Mom!
Mom, I'm not OK.
Piper, we're trying to study here.
I'm talking to my mother.
- What's wrong, baby? - Jessica unfollowed me!
- No one cares! - Henry!
- Speaking of leaving... - Oh, yeah we gotta go.
- You're going to Dystopia too? - Uh, no.
I'm dropping these jerks off at the airport,
then Schwoz is going to helicopter me into Florida State.
Enrique and Piper are about to make landfall, y'all! Peace.
And I cannot stress this enough,
Snitches.
Hey, Piper.
Oh, man. Jasper's here?
Piper, be nice.
But Jasper is always here. It's not OK!
I'm going to the bathroom.
Oh no, Mom, Jasper is gonna use our bathroom.
Just give me my phone.
Well, rules are rules, so they don't just apply to other people--
Ah! Don't bite me!
- OK, OK, just shut up. - No, you shut up!
You shut up! You shut up!
[yelling]
I'm good.
I'm just gonna walk away.
- Good choice. - Well, that's why I'm doing it.
- That's not the costume you wanted? - No!
I told Dad to order me a Taylor Swift costume.
I made a mistake.
And he ordered me this Jonathan Swift costume!
Who's Jonathan Swift?
Exactly!
He's a very famous 18th century author from Ireland.
Uh, why are you under the table?
I messed up my hair.
OK, come on, Piper. I'm sure it's not that...
Oh my God! What happened to your hair?
I tried to trim my hair just a little bit so I could be this
Fresno girl doll for Halloween.
That would have been a sweet stume.
It's on my face! It's on my face! It's on my face!
It's on my face! It's on my face! It's on my face! It's on my face!
Everything is under control! Little girl!
Stop running so I can shoot it off your face!
He'll probably just shoot it off her face.
[screaming]
I got ya!
Well, the creature chew up her cheek a little, but she's OK.
I am not OK!
My brother is Kid Danger!
No, I'm not.
I mean, no he's not. I mean, no we're not.
Who's your brother? He's probably awesome,
but he's not me. You should leave.
And you must be Henry's boss from Junk N' Stuff.
I sure am.
- You got a smart sister, Henry. - Dude!
[screaming]
[smacking]
It's Captain Man!
[cheering]
Alright, alright.
Calm down.
[smacking]
[grunting]
- That was, that was really impressive. - I know.
- Rain and thunder! - You have got to be kidding me.
Piper, you better not put that video online.
Oh, I won't.
As long as he carries me to Marla's house.
No.
I'm gonna take you for the long...
OK, fine! Get on my back.
Get on me.
If he goes too slow, just kick him in the sides.
- No- Ow! - Ya!
You wanna spray something on me that's gonna make
hundreds of moths swarm all over my body?
- Mm-hm. - No way.
No problem, we respect that.
Yeah, just thought we'd ask.
Yeah, you know, as a distraction.
Ah! Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey!
- He's ready. - For what?
- Outside and observe! - Outside?
- Go outside! - Man of science coming through!
This is not cool, guys!
[screaming]
Oh, would you look at that. It works.
[screaming]
- Dang it! - What?
You butt dialed Jenna Tetrazzini!
So?
I hate Jenna Tetrazzini!
Then why do you keep her number in your phone?
Because if she calls me,
I need to know it's her so I can ignore it!
Love you!
Who cares?
- Who you talking to? - One sec. No one.
Hm?
I'm pretending to be on the phone so Dad doesn't ask me
- to help him in the backyard. - What's he doing in the backyard?
Blasting K-Pop and building a roller skating rink.
Wait, is he really building a roller skating rink?
Because I literally just made that up as an excuse to get out of work.
Wow, you really just made up that excuse--
Why are you making fun of me? I'm just saying a normal thing.
- That's so crazy! - I'm sorry.
- Contest winners and guests... - Drop your sacks!
Welcome to the Man Cave.
Wow!
- I'm Jasper! Remember me? - Yeah.
- Why are you wearing that? - Oh, she made me.
Nice. Oh, could you step away from me?
Oh, sure.
Of course, you people all know my sidekick.
Kid Danger!
That's right. We're really excited to show you the Man Cave.
Anyone order some... crystals?
Um, where did you get those?
These little guys?
From the right tube pad.
- Oh! - Oh, thank you!
- Thank you. - I knew he'd do it.
But I also took these little girls from the left tube pad just to be safe.
[alarm sounding]
Run. Run. Run. Run.
Should we run?
- Run. Run. - Yeah.
Run. Run. Run. Run.
Run. Run. Run. Run. Run.