ladies it's time for more memes or
should I say copper the morning to you
laddies
that's right boomers no kids watch this
content ever it's all compliant it's the
only cure for sickness who's ready for
some more minx I am I am ready for the
biggest baddest memes around the ones
that you have I want to see them did not
make this meme but I thought it belongs
here what are you doing to me is
original yes and we killed it oh my god
climbing down the ladder hmm
climbing in the bridge and now you got
my attention driving on their own zip
lines Oh baby the only way to fly in
that game as soon as you unlock zipline
spoilers for deaths riding by the way.if
series has been out for a while now why
you don't have time to watch like 35
hours of death stranding content and the
jacksepticeye variety channel are you
even a real fan anyway their zip lines
in the game and their super mega awesome
and I really wish that everyone would
just use those and nothing else you
don't need anything else well can't use
them until you're late in the game
whatever zip lines are awesome I'm
telling my kids this is Jackson yeah do
maybe maybe your kids then will think
that I have accomplished something are
you doing okay jacksepticeye Swedish
jacksepticeye see I'm taller than him I
don't know what he's talking about all
the time but the same person again I'm
telling my kids this was purified ever
just sometimes get the feeling that
you're being watched
no high-fives no brofist nothing
swearing bad Jack in 2019 Jack before 20
it's oh it's a disaster of a minefield
of a platform right now next year it's
going to be that one in the right again
all this copper stuff that's being
talked about where you can't make stuff
specifically for children or else you're
going to lose 60 to 90 percent of your
revenue there's a lot more to it than
that
but I'm not going to get into that right
now in this video but now they're like
oh yeah it needs to be adult content and
then you'll get your money but also
they're saying you can't swear too much
rooms get to monetize because
advertisers don't like that so now if
this really weird gray middle road that
makes for call money for anybody and
youtuber like yes staying here please I
was going to do a video talking about
all of this copper stuff but I feel like
other people have already thrown in
their thoughts into it and have said it
better than I could if not the exact
same as I would and I would just be
reiterating all the same points maybe
it's important to bring it up anyway
camera key stop freaking out maybe it's
more to bring it up anyway because it's
good to have some exposure on this and I
did talk to my lawyer about this type of
stuff and he made it seem like it's not
as bad as YouTube and the FTC are making
it seem so hopefully more information
comes out and hopefully some more stuff
is clarified and cleared up because
right now kind of scary and I imagine a
lot of people are either going to leave
the platform next year or they're gonna
have to rely even heavier on memberships
and brand deals or they'll just go to
another platform that will support them
and give them the revenue that they
deserve when we're emotions discovered
in 1872 Darwin published the expression
of emotions in man people in the 1871 me
don't have feelings me from 1871 me no
feelings me just worried about every
disease that hasn't been cured yet the
mortality rate is a lot lower in this
time in 1870 the average life expectancy
was 40 years old
it's like 41 to 45 years old that's
terrible there's any wonder they didn't
have feelings they were dead before they
could develop any what do you want to
eat first
damn Luigi think though
stack the mean you could get it I'm
thirsty goddamn I need Luigi in my life
right now she's changing my intro next
year to clap of the morning to you
laddies laser beam I'm changing my intro
to [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] just to be sure I
ain't four kids throw in a couple of
boomers too just to be sure you didn't
get it that's what the intro to this
video was referencing was these tweets
it does seem like the stuff with copper
is that if the majority of your content
again this is just stuff that I've heard
and this is stuff that my lawyers heard
this could not actually be the thing
that happens so don't quote me on this
as absolute certainty what I've heard is
that if the majority of your stuff is
clearly not for kids which mic channel
isn't my channel has never been for kids
do some kids watch it yes but that
doesn't mean I'm specifically targeting
kids which is a very clear distinction
and at one that needs to be made clear
by the FTC is my channel is not for kids
I don't upload content specifically
targeting children I drop a lot of
swears all the time sure even in the
times when I'm not dropping that many
swears I'm still talking in an adult way
you still need to have an adult mindset
to at least appreciate a lot of the
stuff that's going on nothing that takes
a big brain or anything like that but a
lot of the jokes are not meant for kids
so if your channel is not specifically
targeting kids I think you're going to
be fine I don't think you actively have
to go the other way and then start being
like oh look blood gore [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
[ __ ] [ __ ] I don't think you're gonna
have to do that because I think they
should be able to see the distinction
between them but again this is all gonna
happen in 2020 so we'll see what happens
dr. Sean Meg it's spelled wrong
McLachlan not Maga flick dr. Sean
McLaughlin can perform penis enlargement
surgery for you on you even I wouldn't
trust him I would not trust Sean
mcLaughlin it's not even spelled right
do not trust that man to do your penis
enlargement surgery just very little
people to do your penis enlargement
surgery do your own penis
when you get off the toilet after taking
a [ __ ] but feel another turd coming
warning the Church of the cop
oh wait no it has played funny in the
corner I'm not a laugh at that know I'm
funny back i funny 9gag bat ready good
me sending strongly worded emails to
coca-cola about getting jacksepticeye
sponsorship coca-cola ignoring them and
pretending like I need a refund I think
we're gonna have to face facts gamers
we're gonna have to take the L on this
one okay coke I love you and I wanted
the sponsorship we actually went out and
asked them like business-to-business
actually asked them if they would
sponsor and they never got by actually
so I think that's gonna have to close it
down and the Google sponsorship they're
not Google coca-cola what are we talking
about close it down
close it down it's over the meme is dead
but I [ __ ] fuel there's a slot open I'm
just saying
mmm sort of this after watching a
rewatching the video may be a little old
but I like it when girls wear matching
clothes when boys were matching clothes
I love boys versus girls memes they're
so accurate and relatable how about we
all just wear matching clothes from now
on just everybody wear the same outfit
all that everyone buy cloak just buy
cloak and wear that every time laughs
and communists just be glad that people
are wearing anything they could be we
all came out wearing the same outfit we
all came out naked why does it matter
what you put over the over the body
doesn't even matter what's under the
body doesn't make any sense
just love each other Sean memes my
depression
makes me cry every time Amen gamers me
the only cure for sadness depression Shh
nah anxiety we don't know her
self-esteem issues not today I just
figured out a way of getting over the
copper stuff to make sure your channels
I know I'm contradicting myself but I
want to do a joke just drink out of one
of these oh I figured it out this is not
for kids
Jack Harper the PT he's lost cargo maybe
that's a good one that is how it feels
oh my god if only you guys saw some of
the ones that I cut out of the series
traveling for so long and then losing
all your cargo and then babies
I just wanna live 10/10 game Kadeem is
genius
let's show Robin our appreciation for
editing Jack's videos because Robin is a
part of the team as well thanks Robin
you're the best thanks for editing the
videos of our boy Thank You Robin
everybody let's give a nice warm sincere
thank you for Robin he's been on the
channel for three years now almost four
oh my god Robin you've been here for so
long but everyone three cheers for Robin
yay Robin does really good edits and
they're really really fast and he's good
at his job so thank you it would not be
wise me when someone insults me me when
someone insults Jack really I think
that's I think that top one is you and
both just sitting back and that's
brought maybe you want the Internet oh
god maybe what made with pneumatic of
course maybe on the internet you're like
you're sure who wants to go yeah I feel
like I'm baby you can't touch me also
I'm so [ __ ] glad the Disney Plus
doesn't come out until March
in England but everyone just spoils baby
Yoda all the time anyway thanks Disney
really cool I'm glad that I get to find
out the story of the Mandalorian through
Twitter I want to give you money for
this I want to watch the Mandalorian how
do we do this I don't want to wait till
March let me just go to America again
for like a week just so I can watch it
when it's all out the part of you all be
out by the time it comes here whatever
oh god you want to go banana fight you
want to go I am the original banana
guard you think you can stop me
you think you stop right there criminal
scum my banana flops harder than
anybody's here that that's the power of
a thousand G's people often try to
express how much they love someone by
using distance example to the moon and
back or by using time example forever
but apparently nobody does so by using
wait example a truckload of potato to an
Irishman loving you more than one potato
is a thousand lifetimes is the time to
reveal it should I do it should I do it
not floppy banana squishy potato huh I
don't know what I'm doing with my life
talk to anyone about the honkin e I
predicted hit this is backing tour in
London we walked down by the canal and
there was a bunch of swans there I mean
geese the honking happen doesn't happens
no brother just go hide wait for your
moment to strike young chemcam goose
just meet someone in the street and go
count Count count goose if they reply in
kind they're part of it speak nothing of
the honk earning we rise at dawn but if
they're like the [ __ ] talking about
you weirdo
the company will get them soon cyber
truck 2077 wake the truck up samurai we
have a road - vroom oh my god it's good
I what I
first the cyber truck from Tesla I
thought that it was actually a thing
that they were doing in conjunction with
cyberpunk 2077 because that would be
something Elon Musk would do it is
unfortunate that the carrot got smashed
on stage that he threw a ball I didn't
it broke the windows I personally think
that that's hilarious and I'm it's it's
kind of refreshing to see a company do
stuff like that and show it off and have
stuff go wrong clearly it didn't affect
sales apparently there are 200,000 of
them sold so whatever
I also mmm I made a joke about it on
Twitter saying like oh it cooked my eyes
when I looked at it but honestly I was
just [ __ ] around I think it looks
cool I think it's great to see a
completely different whacky design come
out and like everybody else has said
there's been a million other trucks and
they all look the same and they're so
boring I would love to see a cyber truck
drive past me on the street end of the
driver cyber truck it's so cool it's
dope I want to see more cars like take
chances and go out and look cool imagine
that kind of utopia we're not utopia I
mean like future they become Blade
Runner and [ __ ] it'd be awesome me when
I'm supposed to be doing homework dawn
the clock there's another one teacher
what are you laughing at me nothing my
brain Sean
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she's Christ I know where all the last
brain cells went I don't even care if
this has been done already oh my god it
looks so similar the top one was from
when we went to karaoke and it was in
one of the rooms and Felix handed it to
me and I put it on and I was like oh
[ __ ] I've green hair again I didn't even
realize we were slightly drunk at the
time and it was really funny and that
was when I said I was gonna that was
when he put the tweet on my account
after we lost or after I lost the round
and golf with your friends so it was
funny but this one this is all me baby
my teacher what are you laughing at oh
nothing my brain
horn My Luck Jesus Christ teacher what
are you laughing at nothing Yohan
McLaughlin [ __ ] dumb that's a good
one Oh God
I was actually I'm mom no it's it's not
it's for school
it's just potatoes it's not potato porn
why would you think that doing actual
videos nah waving a floppy banana at the
camera that's good I'm not waving a
floppy banana at the camera I'm
high-fiving the camera I'm waving Coke
Zero around I'm waving dick mugs around
and waving cardboard cutouts around I
like to be animated
I like being dynamic I like me over the
top I like dancing a Mima day keeps the
depression Hawaii he even has the aunt
mugs yes that's awesome
changed my mind I'm gonna tell my kids
this was Satan okay listen here you're
not wrong God is that what that's what
someone sleep paralysis demon looks like
for sure this is exactly why I went to
college twice it was for this honestly
way more fun than anything else I could
be doing with my life
that video was excremental e phone to
record I even made up a new word to
describe it I really like doing that I
want to do more I got more products
yesterday Oh today actually but I want
to try out and I'm really excited about
it those videos are really fun to record
silicone orthopedic and nipple what's
wrong with people
I don't know Phil maybe we all gotta go
to the ranch maybe jacksepticeye he's
going to the ranch and you'll never see
him again
beautiful beautiful he is baby can't say
anything pure baby you know y'all gonna
make me listen y'all have made me listen
you'll see this watch this he has one
wait that works
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what do you see a spicy meme me most
very paranoid about bursting this cuz
apparently there's powder in it not good
okay meemers and dreamers that's all the
means we have for today
yay thank you I do want to give a shout
out to the subreddit because this these
videos have been really really fun to do
I love the collaborative effort in them
I love being able to go and incorporate
the stuff that you guys are making into
videos it's been really really fun to do
and the subreddit just passed a hundred
thousand members and a hundred and one
thousand members now I think when I
started off doing these videos it was at
like forty thousand so all of you who
have come along and all of you who were
there before thank you it's been really
great and I love seeing the creativity
people have and the jokes and it's just
a really great thing for the community
to get together and make stuff and then
I could put them in videos and we can
all collaborate and each time it's just
new fun exciting stuff that's going on
in the on the channel so I really like
it i genuinely enjoy recording these
videos and I hope you guys enjoy
watching them as well and until next
time but what's my sign-off what do I do
for this I'm very
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that touched something else since last
time that did not taste good