♪ That damn turban on, man ♪
♪ What's your motivation ♪
♪ You not Muslim ♪
♪ This is cultural appropriation ♪
♪ I heard you had Amber and you dated Kim too ♪
♪ Why all your fine, rich, and (beep) than you ♪
(audience cheering)
(upbeat music)
♪ I guess it's all a joke ♪
♪ Black, it's funny and cute ♪
♪ But why Mariah (beep) around ♪
♪ And make more money than you ♪
(audience cheering)
♪ Married at 25, they were ill ♪
♪ Somebody tell me ♪
♪ When they let Lil Boosie out of jail ♪
(audience cheering)
♪ Stop it ♪
♪ I'll settle at his head ♪
♪ Nick Cannon's still dressed like he wants to be ♪
♪ In Jagged Edge ♪
(bell chiming)
♪ Pick that ass up ♪
♪ Got a platinum ♪
(audience cheering)
♪ Wild Out ♪
- Your topic is fashion.
♪ Now, you wild out ♪
♪ This jacket hot as hell ♪
♪ Boy, I'm hot as hell ♪
♪ Now, you wild out ♪
♪ I'm never dressing like you ♪
♪ Never dressing like you ♪
♪ Now, you wild out ♪
♪ You rocking baby clothes ♪
♪ Now, you wild out ♪
♪ Your girl fold 'em for me ♪
♪ Now, you wild out ♪
♪ You shop at Toys 'R Us ♪
♪ Now, you wild out ♪
♪ He got a turban on ♪
- You on my team! (bell ringing)
♪ Wild out ♪
(audience cheering)
- Nick, man.
That's crazy though.
You kinda look like when Kiki was that lesbian pimp
in that movie.
(audience cheering and laughing)
♪ Wild out ♪
♪ We snuck in on a horse ♪
♪ And then we talked about the Trojans ♪
♪ Didn't even have protection ♪
♪ What'd he say ♪
♪ I guess I shoulda wore the Trojan ♪
♪ I came on a horse ♪
♪ Gold chain on the floor ♪
♪ I'm in the club ♪
♪ Looking for hella short ♪
♪ Til the guards try to stop me ♪
♪ So I had to stab him ♪
♪ Then, I stabbed her ♪
♪ Good thing I had a magnum ♪
(audience cheering)
♪ Wild out ♪
♪ Nick, I used to watch this show when I was a shorty ♪
♪ You still doing this show ♪
♪ And you damn near 40 ♪
♪ Off top ♪
♪ Fat boy, your shirt hardly fit ♪
♪ Why they call you Charlie Clips ♪
♪ You should be Charlie Chips ♪
♪ Put down the Snickers ♪
♪ Put down the Twix ♪
♪ Just (beep) in the sun ♪
♪ And make a solar eclipse ♪
♪ Hold up, Hitman ♪
♪ I gotta holler at you ♪
♪ You a male stripper ♪
♪ They should be throwing dollars at you ♪
♪ Young 'dolf lookin' ass ♪
♪ Why you talking ♪
♪ This (beep) teeth look like a young dolphin ♪
♪ What the ♪
(audience laughing)
♪ Wild out ♪
- [DJ] Your next one is movies.
♪ Killin' it, kill it ♪
♪ My girl soup up at ♪
♪ You man on fire ♪
♪ You don't have a hot chick ♪
♪ You damn liar ♪
♪ You just battle rap 'cause you can't get your tunes right ♪
♪ I steal your shine like La La Land and Moonlight ♪
♪ Why would you play with me ♪
♪ Homie, don't try that ♪
♪ I don't (beep) with Spike Lee ♪
♪ But bitch, I'm from shy-raq ♪
(audience cheering)
♪ Pick up and kill it ♪
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Wild out ♪
- Your battle is Hitman versus Vic Mensa.
- Uh oh.
You got this, Vic.
- Hey, Wild 'N Out,
let's give a round of applause to Vic.
He was signing Kanye West.
(audience cheering and applauding)
And by the time y'all got done clapping, Kanye left.
- [Crowd] Ooh.
- I mean, I don't drink or smoke
'cause I can do sober,
you from the windy city.
Oh, that explains why your career blew over.
(audience cheering)
- Listen.
Vic came equipped.
I know you used to bang your (beep)
that's why I wore this all blue fit,
'cause you ain't all (beep).
(audience cheering)
You never been a shooter.
You might as well be sterile.
This (beep) supposed to be a gangster?
His real name is Gerald.
(audience cheering)
That's you're real name.
(audience cheering)
♪ Wild out ♪
♪ You buried yourself ♪
♪ You should've brought your own shovel ♪
♪ Ever since Mariah found a (beep) on her own level ♪
♪ I don't mean to go back and bring up your divorce ♪
♪ But how that work ♪
♪ Do she pay you child support ♪
♪ Now, you think you stylin' ♪
♪ This is embarrassing ♪
♪ With that turban on you look like a swagged out terrorist ♪
♪ And your man's over here, Fatty, ♪
♪ You should go vegan ♪
♪ You too underpaid to keep on overeating ♪
♪ I ain't really got time for all the games and playing ♪
♪ Get thugs training ♪
♪ You hear the (beep) that I'm saying ♪
♪ I'm not the man of legend ♪
♪ But you know I got the killa ♪
♪ Your career is old ♪
♪ I thought Wu-Tang was for the children ♪
♪ Consider this verse as a PSA ♪
♪ How the (beep) you get them shoes through TSA ♪
(audience cheering)
♪ Wild out ♪
♪ See, you won't let me have a one, two, threesome ♪
♪ Won't let me have a one, two, threesome ♪
♪ She won't ♪
♪ She said the problem is ♪
♪ I wanna do it with her mom ♪
♪ Been a minute since Thanksgiving ♪
♪ Damn, I really missed her ♪
♪ If your mom mad with the thing ♪
♪ Can we get with your sister ♪
♪ At the one, two, threesome ♪
♪ Wild out ♪
♪ Open up your legs and I'm checking you out ♪
♪ you system you need help 'cause it smell like trout ♪
♪ You know you're overdue ♪
♪ I ain't seen you since last year ♪
♪ Girl, you know it's time for you to go on ♪
♪ And get a PAP smear ♪
- Um, do I?
(bell chiming)
- Yeah, that's what it was.
(audience cheering)
♪ Wild out ♪
♪ Hey, Nick ♪
♪ I'm happy for you ♪
♪ It's about damn time ♪
♪ (beep) been like 15 years since Drum Line ♪
♪ What you trying to kick, knowledge ♪
♪ That's more like special ed ♪
♪ You couldn't rap on a track ♪
♪ So you put a rap on your head ♪
(crowd gasping)
♪ All right ♪
♪ Yo, Vic ♪
♪ You tried to come on this show like you a savage ♪
♪ But I'm a let you know ♪
♪ (beep) you really average ♪
♪ You don't want this ♪
♪ But you can have it ♪
♪ Don't this (beep) look like a gay, skinny Kravitz ♪
(audience laughing)
(buzzer ringing)
- You can go DJ for his ass.
How about that? (laughing)
- I'm okay right here.
- Come here, Vic.
You ain't finna do me like that, Vic.
♪ I heard what you're talking ♪
♪ I heard what you said ♪
♪ All that talking about Nick Cannon hair ♪
♪ Now, when I rap I make the haters go to bed ♪
♪ And look, you used to look like that ♪
♪ Before the dreads ♪
(audience cheering)
♪ Yo ♪
(bell chiming)
♪ Hey, DC look like that friend ♪
♪ You let sleep on your couch ♪ (buzzer ringing)
♪ Then kick him out ♪
♪ For stealing Xbox games out your house ♪
♪ I can't blame you though ♪
♪ I mean, your face ain't your fault ♪
♪ You a grown up Bey-Bey's kid ♪
♪ You a Bey-Bey's adult ♪
(buzzer ringing and bell chiming)
- He lost.
That's why the (beep) mad.
♪ Wild out ♪
♪ These battle rappers always think they gangstas ♪
♪ That's the problem ♪
♪ I'm with the real Hitman ♪
♪ All y'all do is holler ♪
♪ Y'all be telling them jokes, you think they cool ♪
♪ And you owning them ♪
♪ But this phony-ass chain is just cubic zirconium ♪
♪ Oh, you thinking it's heavy ♪
♪ Oh, you thinking you ready ♪
♪ It ain't heavy as your man ♪
♪ He big-bodied like Chevy ♪
♪ I ain't got time for all of that (beep) talking ♪
♪ Your sweatpants try to jump off your legs ♪
♪ Like you walking ♪
- Hold on, hold on.
(bell chiming)
(audience cheering)
♪ Wild out ♪
- The topic is fame.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ You see in my glasses ♪
♪ I know that thang ♪
♪ Nick Cannon, eh ♪
♪ That's not my name ♪
♪ But I'm gonna go pick up ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it ♪
♪ 'Cause he gonna feel it ♪
♪ And then try to steal it ♪
♪ But I've got a step ♪ ♪ I try to steal it ♪
♪ But I think you frettin' ♪
♪ At least I'm not famous for being a husband ♪
♪ Being a husband ♪
♪ I don't care ♪
♪ I got divorced ♪
♪ I'll (beep) everywhere ♪
♪ So, I'm-- ♪ ♪ Fucking everywhere ♪
♪ But every time camera's on ♪
♪ All of your movies go straight to Amazon ♪
♪ Straight to Amazon ♪
♪ It's still a check ♪
♪ I heard your music ♪
♪ Wait, next ♪
♪ It's how I be-- ♪ ♪ Next ♪
♪ You ain't been hot since '05 ♪
♪ I smell something crazy ♪
♪ I think it's your blow dry ♪
♪ Blow dry ♪
♪ Oh, why ♪
♪ Why he gonna say that ♪
♪ They get to know me ♪
♪ Man, I don't play that ♪
♪ People get mad and I know this your channel ♪
♪ But that head wrap you look like you ride a camel ♪
♪ I ride a camel ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm gonna go feast ♪
♪ We gonna ride this (beep) ♪
♪ All the way to the east ♪
♪ I'm gonna keep rapping ♪
♪ Brooklyn, we steppin' ♪
♪ But you don't want none of this ♪
♪ Some people check it ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm the realest ♪
♪ You know I'm gonna kill this ♪
♪ You try to stop me ♪
♪ No, no, don't do it ♪
♪ Because you don't-- ♪
♪ Yeah, but you just look stupid ♪
♪ With those slides on ♪
♪ I know you ain't hoopin' ♪
♪ You ain't no athlete ♪
♪ I know you was broken ♪
♪ What the (beep) have you been smokin' ♪
♪ I was not smokin' ♪
♪ That real good (beep) ♪
♪ Got it from Brooklyn ♪
♪ We gonna straight push ♪
♪ You know how do ♪
♪ You don't wanna do this ♪
♪ You can't stop this ♪
♪ So, let's keep moving ♪
♪ Nick Cannon, the child ♪
♪ You know that I'm owning him ♪
♪ How you rich, but you rock cubic zirconiums ♪
(audience cheering)
(bell chiming)
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
(upbeat music)