly snot crying*
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