She got here today and I thought,
well, she's in scary movies and scary TV shows all the time,
she must love to be scared.
No.
So I was waiting and hiding in her closet
in her dressing room.
What?
Nothing.
[SCARY NOISES]
[SCREAM]
[LAUGHTER]
It was the slow approach test.
I was going to scream.
I was really scared.
And it was so slow.
I got really scared.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
The best part about it was how creepy your like [SCARY NOISES]
Yeah, I know.
I thought I needed to call 911.
I wasn't sure if you're having a stroke.
At first you didn't even respond.
Because at first, I was in there thinking of like going blah,
which is the obvious thing.
And then I thought, what if it just slowly opens, and then
out of the corner of your eye you just hear [SCARY SOUNDS]..
I was really--
[SCREAM]
[APPLAUSE]
[SCREAMS]
Who was it?
Well, see he should have like ducked his head around.
What is he going to do now?
Nothing.
But he was behind you.
What he should've done, because you want the face to--
Is he coming?
Is somebody going to come out of there?
No.
That has happened.
No.
[SCREAM]
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
[LAUGHING]
That's all.
Is something else going to happen?
No more.
[LAUGHTER]
Nothing more is going to happen.
Are you sure?
That's all.
I'm really scared that something is.
No.
Nothing more is going to happen.
[SCREAMS]
OK.
And it was a clown, too?
You saw it?
Yes, I did see it.
OK.
American Horror Story: Cult airs Tuesdays at 9:00 on FX.
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