I'm going to tell you a story
about a boy who would never grow up
about the pirate who wished to catch him
about the island where fairies roamed
But this isn't the story you've heard before
Because sometimes
friends begin as enemies
and enemies begin as friends
Sometimes, to truely understand how things end
we must first know how they begin
Welcome
to Neverlaaand!
Be brave, Peter
I try to be
The name's James Hook
I'm trying to save your life, kid
Do you know how to work a ship?
How hard can it be?
It's a lot harder than I thought!
It was written: when you returned, we would unite against the pirates
If Blackbeard is going to destroy everything... I'll stand against him
Now kneel
I will never bow to you
Wakey, wakey!
Away we go!
We have an ancient prophecy, it tells of a boy
The boy who would be disappeared with his word
until he was old enough to return
he would lead an uprising against me
Mind if I cut in?
A boy who could fly
Oh come on kid, make them believe
I believe
I believe!
Mermaid lagoon
I think you're gonna like him!
You can say that again!
Let's go
Hello there, my little chickens
How's everyone doing? How was your summer?
It's been a while, right?
What? Nine months or something?
I had a baby and I'm ready to get back to work!
Ha
This video is a collaboration with the people who made the new Peter Pan movie
They're even gonna fly me out to the red carpet premiere, which is just ridiculous
Follow me on Twitter if you want pictures of Hugh Jackman
I remade the Pan trailer, with like two hundred bucks worth of cardboard and christmas lights, as you can see
The music is all my voice acapella
If you haven't seen the Pan trailer yet, the video is not going to make any sense to you
So go and check that out
Anyways, this is cardboard cinema!
I'm excited to be back!
Goodbye